|North Korea Plans Attacks On America! Kim Jong Un delivers news at recess. North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un shouted over playground noise that a "state of war" existed and both South Korea and the United States would be atttacked in an "all-out action". In the most threatening voice a near-midget can muster lil' Kim threatened to rain missles on South Korea, Hawaii, Guam, U.S. bases in Japan and Disney Studios in Burbank, California. March 30, 2013. Wikily Reader World Report|
|Beiber Monkey Detained In Europe! Alleged crimes against humanity lead to quarantine by German authorities. Worldwide pop superstar Bieber said he didn't know about the monkey's fugitive status when he bought it from a petting zoo in Texas. March 29, 2013. DMZ Demon Monkey News|
|Courtwatchers Claim Pigs Are Flying Conservatives sprout wings! Hundreds of very prominent Republicans including leading conservatives have publicly declared their support for the nationwide legalization of gay marraige. Until recently most had publicly opposed the idea for political purposes. The change has been so dramatic and sudden that the National Audobon Society has chartered buses to Washington D.C. for a once in a lifetime opportunity to witness pigs fly. Supreme Court watchers have reported sightings of flying pigs above the Supreme Court building and all around the Capitol prompting a frenzy of multi-color umbrella sales. March 26, 2013. Jimmy Dean's Washington Report|
|Iraq War Veterans Tear Down Statue At Bush Library Disgusted combat veterans more angry than ever! Thousands of veterans are still seething with anger over the lies the Bush administration told to start a war that was totally unnecessary and 100% the fault of a pathological lying liar President named George W. Bush and his egregious sociopath ego trip gone wild. March 25, 2013. The Despicable Lies Of W|
|Devil In Disguise Gets Feinstein All Shook Up. Cruz wants gun laws Returned To Sender! Texas Senator Elvis "Ted" Cruz said Americans have a Burning Love for their guns and Suspicious Minds about new gun laws from a Hard Headed Woman and called her attempt Too Much. Senator Feinstein said while it may not be Now Or Never she said it was time for a Little Less Conversation and a lot more action adding I Feel So Bad and the victims are Always On My Mind. March 23, 2013. Graceland News|
|Palin Embraces Spirit Of Montana. Roadkill for dinner? You betcha! A bill has been introduced in Montana to allow harvesting roadkill for meat and Sarah Palin says that's the greatness of America and freedom when it can manifest itself in ways in which the great American spirit can celebrate our independence in the ways our founding fathers imagined we'd all like to live our lives here in America and I say right on to the folks in Montana and maybe there's a message here going out to some folks that maybe want to contain our precious freedoms. March 22, 2013. Mobile Food Court Press|
|Rand Paul and Mario Rubio Look For Latino Support! The GOP Latino Outreach Plan reportedly includes a nationwide Taco Bell Tour for Summer 2013. Republican leaders analyzed their 2012 election defeat and came to the conclusion that they've been looking for Latino love in all the wrong places. Rand Paul and Marco Rubio plan to visit more than 40 shopping mall food courts where Taco Bells are located. March 17, 2013. Food Court Press|
|CPAC Split Leaves GOP A Hot Mess! Libertarians and Tea Party conservatives rock and rail against GOP bosses. Paul Rand won the straw poll and Mario Rubio came in second in a generational rejection of mainstream Republicans like Mitt Romney, Karl Rove, Jeb Bush and basically anybody who ever had anything to do with George W. Bush, the party's infamous and unmentioned pariah. This new generation of conservatives is finished with nation building, diplomacy and foreign aid. They don't promote doing anything positive and don't care if the military budget is slashed which is blasphemy to traditional GOP dogma. But first things first and for now their focus is on taking over the leadership of a Republican party that was defeated so soundly in the last election. March 13, 2013. Libertarian Music Monthly|
|Condoleeza To Write A New Rewrite Of The Bush Rewrite Of History! Denies saying she was fortunate to have read his book on the toilet. Public opinion now says George Bush and Dick Cheney have written and continue talking delusional dishonest nonsense in denying their past lies, insisting they have no regrets and spinning and promoting dishonest rewrites of history. Condoleeza Rice is far too polite for harsh verbal rebukes of her former boss but his writing is fair literary game and book reviews do not require the diplomacy of a diplomat. Condi reportedly read Bush's self-serving fiction while locked in her luxury toilet to diplomatically indicate she knows condescending crap when she reads it. Her new rewrite of the Bush rewrite of Bush Presidential history is due out in 2015. March 9, 2013. Bed, Bath & Bull Book Club|
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Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video.