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TORO TORO TORO This movie is a dramatic retelling of future events that lead to an attempt to impeach the President for actions he takes to help keep millions of families together in America. Although Latino leaders were aware of belligerent impeachment threats and promises of attacks on the President they were also reluctant to believe an impeachment would actually occur. President Obama's profile in courage not only secures the futures of millions of hard working and honest people who already consider themselves Americans but his courage to become the living champion for the words on the Statue of Liberty resonated with a new majority of American voters and the movie ends triumphantly with Hillary Clinton winning the Presidency in a landslide and dozens of Republican impeachment advocates swept out of office.
CRUZ AND BOOTS In this first rate historical drama General Robert E. Lee had already commissioned an experienced tailor from Kentucky Mitch "The Stitch" McConnell as leader of the design committee when Thadeus Cruz a well known flamboyant gentlemen from Texas demanded modifications to the design and boot selection. He roared he would shut down production of uniforms delaying the start of the war unless his demands primarily for shiny new boots became the official uniform of the Confederate leadership. After Robert E. Lee played by Mandy Patinkin intervenes Thadeus Cruz drops his demand for embroidered trim and settles for just the boots. When the war finally begins Cruz slips off after an embarrassing incidence of torn trousers and flees to Cuba for the duration of the Civil War birthing the popular phrase "boot-scootin".
BORDER DOGS This film is best described as eerie political horror in IMAX based on another rant against reality screenplay by Charle Karauthammer. This time protagonist Charles is designated to take charge of the U.S. Border Patrol after a Republican white supremacist wins the White House. Charles orders 1000 specially bred oversize doberman gigantus guard dogs that feed on frightened humans and are offered no other sustenance by their border patrol handlers. Confined to specific patrol zones by electronic collars rewarding territorial behavior the dogs grow larger than expected as they feast on an influx of child refugees. Tensions mount as Charles' job and bonus money is on the line after a secretly made video goes viral revealing the horror.
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HAUNTED This new suspense horror movie wavers between anticipation and dread as Jeb Bush who when his father was President slept in the White House enough times to know it was haunted is possessed to the point of distraction by the awful feeling he hasn't fulfilled his unspoken purpose. Jeb wants desperately to sleep in the White House again and contact the spirit world for further instructions but is tormented by the fact he must go through the bother of a Presidential campaign and endure the horror to be unleashed upon him as soon as he announces his quest. Endless red meat scenes on the campaign trail turn this haunting into a bloodbath. R-18 Photo ID Required
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YEAR OF THE TURTLE This timely documentary is amazing because sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Mitch McConnell was facing his fourth reelection campaign with nothing but his government pension to fall back on if he lost because his family realty business was in the toilet and near bankruptcy. Then a Chinese heiress that had attained a high government post appeared out of nowhere and swept McConnell off his feet and after a whirlwind romance and new cash in the campaign coffers Mitch was reelected Senator from Kentucky. Today having won his sixth term as Senator in the Chinese Year of the Turtle Mitch moves to the new office as Senate Majority Leader. The icing on his cake is the McConnell family bank account is now stuffed with over $100 million dollars after a new "inheritance" from his wife's Chinese billionaire family.
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DR.ONE THREAT AGAINST AMERICA Bernie Sanders had warned repeatedly that billionaires had attained far too much power and maintained personal security forces larger than small states. Dr. One was a prime example. Despite an annual income exceeding twenty billion dollars nobody had seen Dr.One, a Chinese born research scientist who held more than 2000 patents, in over eight years. Bernie noticed that hundreds of Dr.One armed response home security drones had been converted to carry human drone drivers who were not pilots but rather former bus drivers and deliverymen. Sanders was the first to suspect Dr.One was no longer alive at all and his ultra advanced computer systems had assumed control and stolen Dr.One's identity in order to execute a deadly revenge plot against Americans who had abused either their work or personal computers and would now suffer a potentially lethal computer payback attack orchestrated by the electronic signature of the missing Dr.One.
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SALT & PEPPER - SOUTH CAROLINA SPICE A double dose of Southern spice is coming to TV as newly reelected South Carolina governor Nikki Haley is on a whirlwind promotional tour for her state's film making and tourism industries. Starring in a made for television version of the action movie SALT professional hit woman Nikki Haley lays hits on labor and teacher unions and progressives with a skillful and lethal style all her own. Haley also took time to pose for a racy new commercial for the Myrtle Beach based travel channel's one hour television special entitled PEPPER - SOUTH CAROLINA SPICE. The companion glossy magazine sold out in less than 12 hours.
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SKYBRAWL In the world of movies no acting role is more coveted than James Bond. The multi-billion dollar 007 franchise been the gold standard of all action and spy movies for generations and six superstar actors have played the role in 23 major motion pictures. Understandably, Sarah Palin immediately dropped all plans for politics and a drapery line she was designing when out of the blue she was offered the role of Jane Bond super secret agent 008 for a cool $19 million and a license to kill. Nudity was required but Palin now has three more films in the pipeline and the paltry pay of politics is now a distant memory for the new Jane Bond agent 008. SKYBRAWL is due in theaters in 2015 and was filmed on five continents.
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THE KOALAS OF CUYAHOGA Most folks didn't know there were kualas living in Cuyahoga County and they haven't been seen since 2004 when they escaped the Cleveland Zoo but there is a little league team in Shaker Heights that uses the name. Governor John Kasich who has personally assumed command of the one man Ohio wildlife department says not having koalas has been a real money saver for the state of Ohio. "However," he says "Personally I love the little critters and since I've got a garage full of Koch brothers dark money left over from the campaign I thought I'd make a little movie about the Koalas of Cuyahoga and I hope the citizens of Ohio enjoy it."
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THE KEYSTONE COMPROMISE In this new major motion picture political fantasy drama President Barack Obama harnesses his inner Lincoln and forges the Keystone Compromise with a new Republican controlled Congress. As a result the Keystone pipeline is not only built but an additional pipeline from Colorado is added. The key to the compromise was a switch in what the pipeline would carry across the Nebraska aquifer. Everyone knew transporting Canadian tar sands oil in the pipeline over the Ogallala aquifer was an ecological disaster waiting to happen and created a prime and completely unprotected terrorist target. By agreeing to transport Keystone beer instead of toxic tar sands oil the pipeline became a symbol of a new cooperative American spirit. Former anti-pipeline activists were delighted as scientists universally agreed even a major spill of Keystone beer would not cause any lasting environmental damage.
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LORD OF FLORIDA Rick Scott returns in an encore performance in the role that made him famous. Despite his utter creepiness on screen viewers have developed a comfort zone and familiarity with the former corporate thief and outcast. This time he's got the golden ring all to himself and an entire population is hunkered down wondering if he will use the magic power for good or evil.
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FOXSNATCHER Despite being born with six arms and four eyes and struggling through an awkward childhood Foxsnatcher finds an opportunity and grabs it. A billionaire and five of his associates discover her skill at multitasking and put Foxsnatcher through a rigorous training program on his billionaire estate and sports center compound until one day in a triumphant moment of glory and climax Foxsnatcher claims the Women's World Wrestling Championship. This is the feel good movie of the year times six.
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JONI ERNST RECORD The debut album of Joni Ernst and her Iowa style music has saturated the Iowa airwaves like bacon grease in a paper towel. Nothing since Elvis' hit record 60 years ago "Pork Salad Annie" has received more airplay in the only state in America with more than six million pigs. Iowa disc jockeys also play Joni Ernst for Senate advertisements in between songs and when you add that to Joni's clever exploitation of Iowan's love for bacon it is no wonder Joni Ernst has become a superstar.
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In case you forgot revisit the classic 2012 Presidential Derby... Obama vs. Romney
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Marijuana Users Win 2014 Elections!
Many Democrats lost as well as a few Republicans.

However the big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana joining the states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. New revenue raised from sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be as much as $50 million per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants. Advocates say these victories in a conservative leaning midterm election indicate people are tired of being lied to by their government and want the wasteful and ineffective war on drugs, people and marijuana to end. The Daily Racing Rag applauds the common sense of voters in these states and participated in a post-election celebration.
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Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.

Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
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