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| GOP SuperPAC Ads Pure Bull Crap! Karl Rove lies like a stinking pile of pure propaganda. The architect behind the George W. Bush campaign and Bush's dismal failed Presidency is already hugely responsible for the extreme negative tone of politics in America. But Rove feels he hasn't finished his mission to completely drag the country into cowshit. Patriots should pray to God for the sake of America that this destructive wicked anti-American mercenary politico is sent out to permenant pasture soon. May 18, 2012. Creative Fundraiser Monthly |
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| Obama Wows AGT Judges! Obama rocks the house with Springsteen classic. President Obama has been secretly practicing his guitar licks for months ever since seeing Bruce Springsteen in concert. The AGT judges had been expecting a soulful Al Green tune but were immediately delighted when the President came out rocking with "Born in the USA" and totally blown away when Obama pulled off a tasty Hawaiian steel guitar riff in the middle of a smoking hot rock guitar solo. May 15, 2012. TV Playback Daily |
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| Romney "Can't Recall" Leading Gay Bashing Assault! Five witnesses verified that 18 year-old Romney was a homophobic bully who led a group of prep school thugs in forcibly holding down one student with dyed blond hair and hacking his hair off with scissors. The student was suspected of being gay. The incident would be prosecuted as a felony assault and battery if it occurred today but Lord Mitt Romney now laughs about it saying the he "can't recall" that assault and besides he was young and so he "apologized" if while 18 year-old men his age were fighting and dying in Vietnam he was a spoiled filthy rich bully boy involved in a few "stupid pranks" that are now considered felonies. May 11, 2012. read more |
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| Romney, Sect Leader Assent To Marriage Of Convenience On Wedge Issue! Lord Romney pandering desperately to right wing conservatives on gay rights. Lord Mitt Romney routinely and shamelessly takes a position on both sides of every issue. But the conservatives in the Republican party are not very excited about Mitt and so he must go begging for their approval and oppose gay rights harshly. Lord Romney appeared in a royal robe at Jerry Falwell's former tax dodge university to announce God is on Lord Romney's side no matter what Lord Romney has said before or what Lord Romney will say tomorrow. Liberty University is best known as a unanimous loser in the U.S. Supreme Court due to their attempts to actually suppress liberty. May 14, 2012. Top 10 Colleges To Avoid |
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Romney Was Draft Dodging Coward! Romney spent Vietnam War years in France. After graduating from prep school Romney evaded the Selective Service draft and while American patriots fought and died in Vietnam Romney spent 30 months bicycling around Paris enjoying croissants and sleeping in a palatial Mormon-owned mansion with stained glass windows, chandeliers, an extensive art collection, a chef and a personal servant. Mitt returned to America only after it was certain he would not be drafted into the military. May 10, 2012. Profiles In Porridge |
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Obama Announces Support Of Same Sex Marriage! President says even young Republican college students agree. Obama's announcement gives hope to all gays and lesbians as well as a generation of young Republicans disgusted by the statements of belligerent homophobic older Republicans. The political gain for the President is arguably good in some states but no help at all in many others. May 9, 2012 Bi Party Sun News |
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GOP Offers Something For Almost Everyone! Republicans appeal to base instincts. Republicans are going all out with new ads meant to counter the clear facts proving the GOP is anti-women, anti-minority, anti-student, anti-gay and anti-labor by appealing to voters lowest common denominators and establishing subliminal propaganda beacons aimed at self-destructive people who can be prodded and manipulated into voting against themselves in fits of madness and self-hatred come election day. For example, greedy people can easily relate to Mitt Romney, the face of greed. The Republican party has a virtual monopoly on poster boys for all seven of the deadly sins so common in humankind. But the GOP alone will turn those egregious sins and sinners into assets in their ongoing successful effort to brainwash and stupefy millions of undereducated Americans. May 8, 2012. Deadly Sins Daily |
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Lord Romney Ready For Battle! Romney and Republicans certain to start new war if elected. Lord Mitt Romney often takes a backward belligerent stance towards foreign nations because it makes him feel manly like an Old Spice sailor. A young Mitt Romney showed his cowardice by dodging the Vietnam War and fleeing to France on a mission to convert French girls into Mormons. He lived in luxury at a mansion in Paris and only returned to America when he was no longer in danger of being drafted. Like other draft dodgers turned warmongers a President Romney will be itching to prove himself a manly man's man by forcing a hostile showdown somewhere in the world and ordering his first kill. May 7, 2012. Mitt Makeover Monthly |
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This Time It's The Planet! President Obama is moving "Forward" to save mankind. The President's new campaign slogan for 2012 is "Forward" because America needs to face the future and be prepared for everything imaginable. Mitt Romney ridiculed the President's campaign slogan because it's been used before in many campaigns and also in many different languages. Lord Romney insists his campaign jingle and slogan of "I'm A Really Rich Guy" will appeal to greedy Republicans, Independents and Democrats who wish they were really rich too. "Reverse" is already the official slogan of Tea Party Republicans in the House of Representatives. May 4, 2012 Future Feature News |
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Michele Bachmann Mitt Romney Haley Barbour pardoned Mitt Romney John Boehner endorsed Mitt Romney Mike Bloomberg John Bolton endorsed Mitt Romney Herman Cain endorsed Newt Gingrich Eric Cantor endorsed Mitt Romney Chris Christie endorsed Mitt Romney Mitch Daniels endorsed Mitt Romney Newt Gingrich endorsed Mitt Romney Mike Huckabee |
Jon Huntsman endorsed Mitt Romney Bobby Jindal endorsed Rick Perry Gary Johnson endorsed Ron Paul Rush Limbaugh John McCain endorsed Mitt Romney Mitch McConnell endorsed Mitt Romney Grover Norquist President Barack Obama Sarah Palin endorsed Newt Gingrich Tim Pawlenty endorsed Mitt Romney Rand Paul endorsed Ron Paul |
Ron Paul Mike Pence endorsed Mitt Romney Rick Perry endorsed Newt Gingrich Harry Reid endorsed President Obama Mitt Romney Marco Rubio endorsed Mitt Romney Paul Ryan endorsed Mitt Romney Rick Santorum endorsed Mitt Romney John Thune endorsed Mitt Romney Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney U.S.Supreme Court |
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"Not Fit" In UK "Perfect Fit" At FOX "Willful Blindness" replaces FOX NEWS "Fair and Balanced" motto. Australian-born gossip publisher and NewsCorp media mogul Rupert Murdoch also owns the Wall Street Journal and employs Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin and Karl Rove in his endless efforts to bully, tear down and drag America into some nightmare version of an ultra conservative hell hole. "Not A Fit Person" Murdoch owns the GOP propaganda machine and insults the intelligence of all Americans while making ball-licking lap dogs of GOP politicians. May 3, 2012 read more |
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Lord Mitt Romney says "Of Course" He'd Have Freed The Slaves! "Even Jimmy Carter would have done that." In a startling spasm of hubris Lord Mitt Romney continued his presumptuous delusional self-aggrandizement saying "Of Course" he'd have made the decision to go get Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan and added "Of Course" he'd have won World War I, ended the Great Depression and dropped the bomb to end World War II. And finally with his best Reaganesque head turn and smile, "Of Course" he'd have told those Russians to tear down that wall. May 2, 2012 read more |
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Lord Mitt Romney says "Of Course" He'd Have Crossed The Delaware! "Of Course" he'd have written the Declaration Of Independence and "Of Course" he'd have discovered electricity. Lord Mitt Romney who can no longer open his mouth without blatant lies spilling out and his foot going in said "Of Course" he'd have made the decision to go get Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan and added "Of Course" he'd have made the Louisiana Purchase, invented the cotton gin and restored the Union after winning the Civil War. April 30, 2012 read more |
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Mitt's A Hit! Romney breaks out in song after locking up nomination. Lord Mitt Romney now owns the Republican Party and to celebrate he joyfully ran through some of his favorite musical numbers from his favorite Broadway show. His most trusted allies and leading contenders for the Vice Presidential nomination joined the fun. Singing and dancing along with Lord Romney were Florida Senator Marco Rubio, Ohio Senator Rob Portman and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Actually, Mitt's off key singing was relatively refreshing from him because his singing lyrics to show tunes was the only time in recent memory that his mouth opened and he wasn't spewing calculated spin and bald faced lies. April 26, 2012. Showboat Weekly Review |
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| Lord Knows What The Ladies Like! Dough. Moolah. Scratch. Bread. Cash. Gelt. Gold. Filthy rich Lord Mitt Romney says that if you give the ladies a taste of the golden goose all their petty problems seem to disappear like champagne bubbles. Lord Romney's only adviser on women's issues, Lady Ann Romney, enthusiastically agrees, literally singing her Lord's praises after a test drive in a gold plated luxury car she can afford with only a fraction of the cash available after Lord Romney closed his secret Swiss bank account for the sake of appearances. April 24, 2012. Golden Rule Monthly |
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| Sarah Palin and Allen West Doing It! Once a week and sometimes more. At least once a week both Sarah Palin and Florida Congressman Allen West will issue another outrageous, provocative and often asinine statement that never fails to attract media attention which they then immediately cash in on through fundraising. How many times their political base can be suckered isn't even in question as their fans seem to enjoy being duped over and over. Palin endorsed Allen West as a GOP VP candidate and they now work in tandem to maximize their fundraising cash haul. The politics for profit business has never been so lucrative. April 23, 2012. Creative Fundraiser Monthly |
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| Hannity Gets Zimmerman And Huckabee Gigs With Ted Nugent Band! "Stand Your Ground" tour to begin this summer. Well known right-wing gun enthusiast, rock n' roll geezer and loudmouth dumbass clown, Ted Nugent, jammed with his new band mates and then told NRA convention members that next year he will either be dead or in jail, implying he will shoot President Obama like an animal if the American public doesn't vote the way Ted Nugent wants this fall. The Secret Service said they will interview Nugent about his near death threats against the President which could be considered illegal under federal law. A tone deaf Sean Hannity was on hand air masturbating to Nugent's rock n' roll oldies while playing air guitar. April 18, 2012. Summer Rock Tour Update |
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Romney Unzipped! Romney gets up close and personal during relaxing Easter weekend at his $12 million tax deductible California vacation beach house. American taxpayers get a great deal subsidizing the Romney family vacation home because Mitt was able to unwind from his challenging task of convincing the American people to vote against their own best interests and make it easier than it already is for filthy rich multimillionaires like Romney to have a relaxing weekend. April 12, 2012. La Jolla Wealthy Asskisser |
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Not In Public! Romney refused to been seen in public with Wisconsin Governor. A local Wisconsin janitor reports overhearing a secret restroom political meeting discussing why Mitt Romney hasn't appeared in public with Governor Scott Walker. Walker's looming recall election and his ongoing criminal investigation of activities before he became Wisconsin's Governor in 2010 were discussed. April 3, 2012. Wisconsin Janitorial News |
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| Romney Connects In Land Of Lincolns! Wins support of wealthy Chicago Republicans. Romney has said he not only wants to keep the budget-busting Bush tax cuts, he wants another 20% tax cut for the wealthiest of the wealthy. Not surprisingly Romney is the overwhelming favorite of Republican billionaires, millionaires and wanna be millionaires almost everywhere greed runs rampant. Romney's simple message of more money for the wealthy is easy to grasp. Meanwhile Mitt's rival, Rick Santorum, is wandering in the weeds downstate trying to sell his personal definition of a Christian God that is very angry at women and contraception. March 20, 2012. Lincoln Limo Leader |
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The Foxworthy Effect! Poll says 63% of Alabama GOP thinks voracious Chinese carp were intentionally released by Chinese Communists into U.S. freshwater lakes in order to destroy the American bass fishing industry. Romney responded by saying he would go after the Chinese by introducing an even more voracious American-bred carpus trumpus which is bred to devour it's own weight in Chinese fish daily and still be hungry. March 13, 2012. Southern Bass Magazine |
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Emergency GOP Strategy Session! Unemployment lowest since Obama took office! Republican Congressional leaders held an emergency strategy session but were unable to develop any new coherent strategy or consensus after a chaotic discussion. Up until the latest jobs numbers came out, the GOP strategy was simple; Congressional obstructionism to everything President Obama proposes, spreading the message of pessimism and doom, discouraging businesses to hire or invest by creating artificial crisis after crisis in Congress and hoping that the slowly recovering economy tailspins into the toilet just in time for the 2012 elections in November. The possibility of a rapidly improving economy on election day has a stoogefest of GOP Congressional leaders plotting to increase their ongoing sabotage of the U.S. economy in order to win more seats and more power. February 3, 2011. Congressional Stooge News |
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Romney Offers Hope For Gamblers Romney says you're just one Megabucks jackpot (per year) from lowering your tax rate and joining his minimum tax bracket. Mitt Romney feels the pain of compulsive entrepreneurs and risk takers who never stop striving to game the system. He realizes what motivates them is the winner-take-all way the federal tax system works for the big fish and that includes Megabucks jackpot winners. Romney's federal tax rate for 2010 was 13.9% or less than the tax rate paid by dishwashers in the casino's four star restaurant. Mitt Romney banked an after tax take-home profit of $57,000.00 per day in 2010. Romney just won in Florida where many old folks play bingo but his message is golden in the gambling mecca of Nevada. Now old folks have another excuse to hang out in those fabulous casinos. February 2, 2012. Federal Tax Dodgest |
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2012 State Of The Union Address! In the current class warfare President Obama says it's just common sense to support the side with 99% of all Americans! Billionaires don't need tax rates lower than their employees. They have trust funds, hedge funds, stocks, bonds, overseas investments, mineral rights, royalties, luxury homes and luxury cars. 99% of the people get a better deal when the 1% pays the same percentage as everybody else. Tired old Republican excuses for corporate welfare and unfair tax subsidies for billionaires have never sounded more like dishonest crap. 99% of Americans clearly know what is unfair and wrong. January 24, 2012. Obama SOTU Yearly |
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Romney Plan For Underwater Florida Homeowners: Eat More Fish! None of the Republican candidates have a specific housing plan. Economists say the solution to the housing crisis is reemploying the more than six million people who lost their jobs in the recession. People need jobs to buy houses and make mortgage payments and that will not change because of political rhetoric. Once the demand surpasses the supply home values will begin to rise again. If underwater homeowners live long enough and keep making their payments most will eventually recover their lost equity. January 23, 2012. Florida Homes & Seafood |
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You Go Gargoyles! Romney support in stone. Gargoyles gathered in Jersey City were prepared to leap into their first political campaign since their installations by filthy rich robber barons in the late 1800's. With a wealthy vulture capitalist candidate running, hopes here are high for a new generation of gargoyles and a continuation of this statuesque species. January 14, 2012. Gargoyle Gazette Reporter |
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Vultural Proof! Romney and Bain Capital epitomized get rich quick vulture capitalism. Rick Perry says Mitt Romney and Bain Capital were vulture capitalists and not venture capitalists. Perry hammered Romney over and over about the thousands of jobs lost in South Carolina as a direct result of Bain Capital shutting down factories in South Carolina, sending the jobs overseas and pocketing over $100 million dollars in profits but leaving behind a landscape of ruined lives and families. Romney made a habit of posing for victory photos with his fellow corporate raiders at Bain Capital during frequent celebrations of shuttered factories, job layoffs and looting millions of dollars from companies they bought. Bain's biggest profits were made directly off the suffering of thousands of working people who lost their jobs because of the predatory vulture capitalism perfected by Bain Capital and Mitt Romney. January 13, 2012. Perry's Whoopass News |
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Meet The Real Mitt, You're Fired! Romney says he likes being able to fire people! Mitt Romney was on the campaign trail in New Hampshire when he let the real Mitt slip out of the bag with an off script comment about switching healthcare providers after Romney guts the current healthcare system on day one of a Romney administration. Romney was trying to explain that under his plan to end Medicare, by substituting limited healthcare vouchers, you can easily fire anybody providing services you're not satisfied with. Mitt explained it as if the act of firing your doctor or therapist was in itself therapeutic and would provide long term health benefits equivalent to the medical care you will not receive once your voucher is spent. The idea of firing folks certainly thrills Mitt Romney who got visibly excited at that point and gleefully proclaimed how much he enjoyed firing people who didn't provide services up to his standards and satisfaction. Mitt Romney's personality is, not surprisingly, a lot like Donald Trump's as both men are filthy rich rich guys who are driven by massive egos, an overblown sense of entitlement, obsessed with endless self-promotion and possessed by the incredible level of pure greed necessary to amass obscene fortunes like theirs. Likewise, terminating employees has always been a source of joy for both men. January 10, 2012. Mitt's Makeover Monthly |
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Mitt Still Not Cooked! Flaming hoops next Survivor series challenge for Mitt Romney. After two debates in 12 hours and the New Hampshire primary only a day away, Mitt has yet to be roasted and salted but still has a few flaming hoops to jump through before he can claim the GOP nomination. The other candidates helped Mitt by attacking each other on Saturday night but Sunday morning they went after the frontrunner with a religous fervor. Romney's roast left Mitt baked a bit but not deep fried and despite his poll numbers dropping while Paul and Huntsman are gaining, Romney still has a large lead in New Hampshire. The bad news for Mitt Romney is that a right-wing billionaire just donated $5 million dollars to a pro-Gingrich Super-PAC for the sole purpose of putting a major league propaganda hit on Mitt. January 9, 2012. New Hampshire Survivor Dome |
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Romney Wins Illuminati Endorsement! Post-Apocalypse plans for New World Order securely in place. In a private ceremony held in the 39th floor penthouse solarium of a Manhattan high rise, Mitt Romney received an essential endorsement from the Illuminati represented by none other than former President George H. W. Bush. The Illuminati control the vast majority of the world's wealth and have been the wealthiest people on the planet for more than 200 years. Less than 99 families control more wealth than 99% of the world's population. The the Illuminati's plans for a post- Apocalypse New World Order have been in place for decades so they represent the status quo and their endorsement of Romney was no surprise. From the world of business Mitt has been on a first name basis with many of the superrich elite for a very long time. Fed Chairman Bernanke attended the event but stayed near the buffet table as the food is always excellent at these Illuminati chowdowns. December 20, 2011. New World Order Tower |
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His Royal Highness Lord Mitt Romney! Wealthy frontrunner Lord Mitt Romney champions government of the wealthy, by the wealthy and for the wealthy. Honestly, no other candidate more accurately reflects the beliefs and values of Republicans today. "I've got mine and get lost if you don't have yours." The original Tea Party in 1776 fought against tyranny from an English king with a deaf ear to economic injustices. But today's Tea Party of 2011 fights to establish an even more tyrannical economic imbalance than what existed in 1776. Personal and corporate greed and fear of losing what money they have are the core tenets of today's GOP Tea Party and the other people BE DAMNED! Mitt Romney was a successful corporate takeover artist who made $250 million by shipping American jobs overseas. He should be villified as a traitor to American workers, American freedoms and American families, yet because he has so goddam much money he is a hero and pied piper for the greed-infested rat nests of GOP and Tea Party economic slavemakers. They worship the man with the gold because they know with absolute certainty from everyday life in America that the man with the gold makes the rules and the people BE DAMNED! October 12, 2011. Romney Imperial Palace. |
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Drunken Boehner Confesses His Sins! I'm a douchebag and been a big liar my whole life. I grew up around my Dad's bar where he made me mop up after drunks who had pissed all over the bathroom. I used to pick up their wallets and steal their cash. I learned how to bullshit at a young age and that's all I ever do now. October 10, 2011. Congressional Whiskey Bar. |
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