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SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.
THE WITCH HUNTER In the most anticipated new series of 2017 Robert Mueller stars as The Witch Hunter who comes out of retirement for his most difficult hunt yet as suspicions are high that an evil witch is occupying the White House backed by a horde of Russian demons and corrupted underlings.
THE WITCH HUNTER
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THE GRIM REAPER RETURNS The Grim Reaper as played by James Comey is a dark dark story because the reaper doesn't deliver flowers... just bad news. At six foot eight the imposing sight of death is enough to make one septuagenarian politician cry like a baby and send desperate needy Tweets.
THE GRIM REAPER RETURNS
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QUASI-NATIONAL EXPOSITOR - NOW ON TV EXPOSITOR debuts on TV with an in-depth expose of the romantic conquests of men using patented Swiss formula BALLBOOSTA. Beauty queens, fashion models, Russian prostitutes are all helpless to resist the omnipotent aura of masculine virility.
QUASI-NATIONAL EXPOSITOR - NOW ON TV
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THE AMERICANS KGB agents Kushnokov and Drumpf establish a back door channel of secure communication for the President to conspire secretly with the Russians but when Ivanka pulls clueless Top Bun aside to tell him he gets a four hour erection mistakenly thinking she wants to have anal sex.
THE AMERICANS
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BEAT SEAN'S BULLSHIT In this new game show host Sean Hannity plays videos of himself reporting fake and false news stories. Contestants armed with buzzers score points by being the first to freeze the video tape every time Hannity makes another false statement or refers to any fake news story.
BEAT SEAN'S BULLSHIT
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BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN Top Bun makes billions of dollars in this episode but in his book the chapter on how to kneel was axed because it is his most top secret of secrets. Saudi TV mocks him claiming that when he was offered a billion dollar commission he knelt and went straight for the King's balls.
BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN
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THE CLOSER Every since the first time Daddy had sex with her he told her "If you want to be the richest woman in the world you can never give it away for free. Always get something in return." Now as an adult she's a real pro. Jared writes the deal. Ivanka closes the deal. Daddy takes the credit.
THE CLOSER
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DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN America spread her legs wide not to merely be grabbed or groped but she longed for the manly thrusts of leadership he promised and with so much energy he seemed certain to be a helluva hayride. But then he whipped out a tiny little dick and took a piss on her pussy.
DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN
DONNY JEAN - MAN OF MEATS This quirky short film from a Texas Aggie film student was inspired by a summer job at a Hormel meat packing plant. Veering from clay-mation stop action animation DONNY JEAN utilizes meat-mation technology to create a hilariously lethal bird attack on the 18th green.
DONNY JEAN - MAN OF MEATS
THE BAD SEED This was Top Bun's first movie role and and this special 50th anniversary edition has been digitally enhanced for clarity. TV Guido says the most fascinating thing is that Top Bun has been playing basically the exact same character for 50 years and over 300 movie and television roles.
THE BAD SEED
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ABOVE THE LAW Top Bun gets drunk on power and starts auditioning sycophants seeking positions as federal judge appointees. After watching an episode of BULL on CBS he builds a mock courtroom and holds mock trials to determine if any of his potential appointees might ever rule against him.
ABOVE THE LAW
PAYDAY Top Bun invites the Russians to bring their monthly payment by the oval office as he has some terrific inside information on a huge international corporate merger that could net Trump Enterprises nearly two billion dollars at a cost of 1000 dead American allied soldiers fighting in Syria and Iraq.
PAYDAY
SUN UP with TRUMP TMN joins the crowded morning TV show market with a new show featuring Donald Trump eating breakfast in the White House and watching all of the other morning TV shows in real time. It's especially entertaining when Donnie inevitably throws his cereal bowl at the television.
SUN UP with TRUMP
DOLT 45 - BOOT LICKER Episode One finds Milwaukee's Sheriff Clarke high on Dolt 45 and scrambling frantically to lick every boot in the White House hoping for a long shot appointment to the position of FBI Director. As his hopes fade he fantasizes of leading a massive new federal deportation force.
DOLT 45 - BOOT LICKER
WOMEN WHO WORK In exchange for several product placements in key scenes Ivanka Trump was able to finance, executive produce, direct and star in her first major film role without investing any Trump money. Based on her best-selling book she closes big money deals with a little blue helper.
WOMEN WHO WORK
2 RICH GIRLS Millions of Americans sacrificed their healthcare so these girls could go shopping but they find some terrific deals in this new comedy starring Caitlyn Jenner and Melania Trump. Episode One finds the girls shopping for spring and summer styles in a cash-fueled fashion fling in France.
2 RICH GIRLS
PODCAST After retired Lt. Gen Mike Flynn is sentenced to federal prison for lying about his involvement with Russian intelligence agents he starts a new career and his own podcast talking about prison life and world affairs. Tensions mount when a few of his comments offend the other prisoners.
PODCAST
THE GREAT WALL Correctly described as product placement in search of a movie the theatrical version bombed and went straight to DVD. There is a reason General George Patton famously said that permanent security fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. Starring Donald Trump.
THE GREAT WALL
CINDERFELLA Top Bun is inspired by a visit with the Queen and decides to buy his own gilded carriage so that he may be driven around his mile long circular driveway dozens of times and delivered to his own fancy ball while dressed in his favorite fancy ball gown from his second marriage.
CINDERFELLA
REEFER MADNESS In this new crime drama series based in the 1980's Attorney General J. Beau Sessions organizes an elite unit of anti-marijuana crusaders to go after criminal pot-smoking filthy hippies that are known to congregate around Taco Bells and other Mexican fast food establishments.
REEFER MADNESS
SLOGAN Top Bun wakes up in a remote outpost near the Mexican border where he was searching for a re-election slogan to replace Make America Great Again and decides to reveal to the world his dark secret that even though he has always been a mutant he doesn't really care for Patrick Stewart.
SLOGAN
FASHION NATION - SEASON 2 FASHION NATION is back for a second season featuring a galleria of Trumpery. Jared Kushner holds many jobs but as White House fashion advisor he wins the confidence of the entire Trump family and provides much needed fashion fun time for the neglected First Lady.
FASHION NATION - SEASON 2
SUPREME DANCING WITH THE STARS Republicans threw away Senate tradition for fave judge Neil Gorsuch and now his celebrity status has earned him a new spin-off dance show where the dance judges themselves will be judged by the viewing audience. Gorsuch doppelganger Tom Bergeron hosts.
SUPREME DANCING WITH THE STARS
CRIME FIGHTERS Ever since the first time he rode his batmobile as a five year old Donny (Top Bun) knew he wanted to kill people in the name of justice. First in his neighborhood then in his city and country and finally as the best superhero ever Donny was going to be policeman for the world.
TOP GUN in CRIME FIGHTERS
LETHAL WEAPON In a wicked new version of the buddy cop classic two sociopath celebrities pretend they are actors playing cops in a TV crime drama to rationalize their real life sex crimes. Bill convinces Bill the two unconscious nude women on his bed are acting students in character for the scene.
LETHAL WEAPON
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A bright beautiful, independent young woman is taken prisoner by a beast and locked in the west wing of the beast's castle until she goes batshit crazy and starts singing with the silverware. The beast takes advantage and seduces her for use in his own personal fantasies.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
CHAFFIE Jason Chaffetz stars as a mechanized Republican robot politician who when faced with an out of control town hall confrontation in his district 3 acquires the ability to feel and think for himself. Puzzled by the new administration's actions he swears to go full Benghazi on the Russiagate scandal.
CHAFFIE
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THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE Vin Diesel a.k.a. the Last Witch Hunter is back because the world is suffering from another goddam witch and this witch is a motherfucker. Benedict Donald is at his malevolent witch worst here and Vin Diesel will have his hands full slaying this very powerful goddam witch.
THE LAST WITCH HUNTEE
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WIFE SWAP - BATES MOTEL Two long running TV series merge with WIFE SWAP moving to the BATES MOTEL. Ivanka moves into the White House with Donald and Melania escapees from her New York penthouse prison to move in with her son-in-law with whom she has great personal chemistry.
WIFE SWAP - BATES MOTEL
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WHAT'S IN A NAME? Season 1 Premiere - Jared. Is their a predictable pattern of behavior associated with a shared name? In this new game show contestants compete for prizes by blasting effigies of various Jared's with paint ball guns in round one and flame throwers in the lightning round.
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS The President goes on a high speed joyride in a supporters dump truck only to carelessly crash into a compact car killing it's driver, Bill Acha. His underlings scramble to create a cover-up and control the damage of an out of control reckless driving Bill-killing President.
DONALD J. TRUMP - OOPS
THE SEASON OF TREASON Starring Paul Manafort. An international dealmaker commits treason to pull off the deal of a lifetime when he arranges to sell pro-Russian U.S. foreign policy changes for a multi-billion dollar commission on the sale of a 19.5% share of a gigantic Russian oil company.
THE SEASON OF TREASON
PUTY DUTY Starring Rex Tillerson and Vladimir Putin. Rex Tillerson skips a vitally important NATO meeting to take flowers and a stuffed Easter Bunny to Vladimir Putin after Putin threatens to sell the Trump Golden Shower video to the highest bidder unless Tillerson blows him while riding a ferris wheel.
PUTY DUTY
THE FINAL PUTZ Starring Donald Trump. The President starts a nuclear war with North Korea and China that kills close to a billion people and is forced to live underground for months until he finally comes out to play golf and impressed with his game declares himself one of the world's best living golfers.
THE FINAL PUTZ
SEAN SPICER'S HOUSE OF SPICE World famous spokesperson Sean Spicer takes his shirt off every morning to get in a good mood and relaxes to talk about his favorite television shows and celebrity gossip while cooking breakfast and cleaning up around the double-wide trailer he rents in Florida.
SEAN SPICER'S HOUSE OF SPICE
PIMP AND CIRCUMVENCE The art of the deal is getting what you want but when you already get everything you want the bigger thrill comes from doing something really despicable and crazy and dirty and very illegal and circumventing all normal manner of law and business and diplomacy and decency.
PIMP AND CIRCUMVENCE
DELIVERANCE 2 - REBOUND The amazing autistic banjo boy from the original film is now sixty years old and on top the Tallulah County power pyramid but he's mad as hell and seeks righteous revenge for the sexual assaults he suffered as a boy banjo prodigy up and down the Cahulawassee River.
DELIVERANCE 2 - REBOUND
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TRUMPCARE Episode 2 - SUICIDE HOTLINE Republicans ar giddy about one provision in their TRUMPCARE bill that reduces regulations and saves money. By simply attaching a Do Not Resuscitate sticker to your suicide note taxpayers are saved a potential major expense in case your attempt fails.
TRUMPCARE SUICIDE HOTLINE
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TRUMPCARE In this new drama series Paul Ryan stars as the spokesperson for the long awaited roll out of the Trumpcare plan which is the Republican solution to the serious problem of excessive unused morgue space that they blame for driving up costs for the typical health insurance purchaser.
TRUMPCARE
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DONNYLAND New fantasy drama... as the pressures build on President Twitter he experiences a recurring dream every night at 2:46 AM in which he is a boy again and happy with everything he ever wanted including the unconditional love of his mother but then panic sets in as he is unable to wake up.
DONNYLAND
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TALKING TURKISH Flynn Rider makes a deal with the devil in this update on an Aesop fable. After providing insider assistance to a foreign government as an unregistered foreign agent for $530,000 Flynn wakes up with a ruined reputation and out the coop as no one wants his fowl feathered friendship.
TALKING TURKISH
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GET OUT Reince Priebus stars in this instant horror classic. As the new President's chief of staff and personal assistant Reince is eager to accompany the President on his first trip to the Mar-a-Labia estate in Florida but what he dismisses as awkward at first takes an insidious turn towards turpitude.
GET OUT
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GOLDFINGERER In an all new episode Top Bun seizes an opportunity to make millions by combining human trafficking and gold smuggling but a problem arises when the girls start dying from gold poisoning and that causes a serious loss of profits for the criminal organization headed by Pootie.
GOLDFINGERER
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DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF As a frustrated President Goldschmuck starts to feel the noose of consequences tighten because of his prior dishonest and unethical behavior he becomes the deflector in chief casting blame in all directions but like a madhouse of mirrors all of the reflections are of himself.
DEFLECTOR IN CHIEF
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THE RECUSANT Top Bun as President Goldschmuck submits to no higher authority than himself and his appointees who resist his omnipotent will or fail to execute his commands or misunderestimate his almightiness can suddenly find themselves dangling by the ankles from Marine One at 1500 feet.
THE RECUSANT
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GOLDSCHMUCK President Goldschmuck ingests peyote during a visit from a Native American group and has a vivid dream of winning and winning with Ivanka gold trumpery so he installs no flush twitter toilets at the White House and on Capital Hill confident he can pull solid gold nuggets out his ass.
GOLDSCHMUCK
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HIDDEN FINGERS On his first trip overseas President Top Bun is frightened when his security detail suddenly disappears and Pootie with the Russian ambassador and some known Russian killers menacingly appear at his table to remind him of their secret agreement made before last year's election.
HIDDEN FINGERS
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WELL OILED FINE TUNED MACHINE The new President takes his well oiled fine tuned machine out for a spin but swerves to miss a dying alligator on the road and skids into an oil soaked ditch where regulation-freed polluters from Jiffy Lube are dumping used motor oil in a former wildlife preserve.
WELL OILED FINE TUNED MACHINE
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GHOST IN THE HOUSE The ghost of Lincoln has spent the last 150 years roaming the halls of the White House and the new President has Honest Abe particularly annoyed about an apparent pathological dishonesty. Lincoln's ghost tries to terrify the new President into going away and never coming back.
GHOST IN THE HOUSE
FULL BLOWN SHARK SWARM While visiting the Navy's weaponized shark center in Florida Top Bun notices a little scratch on the aquarium tank glass but when he puts his finger on the scratch it becomes a crack and then it becomes a hole so he puts his finger in the hole and the sharks start to swarm.
FULL BLOWN SHARK SWARM
'MURICA - LOVE IT OR LEASE IT In 2019 America has finally accepted having an authoritarian strongman in charge but President Trump makes the mistake of leasing the U.S. military to Pootie who quickly seizes the White House in a coup and murders Trump and all ranking administration members.
'MURICA - LOVE IT OR LEASE IT
JASON BOAR - RUN TO RUSSIA Mike Flynn stars as Jason Boar. Jason is caught red-handed stealing truffles from the Big Boar who must kill him or lose respect so Jason is left with only one dangerous option and that means running right through the war zone in Eastern Ukraine all the way to Russia.
JASON BOAR - RUN TO RUSSIA
MOTHER TUCKER SOCK MONKEY Tucker was already Rupert's puppet suck monkey so when he was chosen to replace a departing news anchor no one was surprised but the back story of Mother Tucker and how Mother Tucker raised her son to become a famous sock monkey is a barrel of laughs.
MOTHERTUCKER SOCK MONKEY
THE FAIL OF THE EMPIRE Donald Jr. and Eric face the biggest crisis in their lives as the dollar value of the Trump brand and family name plummets. Their lifelong dreams of becoming billionaires independent of their father go straight in the toilet when even K-mart dumps the Trump home products line.
THE FAIL OF THE EMPIRE
CAUGHT ON CAMERA Former CIA man George Bush Sr. installed the over 150 hidden cameras in the White House for the Secret Service to monitor but no one dares tell the new President whose habit of wandering around without a bathrobe and his many disturbing perversions worries everybody.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - TRUMAN BALCONY
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - LINCOLN BEDROOM
CAUGHT ON CAMERA - WOMEN'S RESTROOM
HELL RIDE Pootie couldn't believe his luck. This was the easiest thing he ever did and Satan was certain to give him a big bonus for delivering the dim-witted douchebag sleazeball President running the former superpower United States whose electorate is now the laughingstock of the entire world.
HELL RIDE
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL Shooting that guy on 5th avenue was bad enough but once the body count became so large he lost count he just kinda assumed there was a special place waiting for him in hell but now his only hope was that this is all a dream and he'll wake up with Ivanka by his side.
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
SENATALIA In the season debut Mitch and Lamar at the request of the White House must determine the penis sizes of all male Senators but instead decide to make up much larger sizes for every Senator to wickedly torment the unpopular new President and his multiple penis related neuroses.
SENATALIA
SENATALIA - EPISODE 2 Chuck and Mitch and Lamar, all members of the Ball Face Liars Club, conspire to further torment the new President by mercilessly mocking him during the introduction of a proposal for a total and complete Persian Cat Ban that includes euthanizing the First Lady's pussy.
SENATALIA - EPISODE 2
LIBERTY EXTERMINATORS Under the new regime the Statue of Liberty is to be moved to West Palm Beach, Florida and a nationwide pest control company wins a bid to privatize the immigration and naturalization service. Before Lady Liberty is shipped her torch is stolen by scrap metal thieves.
LIBERTY EXTERMINATORS
NOT MY CHEETO - PROTEST IN ORANGUTANGO The whole jungle is distraught about the growing war and many of the residents blame the local orangutans for the actions of one far away hairy orange politician. The local orangutans stage a loud demonstration to protest unfair accusations.
NOT MY CHEETO - SHOWDOWN IN ORANGUTANGO
WHEN OTHERWISE TERRIFIC ANIMALS GO BADLY Human beings are not the only animals that otherwise are terrific animals that go badly and sometimes bigly. Even natural allies like Honey Badger and Pepe the Frog are broken due to the compulsive bad behavior typical of all God's creatures.
WHEN OTHERWISE TERRIFIC ANIMALS GO BADLY
GOAT MILK? NAH... THIS IS WHISKEY In the living world Der Jungste Stratege (the Strategist) was a powerful purveyor of poisonous propaganda and political potions until suddenly it was over and now he's just another vendor selling death to dead people at Saturday morning swap meets in hell.
GOAT MILK? NAH... THIS IS WHISKEY
AMERICAN DISTRESS CARD Big movie star Donald J. Trump takes a small part playing Karl Malden playing Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone pitching the American Distress Card in a television ad but a militant activist and makeup artist switches glues and the big nose won't come off after the shoot.
AMERICAN DISTRESS CARD - DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!
STONE COLD CRAZY - New! RINO Records release from EMPRESS Maybe once in a generation does any record in any genre qualify as a world changing piece of plastic but this disc does just that. Despite near universal rejection by music critics everywhere theses songs are loved by millions.
STONE COLD CRAZY - New! RINO Records release from EMPRESS
APOCALIPS starring Donald Trump The pucker-lipped pouting face President is humiliated at a G-8 Summit when his weave is yanked off his head by a disgruntled diplomat. He returns home in a full blown rage and unleashes the nuclear option worldwide. Within a few days millions of people are dead.
APOCALIPS
DICK TATER'S DEATHCARE In an animated world of half human couch potatoes an unscrupulous billionaire Dick Tater makes a fortune converting underused golf courses and potato fields into low cost cemeteries with his associates Darth Tater, Spud Nick, Russet Crowe and Dick's daughter Idaho.
DEATHCARE CLASSIC
THE SOUND OF MUSIC starring Donald Trump With the help of Lee Greenwood and a hologram of Adolf Hitler the New Fuhrer rewrites the lyrics to one of his favorite movie musicals incorporating Hitler's speeches as sung by old country stylist Toby Keith and up and comer Carrie Underworld.
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
REVELATION starring Donald Trump Trump portrays a President visiting the solemn somber memorial room at CIA headquarters who is overwhelmed by the respect he has for the heroes who died for America and makes a shocking revelation about the LIAR forehead tattoo he hides with his weave.
REVELATION
INJUSTICE LEAGUE starring Donald Trump The Forgotten Forever War continues after 16 years because WAR IS PEACE. Assemble enough alternatively educated and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Human rights, worker rights and travel are all obsolete because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
INJUSTICE LEAGUE - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
SEAN SPICER starring as PINOCCHIO After 25 years of hard labor at Pleasure Island Pinocchio flees on a raft only to be swallowed by a whale on the way to a Trump Casino where a bad entree causes the whale to vomit. Pinocchio escapes and becomes an alt-fact lickspittle liar and newspeak puppet.
SEAN SPICER starring as PINOCCHIO
NCIS - THE MOVIE After the new President double-crosses the Russians Pootie sends a hit team suspected of killing two Navy frogmen and a pastry chef at Mar-a-Largo which puts Gibbs in charge of an investigation that uncovers a mountain of impeachable evidence against the treasonous President.
NCIS - THE MOVIE
SELFIES WITH MAD DOG After a long career in the military a retired four star General tries his hand at documentary filmmaking and travels around the world investigating unconventional weapons systems including systems so unusual, overlooked or unknown they aren't even top secret yet.
SELFIES WITH MAD DOG
SINGING IN THE RAIN Pootie and his billionaire pals are riding high what with everything going their way. So much so that they bust out in joyful song and dance. Not even darkened midday skies and toxic yellow rain can dampen their spirits as they celebrate the prospect of even more personal wealth.
SINGING IN THE RAIN
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER A billionaire businessman travels to Moscow for business and to have sex with underage prostitutes but breaks his own Rule #16... Never order the golden shower in a luxury suite with mirrored walls because the Russians film everything for later use in blackmail schemes.
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER
FABULIST FOUR Pootie Putin, Benedict Donald, Julian "Assman" Assange and Sean "Pancake" Hannity star in the best movie ever made. Every word of dialog is expertly designed deceptive dishonesty led by Pootie the Prince of Prevarication but all four fabricating falsifiers are Fabulist Hall of Famers.
FABULIST FOUR
HACKED Pootie has a fraudulent shell corporation purchase an American retail electronics franchise in an upper class Virginia neighborhood where hundreds of top secret government employees reside and installs undetectable spyware on more than 4500 laptops compromising national security.
HACKED
BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
BENEDICT DONALD
WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
WHITE RUSSIAN
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TRUMP PERSONAL LUXURY GOLDEN SHOWER
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Marijuana Users Win Elections!
Oregon, Alaska and Washington D.C. join the states of Washington and Colorado.
The big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana. The states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. Similar to Colorado new revenue raised from sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be many millions of dollars per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants.
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Oregon Legalizes Marijuana
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