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Bromance Breakup Broke Newt's Heart!
It's been all downhill since Trump fired Gingrich.
Just 30 days ago Newt Gingrich was leading all national polls and basking in the spotlight with Donald Trump. Then all but two GOP candidates pulled out of Trump's Presidential Apprentice Debate so Trump fired them all including a tearful and dismayed Newt. Since the bromantic breakup the Gingrich campaign has been both disorganized and dispirited. Most heartbreaking of all to Gingrich is knowing his failure to keep Trump on his team cost him millions of dollars in desperately needed campaign cash.
December 31, 2011. Year's Biggest Breakups

Trumpduck Left With Nutsacks!
Bachmann, Perry now say they're not Trumpsuckers!
Billionaire Donald Trumpduck purchased the entire Tea Party and expected them to show up at his debate. Newt Gingrich and Eft Santorum were included in the leveraged buyout and handed over in plastic bags like carnival goldfish as were the other candidates. However, the other Tea Party candidates have all swum away. Only the amphibians, Newt and Eft remain. Because of their being only part reptillian by nature the pair do not find Trumpsucking offensive when done as a means of sustenance. Notably, Billionaire Trumpduck has tons and tons of money and neither the Gingrich or Santorum campaigns have enough money for the GOP primary elections which begin January 3.
December 9, 2011. Trump Tower Playroom.

The Donald Buys Entire Tea Party!
National organization to be renamed Trump Party in rebranding strategy!
Billionaire Donald Trumpduck has purchased the entire Tea Party. The party's four favorite candidates, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and Rick Santorum were included in the leveraged buyout and handed over in plastic bags like carnival goldfish. Trumpduck had already made big news by purchasing the December 27th Republican Party Presidential debate. After that debate Trumpduck will endorse his chosen Presidential candidate who will then see to Trumpduck's wishes, whims and political errands thereafter. Trumpduck plans to rename the Tea Party because he feels it would be a lot classier if it were named the Trump Party. Trumpduck also owns the Miss Universe pageant, Michael Jackson's glove and a Central American country.
December 8, 2011. Trump Party HQ.

Newt Gives Trump Star Treatment!
Pair emerge all smiles from private meeting in Trump Hotel suite!
At a joint news conference following the meeting Newt Gingrich gushed all over Donald Trump with compliments and hand gestures as Trump beamed his approval. Donald Trump later hinted the road to the White House runs through his hotel suite and Newt was just showing his commitment to the job by making the pilgramage to Donald Trump's realm. Donald Trump will be hosting a GOP Presidential debate on December 27 and called Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman joke candidates for deriding the importance of Donald Trump and refusing to appear in the Donald Trump Presidential Debate or "Presidential Apprentice with Donald Trump" shows as listed in TV Guide. Check your local cable channel listings.
December 6, 2011. Trump Tribute Meeting Hall.

Trump gets star treatment from Gingrich.

One Will Be Fired!
Donald Trump gets to choose GOP nominee in "Presidential Apprentice" cable ratings blockbuster!
Each candidate will be allowed to say how much they admire Donald Trump for five minutes with follow up compliments about Donald Trump limited to five minutes. Each candidate will finish with 45 seconds of tearfully begging Donald Trump not to fire them.
December 5, 2011. Newsus Maximus Las Vegas.

That's All, Folks!
Donald Trump announces he WILL NOT run for the 2012 Republican nomination for President of the United States of America and "Celebrity Apprentice" returns this fall. Trump has a multimillion dollar television deal with NBC for his "Celebrity Apprentice" hit show which is NBC's number one prime time program. "Celebrity Apprentice", starring Donald Trump, will be back for it's 12th season next year. Possible contesting apprentices could be any number of recently retired politicians or possibly even a few candidates that have also dropped out of the Presidential race. Producers would also love to land a Charlie Sheen meltdown type of nut job because Gary Bucey was such a ratings hit last season. And finally, Donald Trump has a million dollar deal as a FOX BUSINESS NEWS contributor so he'll be able to keep cashing those paychecks from Rupert Murdoch. Even "The Donald" knows he's a pauper compared to multi-billionaire Murdoch. By not running for President Trump will not have to reveal any income tax returns thereby allowing him to continue making unsubstantiated egomaniacal boasts about the presumed billions he has stashed away despite a multitude of lawsuits and bankruptcy proceedings which would make tempting targets in the political arena.
May 16, 2011. FOX NEWS Employees Lunchroom.

Trump Ponders Presidential Run!
Donald Trump spent President's Day seriously thinking about running for the GOP Presidential nomination. A large bronze horse statue was brought in so Trump could get a better idea of what it might feel like to be a President like George Washington. Trump's longtime sculpture consultant said The Donald looked comfortable in a variety of heroic and statesmanlike poses. Trump will meditate and study his photos on horseback and then decide if he's got the time it will take to run in the 2012 Presidential Derby.
February 21, 2011. Trump Pre-Presidential Museum Las Vegas.

Trump Towers over others at building towers and creating jobs. He's thinking about 2012.
Perennial possible Republican candidate Donald Trump has charisma and already is success personified but "The Donald" is so unimpressed with Sarah Palin and the other GOP candidates that he is seriously considering a Presidential run in 2012. Trump says he is embarrased that, in international business, America is getting it's butt badly beaten by cheating Chinese. November 20, 2010. Trump Trumpeteer