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 | CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP When Melania Trump and Sarah Huckabee Sanders trade places for a week viewers are given at peek at their private lives. Melania goes bicycle riding and tries some backyard gardening while after the first night Sarah spends three hours a day talking to a suicide hotline. |
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| THE GOODFARTER A ruthless mobster, fop and Mussolini fan learns of his German heritage and insists GODFATHER be prounounced GOOT FARDER. After breakfast the boss attends a parade with his fraulein so they can show off their new Mussolini inspired Spring wardrobe and hats. |
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| TRUMP WHITE HOUSE EASTER SPECIAL At the last minute Melania said she was feeling ill so Trump brought his favorite cardboard cut-out of her that he keeps in his seperate White House bedroom. Trump says the bunny outfit seems appropriate for the occasion and he thinks she looks terrific. |
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| DAYS OF OUR LIES The long running TV soap is having it's best TV ratings year ever. With Russian spies, Arab shieks, Ukranian prostitutes, sexy porn stars, playmates, cheaters, wife-beaters and all manner of nut jobs, the endless stream of goofy characters is crazier than a cartoon marathon. |
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| PLAYBOY TRUMP ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL Celebrates 25 years since the first Trump appearance in aging male boomer's favorite titty magazine. Donald, Melania and Ivanka have appeared often especially in Russian issues. Ivanka's bodydouble nude pictorial was a best seller throughout Russia. |
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| INGLORIOUS RUSSIAN LOVING BASTARDS An international mogul and billionaire assembles a team of family members to commit acts of retribution against poor people and Democrats who opposed him. Then joining forces with Vladimir Putin they plot to bring the entire world under their control. |
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| MOM Ivanka already has her hands full with two kids and her White House job when her passive-aggressive step-mother, Melania, a recovering fashion model moves out of her New York penthouse and into her house and is brimming with criticisms about Ivanka's attitude, style and wardrobe. |
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| SISTERS 2 Melanjia's much older half-sister comes to America from Slovenia to visit. Through the course of multiple conversations they discover Malignija's mother and aunt had both slept with Donald's father posing the awkward possibility that Melanjia may have married a blood relative. |
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| FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE SPECTRE an organized network of Russian mobsters demanding past due payments from the Trump Organization order the kidnapping of Junior. Agent Melania seduces Junior and convinces him to accompany her to Moscow where the snatch is made. |
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| THE MOST DEPLORABLE MAN IN THE WORLD By the time he was 18 he had committed seven deadly sins... for every letter of the alphabet. In this episode The Most Deplorable Man in the World hogties his third wife Melania after her immigration story lies are revealed and proposes a secret marriage to his daughter Ivanka. |
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| CLOCKWORK ORANGE Donald Trump's very first film starred his future third wife and was ignored when released but has become a cult favorite as it is truly as queer as a clockwork orange. Trump's character narrates but appears onscreen only as a shadow. The illusion of someone normal soon dissolves into a reality of batshit craziness. |
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| 13 HOURS - THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BONDAGE After 13 years of marriage the world's top secret agent 70 year-old Top Bun can no longer get romantically aroused without incorporating an element of extreme danger. Top Bun accidentally shoots a member of the shirtless Mariachi band he hired to tie Melania up in a fake kidnapping. |
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| DONALD TRUMP presents FASHION NATION SWIM EDITION Donald Trump's ever-expanding business empire now includes women's swimwear. Trophy wife Melania will model the new line designed by German skinhead designer Otto Knaub. Trump says his annual TV swimwear show will surpass Victoria Secret's ratings numbers. |
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| PRETTY WOMAN Twenty years later this remake of the classic Cinderella the Lucky Hooker story has an international flavor which means you cannot understand anything she says but that turns out to be exactly why a wealthy self-obsessed sociopath feels so at ease with this lovable liar a gorgeous street walking prostitute from Slovenia. |
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| SIX WIVES CLUB To marry a wealthy man had been until recent generations the fastest route to financial security for women but today if the rich man becomes famous it pays equally well to be an ex-wife with incriminating information. The six wives in this film assemble yearly for what amounts to contract negotiations and bonus payments. |
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| SUPER SLEEPER AGENTS Recognizing the intentional dumbing down of the American population visionary evildoer lil' putin sent super sexy super sleeper agents to marry pop culture giants like Kanye West, Donald Trump and other celebrities knowing one of those icons was certain to become the American President someday. |
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| LUCIFER For centuries Lucifer had ruled Hell with the appropriate amount of evil until one day he got bored and decided to take a vacation in New York City. With new found enthusiasm and energy Lucifer decides to run for President to increase his market share of departing souls and keep his minions fully occupied with evil and torture. |
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| TOP BUN EPISODE 5 - 2016 TRUMP STREET After circling the globe in only four episodes Top Bun and his beautiful Slavokian assistant kick back at 2016 Trump Street in a gated seaside Florida luxury enclave. The pair discuss grooming and fitness with the camera mostly serving a voyeur's peephole into where it probably shouldn't be. |
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| TOP BUN 2 Top Bun picks up a lucrative contract to attend an event at the White House with an accomplice in order to plant listening devices for the NRA. He doesn't kill anybody in this episode but his Slovenkia accomplice's wardrobe malfunction is must see television and allows Top Bun plenty of time to complete his secret mission. |
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| REAL HOUSEWIVES OF TRUMP TOWER Trump is the master of reality television and once again he demonstrates how it's done. The Donald assembles the wives in the penthouse lobby for a scavenger hunt. Having strategically hidden some very valuable and terrific pieces of jewelry the hunt begins with upskirt Melania camera angles. |
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| CHANEL NO.5,000,000 A clever new series of advertisements promoting Melania's new fragrance Chanel No. 5,000,000 playfully teases a blue-balled billionaire who can't seem to please his sexy young third wife who is 35 years younger than he is. Mr. Trump himself called the new ad campaign clever elegant and (air quotes) marvelous fun. |
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| SUPERMANHOOD - ADVENTURES OF THE SUPERHUMANS With some of the worst dialog ever written Donald Trump chews scenery like a million moth beetle infestation and we can't even tell if Melania is speaking English. However, despite reviewer's universal condemnations this film has become an instant cult classic. |
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