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The horserace of the century is over.
Relive it below if you're still experiencing political withdrawal symptoms.
Daily Racing RagObama Holds Rehearsals
The Obama administration is shaping up in harmony...
Obama wants the Obama Players ready to perform on day one in January 2009. November 19. Chicago Vocal Studios
Daily Racing RagBaby Please Don't Go
Sarah Palin has gone north leaving the lower 48 longing...
Hope is alive for a return to the racetrack if Governor Palin appoints herself Senator Palin. November 8. Palin Fan Club HQ
Daily Racing RagObama Climbs Mountaintop
The hopes and dreams of millions have finally been realized...
History was made as Barack Obama has shattered the color barrier forever. November 5. Mount Martin Luther King USA
Daily Racing Rag Obama Yes We Dooby-doo
Obama makes history as new top dawg and leader of the pack...
No matter what breed of dawg it's a great day for all Americans. November 4. Chicago Celebration Park
Daily Racing Rag Early Voters Favor Obama
One day left in longest election of a lifetime...
Voters are being reminded to vote everywhere they go. November 3 Swing State Sports Arena.
Daily Racing Rag Racing Season Begins
First dude plows to lead after Gov. Palin starts annual event...
Palin arrived by snowmobile wearing the traditional snowqueen starters outfit. October 31. Moose Toe Raceway Wasilla AK
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Goes Both Ways
Sarah Palin usually winks right but sometimes winks left...
Sarah Palin is a favorite among compulsive conservative winkers and non-thinkers. October 25. Winkersville West Virginia
Daily Racing Rag Dumb and Plumber
Joe snakes new swamp as uneducated McCain surrogate...
Joe the Plumber is now campaigning with John the POW and Sarah the Mooseslayer. October 24. McCain Campaign HQ
Daily Racing Rag Drudge Reports Hoax
McCain barn instantly falls for hoax and looks foolish again...
A shamed Matt Drudge now wears his backwards B as repentence for blogging sins. October 23. Drudgens and Dragons OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Approved Outfits
Republicans spend $150,000 playing dress-up with Sarah...
Audit shows another $15,000 spent on hair, make-up and camel wax. October 21. McCain Ranch Honeymoon Cabin AZ
Daily Racing Rag McCain Losing In Nevada
The craps table has not often been kind to angry gamblers...
Experts say angry gamblers often lose control and crap out in the game of craps. October 17. Palms Casino Las Vegas
Daily Racing Rag McCain Needs Comeback
Republican says "We've got 'em right where we want 'em"...
Going into the final debate McCain is going to have to pull out all the stops. October 14. Presidential Debate Round 3
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Seeks Swing Voters
Sarah Palin campaigns in NHL hockey team locker room...
Players were not overly impressed since the local TV female sports anchor is hot. October 11. Penguins Locker Room PA
Daily Racing Rag Sarah: "He's An Animal"
Palin watchers say First Dude has never been so romantic...
Todd Palin reasons that as long as we're in politics we'll need new voters. October 10. Beaverville Airport Nebraska
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Flips Wig At Obama
McCains in Ohio spew angry personal attacks on Obamas...
Cindy got so mad it was several seconds before she realized her wig flew off. October 9. McCain Rally Heartland OH OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Loves A Maverick
Sarah Palin says we're darn happy goin' round campaignin'...
Sarah's "Maverick" tattoo on her lower back is said to delight McCain endlessly. October 8. McCain Luxury Condo #11
Daily Racing Rag McMaverick Needs Flush
Maverick Gal Palin deals ace of spades off bottom of deck...
McCain's maverick surge betting strategy hasn't paid off yet and his chips are now all in on a weak hand.
October 6. McCain Mountain Maverick Saloon
Daily Racing Rag Palin Preps For Debate
Says Miss Alaska contest was good preparation for politics...
McCain chose Sarah because she has all the right assets he feels most comfortable with.
September 27. McCain Mountain Practice Debate Room
Daily Racing Rag Kissinger Tries Diplomacy
Kissinger wants one hour weekly private sessions with Sarah...
Sarah said she couldn't understand a word said because of his thick accent but otherwise everything went great.
September 24. Kissinger Deli & OTB
Daily Racing Rag Bush Begs For Mercy
Bush needs $666 billion to buy back soul he sold years ago...
Bush's day of reckoning is coming and his pain will be eternal and in Hell which is much worse than El Paso. September 24. Deep in the Heart of Texas
Daily Racing Rag 13 Cars 8 Homes $100M
First Lady McCain will keep in touch with the little people...
As the owner of 2 private jet planes she can attend ceremonies in her honor too far away to travel by limousine. September 22. McCain Mountain Private Expressway
Daily Racing Rag Honeymoon Bulge Gone
Palin lipstick not able to keep McCain up in latest polls...
McCain's strategy to create a new surge reportedly includes a blonde wig and a private jet ride with Sarah.
September 18. McCain Change Daily Rally
Daily Racing Rag Grandpa Made A Big Mess
Economic meltdown due to deregulation philosophy...
Republicans McCain and Gramm were the leading advocates of deregulation... September 17. Springfield Town Hall
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Palin No Tina Fey
Amy Poehler knows Tina and says Sarah not comparable...
Amy says there's no way Sarah Palin is even half as talented as Tina Fey. September 15. SNL Monday Breakfast
Daily Racing Rag McCains Deboned On View
Cindy says of TV show hosts "they picked our bones clean!"...
The Senator lied to defend lies and Cindy refused to say how many nests they own... September 13. The View Aerial TV
Daily Racing Rag Abstinence Class Expands
Palin welcomed home by Alaskan abstinence class students...
A baby boom from Alaskan unwed teenage girls proves abstinence from sex education and contraceptives is a highly effective means of creating more babies. September 10. Alaska Welcome Home Sarah Rally
Daily Racing Rag Love Republican Style
Giddy Grandpa swoons like a lovestruck teenager...
Meanwhile Cindy McCain has been busy jewelry and clothes shopping and flying cross-country in her private jet...
September 8. McCain Love Bus One
Daily Racing Rag Grandpa Falls In Love
McCain's dream girl now running mate, "Ain't she sweet!"...
McCain may be 72 years old but he says he feels a frisky 44 lately. September 7. Ohio Holiday Inn Presidential Suite
Daily Racing Rag McCain says George Who?
McCain hiding from George Bush while seeking White House...
McCain did not once mention the name George Bush at the GOP convention.. September 6. White House Oil Field One
Daily Racing Rag McCain Roars To Life
Says FIGHT WITH ME 27 times amid chants of P...O...W...
McCain reiterated for the 2,276th time that he survived almost 6 years as a POW in the Viet Nam war.
September 4. Minneapolis Arena of Natural History
Daily Racing Rag GOP Party In Progress
Hurricane blows Bush and Cheney out of town...
McCain made the conservative evangelical right wing of the party delirious with his flat earth running mate.
September 3. Minneapolis Convention Center
Daily Racing Rag McCain Still Former POW
POW story losing 24/7 news coverage to Palin roadkill crisis...
McCain reiterated that he survived 6 years as a POW by creating mental fantasies of fertile white beauty queens.
September 3. PBS Docudrama POW...Prison, Sex and Politics
Daily Racing Rag Putin's Red Nose Revenge
Tony Tiger shot in retaliation for shooting death of Rudolph...
Santa speaks 114 languages including Russian and reaction to his tearful tirade has sparked international outrage.
September 2. PBS Docudrama Tigerkistan Triangle...Trial of Tigers
Daily Racing Rag Santa Cancels Christmas
"Sarah Palin shot Rudolph the Reindeer... kiss my Alaska!"...
Santa's voice cracked during his emotional and tearful tirade saying "Just a freaking caribou to you!"
September 1. PBS Docudrama Santa's Artic Circle...Ring of Destruction
Daily Racing Rag McCain Offers Sex Change
McCain swoons for soulmate Palin after eHarmony match up...
Palin's belief in teaching creationism and abstinence-only sex education, opposition to abortion (even rape and incest), rejection of global warming as a hoax, and call for a ban on stem cell research, made for a 98% eHarmony match and won McCain's heart immediately. August 31. McCain-Palin Ticket Debut Rally
Daily Racing Rag McCain Searched His Soul
McCain campaign insider describes VP selection process...
McCain looked far to the north where the sun doesn't shine to find the most unqualified VP nominee in history.
August 30. McCain Practice Mansion Bathroom #6
Daily Racing Rag White House Bunny
McCain chooses first Republican female VP running mate...
McCain shocked everybody by selecting Sarah Palin, a 44 year-old former beauty queen and current Alaska Governor. Cindy, age 54, has been demoted from First Lady to House Bunny. August 29. McCain Arizona Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag Mile High Fire Works
Obama guts McCain on policies, temperment and judgement...
Obama thrilled 85,000 supporters, laid out specific policies, blasted McCain and unified the Democratic party.
August 28. Mile High Stadium Denver
Daily Racing Rag For The Love Of God!
Biden prays for "No sequel to this tragedy of the last 8 years"...
Delaware Senator Joe Biden accepted the Democratic nomination for Vice President and called the Bush/McCain foreign and economic policies abysmal failures. August 27. Democratic Convention
Daily Racing Rag Enough Already Goddamit!
Americans eager to say NO to 4 more years of the last 8 years...
George Bush and John McCain are one and the same on 95% of all issues and were both named outstanding contributors to the cause of world confligration at an event almost a mile beneath the President's ranch in Texas.
August 24. Crawford Caverns Annual Hellicious BBQ
Daily Racing Rag Homes Sweet Homes
Forgetful McCain prepares for move into White House...
McCain had prepared a soundbite but left his notecard in one of his 26 bathrooms. August 22. McCain Realty Auction
Daily Racing Rag Drill Here Drill Now
McCain hits gusher of mindless slogans for undecided voters...
McCain promises more real simple slogans for real simple people. August 20. McCain Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag The Purpose Driven Lie
McCain not in "cone of silence" in clever magic trick...
Obama, TV viewers and a church audience were skillfully duped by master magician/author/pastor Rick Warren.
August 19. Rich White Neighborhood News
Daily Racing Rag McCain Tells Fairy Tale
No whopper too big for McCain and Republican faithful...
A new ad being prepared has Jesus Christ himself looking into a camera and endorsing McCain.
August 19. Saddleback Church Video Production Studio
Daily Racing Rag McCain Story Plagarized
McCain's compelling POW story stolen by dead Russian...
"As he waited, head down, he felt a presence. Slowly he looked up and saw a skinny old prisoner sqaut down beside him. The man said nothing. Instead, he used a stick to trace in the dirt the sign of the Cross."A Solzhenitsyn
Gulag Archipelago
August 18, 1961. KGB News Napkin Book Review
Daily Racing Rag Cone Of Silence?
McCain eavesdropping shocks church security guard...
McCain condones eavesdropping and plagarism in cases of national security. August 17. Saddleback Church Cone Of Silence
Daily Racing Rag McCain Pans Putin Eyes
McCain looked deep but only saw a K, a G, and a B...
President Bush apparently misread the letters as a K, a F, and a C. August 14. KGB News Napkin and KFC Menu
Daily Racing Rag Warmongers On Warpath
Old men eager to see Armegeddon before Alzheimer's sets in...
McCain strategists called the Russian invasion of Georgia a plus for the elderly candidate's campaign and enough to offset McCain's TV's worst comedy act award. August 14. Chickenhawk's Finger Lickin' Lounge
Daily Racing Rag Bush Goes For War Record
War President eager to start record third war while in office...
Bush is ready to send troops to attack Russians in Georgia on a collossal suicide mission but if he also attacked Iran he could start a Satan-pleasing fourth war and assure his immortality. August 14. White House Master Bathroom Mirror
Daily Racing Rag Georgia On His Mind
Obama soulfully promises to defend Ray Charles homeland...
Charles family fears Russia invaded Georgia to steal Ray's master recordings. August 13. Moscow Blockbuster Blues Blowout
Daily Racing Rag Mac On The Idiot Box
McCain named worst comedy act to have 100 TV appearances...
McCain edged out Nipsy Russell by not getting a single laugh during his 17th appearance on The Daily Show.
August 12. Celebrity Bee List News
Daily Racing Rag Ridge In VP Olympics
McCain feels comfortable with a war hero as his butler...
Tom Ridge hasn't carried water since serving as an Army Sargeant in Viet Nam. August 10. McCain Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag McCain Comforts Edwards
McCain confided he was also once an adulterous scumbag...
McCain was 42 when he dumped his wife and kids for a 24 year old Miss Buffalo Chip. August 9. Adulterers Anonymous
Daily Racing Rag Bush/Cheney War Crimes
Cheney ordered forged documents that led to Iraq invasion...
Both men deserve to be prosecuted and if proven guilty...nah...that won't happen. August 11. SUSSKIND OTB & DELI
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Shipped To Belgium
McCain approves sale of Cindy to foreign-owned corporation...
Cindy's personal shoppers and their staff will all lose their jobs. August 9. DHL Bon Voyage Party Central OH
Daily Racing Rag Obama Family Related
Father, mother and two daughters all live in same house...
At least one grandparent on both sides of the family are younger than McCain. August 7. Obama Family Photo Night SD
Daily Racing Rag Romney Too Ready
Mitt more than eager to dig into Vice Presidential duties...
President McCain looks like he has both feet in the grave next to vibrant Vice President Romney. August 6. McCain White House 2011
Daily Racing Rag Born To Be Wild And Funny
Miss Buffalo Chip keeps comedian McCain's motor running...
McCain defended entering Cindy in the Sturgis Miss Buffalo Chip contest and added "Va va va Voom!"
August 6. Sturgis Wild Hair Salon
Daily Racing Rag McCains Wow Biker Gang
Comedian McCain enters Cindy in bawdy beauty contest...
Dozens of Sturgis bound bikers revved their Harley-Davidsons in a roar of approval. August 5. Harley Horse Camp SD
Daily Racing Rag McCain New Comedy King
Comedian claims victories in both French Fry revolutions...
McCain says he's "the One" who knows how to win wars. August 4. McCain Mountain Food Court Throne Room.
Daily Racing Rag Biggest Joke In The World?
McCain says his Obama attack ad is a hilarious sidesplitter...
McCain added it would a be kneeslapper but after years of dealing with the Bush administration he doesn't bend over anymore. August 2. McCain Improv Comedy Club
Daily Racing Rag Weird Ad Mystery Solved
Who's the biggest celebrity in the world of slime politics?...
Bizarre new RoveWorld ads are calculated to help McCain somehow. August 1. RoveWorld Media Bldg.
Daily Racing Rag Cantor Ready To Serve
Virginia Congressman can help teach McCain how to email...
Unknown public servant has temperment to be compatible with McCain. August 2. McCain VP HQ.
Daily Racing Rag Scooby Doo On Short List
Vetting process for the Obama family dog almost complete...
Barack has promised his children a dog but how big a dog remains undecided. July 30. Chicago Adopt-A-Dog Days
Daily Racing Rag McCain Whacks A Mole
McCain was upset that the mole upstaged his oil well skit...
McCain stood in the hot sun to say that skin cancer patients should stay out of the hot sun. July 29. McChevron Oilfield #6.
Daily Racing Rag Globetrotter Obama Scores
Obama addresses Unity Convention of minority journalists...
Barack just back from abroad spoke for 40 minutes without any turnovers or personal fouls. July 28. Chicago Unity Dome
Daily Racing Rag Mac Attacks Obama Trip
McCain thinks successful Obama trip was pretentious...
McCain was just in Canada, Columbia and Mexico but no one seemed to notice. July 27. McCain/Blackbird Security Inc.
Daily Racing Rag Obama Weak On Defense
Obama scores with troops despite lax defense on jump shots...
Obama blamed his weak defense on a sore hip from yesterday's game in Afghanistan. July 26. US Army Halliburton Arena
Daily Racing Rag Portman Ready To Serve
Ohioan has temperment to be compatible with McCain...
McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 25. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee
Daily Racing Rag Pawlenty Ready To Serve
Minnesotan has temperment to be compatible with McCain...
McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 24. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee
Daily Racing Rag McCain Declares Victory
Bush awards McCain Silver Star for incongruous victory spin...
McCain's battle was waged against the Bush administration, who for years resisted a 10% increase in troop numbers in Iraq. McCain urged all Americans to celebrate McCain's victory. July 23. War College Class Reunion Photo Booth
Daily Racing Rag McCain Visits King
King offers McCain part-time job in case of November defeat...
McCain's ambidexterous ability to flip burgers pleases the King greatly. July 24. Manchester Burger King Castle.
Daily Racing Rag Banned in Baghdad
Iraqi leader Maliki no fan of surf music, likes Obama diddy...
McCain's diplomatic efforts will require a new theme song. July 22. KRAQ Radio Baghdad Bottom 100 Countdown.
Daily Racing Rag Obama Hears New Mix
Petraeus lays down new tracks without Bush overdubs...
A&R dept. says the unfiltered realistic tone of the new tracks is a breath of fresh air. July 21. Big RaQ Records Baghdad.
Daily Racing Rag Rudy Manboobs Enormous
Giuliani packs on pounds since humiliating primary defeat...
McCain was shocked by the sight of his former once thin rival. July 19. Yankee Stadium All Star Contest.
Daily Racing Rag Terminator Says Not Here
California future not connected to offshore oil drilling...
The governor says research on alternate energy sources is progressing rapidly. July 19. California Tourism Council.
Daily Racing Rag McCain Flip About Flops
Senator McCain on both sides of flip-flop issue...
McCain is simultaneously on offense and defense in a seesaw battle. July 19. McCain Mountain Press Box OTB
Daily Racing Rag Bush Legacy In Postage
US Postal Service already at work designing stamps...
The Postal Service wants to recap the highlights of the Bush presidency. July 18. USPS College of Stamp Design
Daily Racing Rag Democrats Drive Forward
A new generation of leadership vehicles has arrived...
The gas guzzlers of the past have been replaced with fuel efficient hybrid models. July 17. End Of Era Clearance Sale.
Daily Racing Rag Ready On Day One 1919
McCain can't navigate the internet or send an email...
McCain often uses homing pigeons and employs a full time pigeon keeper. July 16. McCain Senate Office Bldg. Roof
Daily Racing Rag Flatulence Empties Studio
McLaughlin stops political discussion with eye-burning fart...
The talk show host had just called Obama an "Oreo" then cut loose a noxious old man fart that had guests gasping.
July 14. Washington D.C. Health and Sanitation Dept.
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Loves Speed & Bud
First Lady McCain will promote Budweiser and auto racing...
As owner/operator of the #3 beer distributor in America, Cindy aims to be number #1. July 12. McCain Mountain Raceway
Daily Racing Rag Lame Duck On China Menu
Obama worries Chinese may stir fry cheerleader President...
The next President will have enough on his plate without an embarassing Bush incident at the summer Olympics.
July 13. African-Chinese BBQ and Music Festival
Daily Racing Rag Doctors Okay Dream Ticket
McCain strategy depends on Wyoming and warmonger vote...
Cheney was said to be pleased to be alive but could not be located for comment. July 12. McCain Mountain VIP Lounge
Daily Racing Rag Obama's Nuts Cut Off
Jesse Jackson says he's really really really sorry...
Obama never received his gift "Nuts" magazine subscription from an anonymous person living in the UK because Jesse Jackson cancelled the subscription online. July 11. NoNewsNetwork UK
Daily Racing Rag Whine Whine Whine
McCain's top economic advisor spits up on American whines...
Former Texas Senator Phil Gramm insulted America as a "nation of whiners" having a "mental recession".
July 10. McCain Mountain Wine Cellar
Daily Racing Rag Airstream One Grounded
McCain's demoted campaign chief blames aging trailer fleet...
Despite tires only eight years old the McCain campaign is moving unusually slow. July 9. McCain Mountain AZ
Daily Racing Rag Leos Born To Lead
Obama leadership seen in stars by earthbound astrologers...
With a birthday of Aug. 4 Obama was born under the constellation of Leo the Lion. July 8, 5000 B.C. North America Plains
Daily Racing Rag Allen Endorses McCain
Former Virginia Senator surprised by McCain visit...
George Allen was relaxing at his vacation villa on the Caribbean island. July 5. McCaCaw Islands Airport
Daily Racing Rag Live From Afghanistan!
McCain to address Rebublican convention by satellite phone...
McCain hopes to be standing over the corpse of Osama Bin Laden while giving his speech. July 6. Kabul Cave TV
Daily Racing Rag Bush Moves Closer To War
Oval Office relocated to Dubai tower over holiday weekend...
Bush wants a luxury suite view of the action. July 6. Halliburton White House Oval Office Tower in Dubai
Daily Racing Rag Barr Blasts Bush Bullshit
Bush lies defiled meaning of the words freedom and liberty...
We now use the word "freedom" as an excuse to invade sovereign nations and protection of "liberty" is now an excuse to take it from us. July 4. American Airport Gates of Hell Terminal
This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate our Independence Day. They will gather in parks and on front lawns, fire up their grills and enjoy an evening of fireworks, family and friendship. Children will wave sparklers in the air, tracing figure eights, while fathers will light seemingly endless fuses of fountains and firecrackers. Most revel on the Fourth of July as a matter of tradition – and it is a good one. I have celebrated this day throughout my life, even when I lived in nations that did not cherish freedom. When I reflect on our Independence Day traditions, I am deeply grateful that Americans continue to celebrate this historic day, but I am also saddened by our combined failure to stop the continued encroachment upon our freedom. Each July 4th, I look back at our year and can literally count the ways in which the path set forth by our forefathers has been distorted and, many times, betrayed. We live in a nation bursting with people who love liberty but governed by men who lust for power. For over 100 years, those designing men have been enabled by a political system that favors and protects the powerful. Republicans and Democrats have maintained and significantly increased their hold on the reigns of our government regardless of the damage that has been done to the men, women and children who work, love, live and die in our great nation. Today’s America does not resemble the intent clearly laid out within that document that was signed by patriots 232 years ago. They put more than ink to paper when they signed the Declaration of Independence; they placed their lives, families, prosperity and honor on the line for liberty. Our founders knew that we are endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights. They held no tolerance for the thought that we are granted rights by government. Our rights, our decisions, our very lives are ours. It is through individual responsibility by which we prosper or fail – not by state decree or legislation. When Jefferson added the word “among” into the phrase, “among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness,” he was defiantly stating that our rights are self-defined, short of depriving another of their life or liberty. Since the day that the Declaration of Independence was signed, we appear to have lost the meaning and intent of the words: independence, freedom and liberty. Instead, those words have been echoed with abuse on campaign trails and government buildings by politicians who use them as Orwellian tools to mean just the opposite. We now use “freedom” as an excuse to invade sovereign nations. The protection of “liberty” is now an excuse to take it from us. But today, during this election year, we have the opportunity to change the course of events. We have a chance to send a message to Washington that will rock its foundation. Together, we can make the word LIBERTY ring true with deafening accord. My candidacy for President of the United States is not one of vanity or shallowness. I, probably just like you, have had my eyes forced open by a government that wants to take all that it can from me and my family. I am running for president to stand firm and demand a return of my liberty, my privacy, my labor and the peaceful heritage of my nation. I ask you to stand with me. Together we face the two-party behemoth that will do all that it can to silence us. That’s why I need your help today and in the future. I respectfully ask that you support my candidacy by making a donation today. Given the state of our economy, I know that times are tough. They are tough for all of us and that’s why we so desperately need real change in our nation. If you can, please donate today, as your contribution is urgently needed to move our campaign forward. As important, over this coming weekend as you are spending times with friends and loved ones, take a minute and attempt to educate them as to the true meaning of liberty and how it has been lost in our nation and ask them to stand with us. Respectfully, Bob Barr
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Daily Racing Rag Bush Prepares For China
President will attend opening ceremonies in Beijing...
His daily regimen includes jogging, squat pilantes and destroying America's image abroad. July 3. Chinatown Restroom
Daily Racing Rag Senor McCain Flies South
McCain visits Halls Of Montezuma in Latin American tour...
Senator says his next trip is to the shores of Tripoli. July 2. McCainista Miltary Airport
Daily Racing Rag McCain RIP Platform DOA
McCain has at some point been on all sides of every issue...
McCain sees nuclear power, offshore oil drilling and disco dancing in the future. June 29. McCain Mountain Mausoleum OTB
Daily Racing Rag Amity Before Unity
Secret sea cruise meeting brings hope to seaside tourist town...
The poor folks in Amity need hope because their beach was foreclosed by predators. June 28. Coast Guard Cutter SS Unity
Daily Racing Rag Hannity Goes Undercover
O'Seana digs deep to find unfounded rumors for FOX news...
Hannity later said leaving the studio was one of the toughest things he's ever done. June 26. Miami Imam Convention '08
Daily Racing Rag Macs Choice For 69 years
McCain's yellow stained teeth match his favorite condiment...
History minded mathematicians have been working to determine how many mustard dogs McCain has eaten.
June 25. McCain Mountain Food Court and OTB
Daily Racing Rag White House Beer Garden
Cindy intends to run her beer company from the White House...
Cindy makes a $300,000 salary running the 3rd largest beer distributorship in America. June 23. White House Beer Garden
Daily Racing Rag Nader Talking Spanglish
Arab-American speaking bad Spanish wants wasted votes...
Perennial candidate Ralph Nader is hoping to fuck things up un mas tiempo. June 22. Naderz Carneceria OTB
Daily Racing Rag Obama Es Muy Caballero
Obama reaches out to Latinos in New Mexico and Nevada...
Obama intends to do everything possible to win and Mexican-Americans are crucial. June 20. Obama Carneceria OTB
Daily Racing Rag Obama Says No Fed Funds
Obama continues to raise record crops of small donations...
With no limit on funds Obama will be better able to counter negative ads and smears. June 19. Obama Farms Greenhouse
Daily Racing Rag First Lady Of Soap Opera
Cindy McCain favored for important People's Choice award...
Meanwhile Michele Obama has been portrayed as the villian and booed by right wing FOX television critics.
June 18. Lifetime Family Circle MSNBC Theatre OTB
Daily Racing Rag Outsource Offshore Billing
McCain plan outsources billing for increased offshore drilling...
By eliminating the jobs of all U.S. clerical workers McCain reasons the cost of gas might decrease fifteen cents.
June 17. McChevron Oil Floating Offshore Bookeeping Depot
Daily Racing Rag McCain Differs With Bush
McCain's global warming policy will outlaw excessive heat...
Senator says he's acclimated to Arizona heat but it's getting too hot lately. June 16. McCain Mountain Thermometer OTB
Daily Racing Rag Bob Barr Rents Town Hall
Raises McCain's offer to twice daily & weekend dinner shows...
Libertarian Bob Barr has yet to hear any reply from the McCain campaign. June 14. McCain Mountain Town Hall OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Giant Pander Bear
McCain panders to disappointed white Clinton supporters...
Not being in agreement with Clinton on a single important issue was not mentioned. June 13. McCain Mountain Zoo
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Proud Of America
Millionaire beer heiress also proud to sell America's #1 beer...
Cindy McCain can't understand how anyone could ever criticize America. June 12. McCain Mountain Flag Room
Daily Racing Rag Obama Climbing In Polls
National polls show Obama opening up a lead on McCain...
McCain was in Pennsylvania trying to convince Hillary supporters that he's the white candidate for the job.
June 11. Pennsylvania Disgruntled White Womens Club
Daily Racing RagObama Scores On Economy
McCain has no defense for Republican era economic failures...
Both downtown and in the paint everything Obama threw up was dropping. June 8. Game One Best of 39 Series
Daily Racing Rag Springtime for Submarines
The Producers plan $20 billion anti-terror nuclear submarines...
General Electric Corp. produces nuclear attack submarines in Connecticut. Both men agree on the need to produce a collossal production to exploit a U.S. military budget bigger than all the other countries in the world combined.
June 6. Lieberman/Connecticut Submarine Works Subsea Smelter and Eel Farm
"Satan's favorite delicacy!"
Daily Racing Rag MLK Dream Within Reach
Barack Obama is living the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King...
Just like Jackie Robinson 56 years ago there forever will only be one man who was first to break the color barrier. June 4. U.S. National Field Of Dreams Skybox
Daily Racing Rag Obama Wins Enchilada
Hillary and Bill not ready to make nice with Obama just yet...
Senator Obama is the first minority entry to become a nominee for President.Obama Shop June 3. Metrodome Raceway
Daily Racing Rag Hillary Wins South Dakota
Clinton finishes the long campaign with an upset victory...
After 17 months the closest Democratic primary race in history has ended. June 3. South Dakota Derby Winners Circle
Daily Racing Rag...If You Can't Take A Joke
Zany Dick Cheney's official paid apologist offers apologies...
Insult comic has a full set of comedy material including West Virginia inbreeding jokes. June 2. Veterans Cemetery WV
Daily Racing Rag Get Fit! Retirement Over
McCain plan solves Social Security deficit problem overnight...
Under the McCain plan anyone younger than Senator McCain has to go back to work. June 2. McCain Mountain Auditorium
Daily Racing Rag Hillary Wins Puerto Rico
"La Vida Loca" of Hillary's historic campaign is almost over...
Ricky Martin provided the music and promised to never support another Republican. June 1. San Clinton Beach Resort
Daily Racing Rag Bush Suffers Nightmare
In President's bad dream Laura refuses to go back to ranch...
President Bush drank a glass of warm milk and drifted back to sleeping peacefully. June 2. Bush Digital Mind Channel
Daily Racing Rag Wolf Roused By Pack
Wolf Blitzer was roused today by a pack of hungry reporters...
Reporters said they woke Wolf because the breakfast buffet was open. June 1. Washington D.C. Turner Hotel 6
Daily Racing Rag McCain Calls Obama Naive
Bush campaigns for McCain cash and unimpeached legacy...
Bush has been collecting McCain campaign contributions from his own mega donors. May 31. Rio Grande Caverns TX
Daily Racing Rag Satan Okays 4 More Years
Pledges $666 million to Republican nominee after Bush plea...
President Bush was hailed as an outstanding contributor to the cause of world confligration. May 29. Hell Awards Roast
Daily Racing Rag McCain Meets Bush Donor
Bush helps McCain raise millions at secretive fundraiser...
McCain has suffered from poor fundraising up until tonight's closed to press and cameras event. May 28. El Paso Texas
Daily Racing Rag Libertarians Field Entry
Bob Barr receives Libertarian Party presidential nomination...
Barr says with federal spending and spying Republicans abandoned conservative principles. May 27. Liberty Raceway
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Daily Racing Rag Peace Process Begins
Nobel Peace Prize winner to help negotiate end of conflict...
Former President Jimmy Carter says he's certain everything can be resolved and Democratic party unity achieved.
May 26. Carter Center Dispute Resoultion Arena and OTB
Daily Racing Rag Richest Man Backs Obama
World's second richest man wants recount of boats in Florida...
Warren Buffett, the world's richest man, has endorsed Barack Obama for President. May 25. Obama of Omaha Mutual Fund
Daily Racing Rag The Queen Of Beers
Cindy McCain is 3rd largest Budweiser distributor in America...
Tax returns show Cindy as owner still draws a salary of $296,000 per year. As First Lady Cindy could help over six million beer drinkers jailed while enjoying her products. May 24. McCain Mountain Beverage Center
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The Senator received a clean bill of health today. Doctors said his body had accepted hundreds of advanced nanomachine and cryptochip implants. May 24. Pentagon Top Secret Medical Clinic and Day Spa
Daily Racing Rag Dobbs Belly Never Fuller
After years of Bush administration failures Dobbs hits 300 lbs...
Lou Dobbs says he's had a bellyful of the blather government officials are feeding us. May 23. CNN 24 Hour Cafeteria OTB
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Senator Joe wants YouTube to censor anti-American videos...
Lieberman says current safeguards didn't pass his independent sniff tests. May 22. Senate Kennels and Videos Committee
Daily Racing Rag Obama Nears Finish Line
Obama wins big in Oregon and Clinton wins big in Kentucky...
Obama now has more than half of the available pledged delegates nationwide... May 21. Portland Downs Winners Circle
Daily Racing Rag Bush Burning To Bomb Iran
The "War President" has only 243 days left to start a new war...
A aide on Bush's recent trip to Israel leaked that Bush is in favor of taking immediate military action against Iran.
May 21. Air Force One Bathroom Message Board
Daily Racing Rag Old Man O' War Returns
McCain rides 2004 winner and oldest horse in political history...
George Bush the self-titled "War President" rode the same old political warhorse to victory last in 2004. The old gray horse is slow but always finishes well in fear mongering times. May 20. McCain Armory Barn
Daily Racing Rag McCain Mulls VP Choice
71 year old McCain wants a VP with comparable experience...
Vice Presidential candidates have been arriving daily at McCain headquarters to be interviewed for the job.
May 19. McCain Campaign National Headquarters Sun City AZ
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