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Daily Racing Rag Special Report VLADIMIR PUTIN EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive.
GOOD BEHAVIOR - CAUGHT ON CAMERA Top Bun sends his best diplomatic asset only to have the ploy backfire when Pootie secretly videotapes the negotiations with the nude photo model turned diplomat who has unknowingly given Pootie even more leverage and a rise in his personal poll.
GOOD BEHAVIOR - CAUGHT ON CAMERA
TRUMPY - THE DUMBASS SPY DOG Trumpy was last in his class at KGB Canine Academy and no one thought he could be useful to the Motherland but Commander Pootie, a real dog lover, was certain he had an assignment that required little intelligence and would produce valuable information.
TRUMPY - THE DUMBASS SPY DOG
TWINS Winning every competition had always been the only rule these two moral midgets understood and while both had accumulated and stashed billions of dollars Vlady had a big lead in the human body count inspiring a jealous Donny to pledge to creating a record number of new bodies next year.
TWINS
A BIG PUSSY FOR PUMPKIN She was born in the fall so Vladimir named her Pumpkin and she is his favorite daughter and he regrets killing her mother whenever he sees her smile. So when Pumpkin wants a big pussy for her birthday Pootie goes out and gets a terrific great really big pussy for Pumpkin.
A BIG PUSSY FOR PUMPKIN
POOTIE TANG Thanks to working together Pootie and Donnie become the two coolest cats in the cat box so when Pootie learns Donnie drinks Tang for breakfast he throws a party to celebrate renaming their partnership Pootie Tang and making a trilogy of Pootie Tang movies to distribute worldwide.
POOTIE TANG
GOP - GIRLFRIENDS OF PUTIN Pootie can't believe how easy it is to do espionage in America as Republicans are helping him more than his Russian agents who frequently joke over Trump vodka that Republicans are like ovulating female elephants in heat hoping to hop on Pootie's pachyderm penis.
GOP - GIRLFRIENDS OF PUTIN
THE PUPPET MASTER The most decorated operative of Russian intelligence services receives the nations highest award for his brilliant manipulation of the American election including facial surgery that allowed him to deceive everyone in Trump Tower and have sex with Melania to win a bet with Putin.
THE PUPPET MASTER
IN LIKE FLYNN It was like somebody had hacked his Ashley Madison account because when Lt. Gen. Flynn met Vladimir Putin they hit it off like brothers from another mother. Hate terrorists... check! Hate Muslims... check! Hate blacks... check! Hate gays... check! Hate Obama... check! Love torture... check! Love Trump... check!
IN LIKE FLYNN
WHO IS YOUR POPOV? is a new comedy vehicle for actor Vince Vaughn who plays a homesick American expatriate with a big heart living on his small yacht cruising the Mediterranean with a beautiful Italian fashion model. His fortunes change instantly after he wins big in the Spanish Lottery and decides to go to Russia to adopt a child at the first official orphan auction of abandoned babies born to prostitutes at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. Vaughn notices how similar all the orphans look and investigates.
WHO IS YOUR POPOV?
LEOPOLD DANIELSKY'S THE PUTLER is a new movie set to premiere on the FOX WHITE CHANNEL. This fictionalization of a true story won the Putinzer Prize for masterful deception and presents a fantastical spin on presumably a true story if you are able to suspend belief for the entire one hour and twelve minutes running time. Charles K. Hammersickle narrates and Tea Party TV critics gave it a rating of 3 rattler coils.
LEOPOLD DANIELSKY'S THE PUTLER
REDDICK - THE RAND IDENTITY is currently airing in Russia on RPT-TV and is an unusally timely TV movie based on a true story. "Masterful acting, charisma and presence" writes Petyr Blononov, Moscow film critic who insists there has never been a gay actor in Russian musical theatre and there's nothing remotely gay about having a little pointy American man between Putin's legs.
REDDICK - THE RAND IDENTITY is currently airing in Russia on RPT-TV.
JEDI JIHAD is a film presentation of state owned Syria Gas and is showing on state owned SANA-TV but that doesn't limit the drama and suspense. Putin's character is quickly established as a clinical sociopath and al-Assad's character is obviously a clinical psychopath so the need for lengthy character development is limited and the plot unfolds rapidly. Putin's Jedi lawyer connives a Jihad of a public relations campaign to defend his belligerent client but the dark shadow of serious payback looms for the mass murdering al-Assad. The surprise ending can best be described as an intergalactic shocker.
JEDI JIHAD is a film presentation of Syria Gas and is showing on SANA-TV
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