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Daily Racing Rag SPECIAL REPORT: The 2008 Presidential Campaign of Senator John McCain R-AZ
John McCain 2008
McCain finished the race a distant second place.
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Goes Both Ways
Sarah Palin usually winks right but sometimes winks left...
Sarah Palin is a favorite among compulsive conservative winkers and non-thinkers. October 25. Winkersville West Virginia
Daily Racing Rag Dumb and Plumber
Joe snakes new swamp as uneducated McCain surrogate...
Joe the Plumber is now campaigning with John the POW and Sarah the Mooseslayer. October 24. McCain Campaign HQ
Daily Racing Rag McCain Approved Outfits
Republicans spend $150,000 playing dress-up with Sarah...
Audit shows another $15,000 spent on hair, make-up and camel wax. October 21. McCain Ranch Honeymoon Cabin AZ
Daily Racing Rag McCain Losing In Nevada
The craps table has not often been kind to angry gamblers...
Experts say angry gamblers often lose control and crap out in the game of craps. October 17. Palms Casino Las Vegas
Daily Racing Rag McCain Needs Comeback
Republican says "We've got 'em right where we want 'em"...
Going into the final debate McCain is going to have to pull out all the stops. October 14. Presidential Debate Round 3
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Seeks Swing Voters
Sarah Palin campaigns in NHL hockey team locker room...
Players were not overly impressed since the local TV female sports anchor is hot. October 11. Penguins Locker Room PA
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Flips Wig At Obama
McCains in Ohio spew angry personal attacks on Obamas...
Cindy got so mad it was several seconds before she realized her wig flew off. October 9. McCain Rally Heartland OH OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Loves A Maverick
Sarah Palin says we're darn happy goin' round campaignin'...
Sarah's "Maverick" tattoo on her lower back is said to delight McCain endlessly. October 8. McCain Luxury Condo #11
Daily Racing Rag McMaverick Needs Flush
Maverick Gal Palin deals ace of spades off bottom of deck...
McCain's maverick surge betting strategy hasn't paid off yet and his chips are now all in on a weak hand.
October 6. McCain Mountain Maverick Saloon
Daily Racing Rag Palin Preps For Debate
Says Miss Alaska contest was good preparation for politics...
McCain chose Sarah because she has all the right assets he feels most comfortable with.
September 27. McCain Mountain Practice Debate Room
Daily Racing Rag Kissinger Tries Diplomacy
Kissinger wants one hour weekly private sessions with Sarah...
Sarah said she couldn't understand a word said because of his thick accent but otherwise everything went great.
September 24. Kissinger Deli & OTB
Daily Racing Rag 13 Cars 8 Homes $100M
First Lady McCain will keep in touch with the little people...
As the owner of 2 private jet planes she can attend ceremonies in her honor too far away to travel by limousine. September 22. McCain Mountain Private Expressway
Daily Racing Rag Honeymoon Bulge Gone
Palin lipstick not able to keep McCain up in latest polls...
McCain's strategy to create a new surge reportedly includes a blonde wig and a private jet ride with Sarah.
September 18. McCain Change Daily Rally
Daily Racing Rag Grandpa Made A Big Mess
Economic meltdown due to deregulation philosophy...
Republicans McCain and Gramm were the leading advocates of deregulation... September 17. Springfield Town Hall
Daily Racing Rag Sarah Palin No Tina Fey
Amy Poehler knows Tina and says Sarah not comparable...
Amy says there's no way Sarah Palin is even half as talented as Tina Fey. September 15. SNL Monday Breakfast
Daily Racing Rag McCains Deboned On View
Cindy says of TV show hosts "they picked our bones clean!"...
The Senator lied to defend lies and Cindy refused to say how many nests they own... September 13. The View Aerial TV
Daily Racing Rag Abstinence Class Expands
Palin welcomed home by Alaskan abstinence class students...
A baby boom from Alaskan unwed teenage girls proves abstinence from sex education and contraceptives is a highly effective means of creating more babies. September 10. Alaska Welcome Home Sarah Rally
Daily Racing Rag Love Republican Style
Giddy Grandpa swoons like a lovestruck teenager...
Meanwhile Cindy McCain has been busy jewelry and clothes shopping and flying cross-country in her private jet...
September 8. McCain Love Bus One
Daily Racing Rag Grandpa Falls In Love
McCain's dream girl now running mate, "Ain't she sweet!"...
McCain may be 72 years old but he says he feels a frisky 44 lately. September 7. Ohio Holiday Inn Presidential Suite
Daily Racing Rag McCain says George Who?
McCain hiding from George Bush while seeking White House...
McCain did not once mention the name George Bush at the GOP convention.. September 6. White House Oil Field One
Daily Racing Rag McCain Roars To Life
Says FIGHT WITH ME 27 times amid chants of P...O...W...
McCain reiterated for the 2,276th time that he survived almost 6 years as a POW in the Viet Nam war.
September 4. Minneapolis Arena of Natural History
Daily Racing Rag GOP Party In Progress
Hurricane blows Bush and Cheney out of town...
McCain made the conservative evangelical right wing of the party delirious with his flat earth running mate.
September 3. Minneapolis Convention Center
Daily Racing Rag McCain Still Former POW
POW story losing 24/7 news coverage to Palin roadkill crisis...
McCain reiterated that he survived 6 years as a POW by creating mental fantasies of fertile white beauty queens.
September 3. PBS Docudrama POW...Prison, Sex and Politics
Daily Racing Rag Santa Cancels Christmas
"Sarah Palin shot Rudolph the Reindeer... kiss my Alaska!"...
Santa's voice cracked during his emotional and tearful tirade saying "Just a freaking caribou to you!"
September 1. PBS Docudrama Santa's Artic Circle...Ring of Destruction
Daily Racing Rag McCain Offers Sex Change
McCain swoons for soulmate Palin after eHarmony match up...
Palin's belief in teaching creationism and abstinence-only sex education, opposition to abortion (even rape and incest), rejection of global warming as a hoax, and call for a ban on stem cell research, made for a 98% eHarmony match and won McCain's heart immediately. August 31. McCain-Palin Ticket Debut Rally
Daily Racing Rag McCain Searched His Soul
McCain campaign insider describes VP selection process...
McCain looked far to the north where the sun doesn't shine to find the most unqualified VP nominee in history.
August 30. McCain Practice Mansion Bathroom #6
Daily Racing Rag White House Bunny?
McCain chooses first Republican female VP running mate...
McCain shocked everybody by selecting Sarah Palin, a 44 year-old former beauty queen and current Alaska Governor. Cindy, age 54, has been demoted from First Lady to House Bunny. August 29. McCain Arizona Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag Homes Sweet Homes
Forgetful McCain prepares for move into White House...
McCain had prepared a soundbite but left his notecard in one of his 26 bathrooms. August 22. McCain Realty Auction
Daily Racing Rag Drill Here Drill Now
McCain hits gusher of mindless slogans for undecided voters...
McCain promises more real simple slogans for real simple people. August 20. McCain Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag The Purpose Driven Lie
McCain not in "cone of silence" in clever magic trick...
Obama, TV viewers and a church audience were skillfully duped by master magician/author/pastor Rick Warren.
August 19. Rich White Neighborhood News
Daily Racing Rag McCain Tells Fairy Tale
No whopper too big for McCain and Republican faithful...
A new ad being prepared has Jesus Christ himself looking into a camera and endorsing McCain.
August 19. Saddleback Church Video Production Studio
Daily Racing Rag McCain Story Plagarized
McCain's compelling POW story stolen by dead Russian...
"As he waited, head down, he felt a presence. Slowly he looked up and saw a skinny old prisoner sqaut down beside him. The man said nothing. Instead, he used a stick to trace in the dirt the sign of the Cross."A Solzhenitsyn
Gulag Archipelago
August 18, 1961. KGB News Napkin Book Review
Daily Racing Rag Cone Of Silence?
McCain eavesdropping shocks church security guard...
McCain condones eavesdropping and plagarism in cases of national security. August 17. Saddleback Church Cone Of Silence
Daily Racing Rag Warmongers On Warpath
Old men eager to see Armegeddon before Alzheimer's sets in...
McCain strategists called the Russian invasion of Georgia a plus for the elderly candidate's campaign and enough to offset McCain's TV's worst comedy act award. August 14. Chickenhawk's Finger Lickin' Lounge
Daily Racing Rag Mac On The Idiot Box
McCain named worst comedy act to have 100 TV appearances...
McCain edged out Nipsy Russell by not getting a single laugh during his 17th appearance on The Daily Show.
August 12. Celebrity Bee List News
Daily Racing Rag Ridge In VP Olympics
McCain feels comfortable with a war hero as his butler...
Tom Ridge hasn't carried water since serving as an Army Sargeant in Viet Nam. August 10. McCain Practice Mansion
Daily Racing Rag McCain Comforts Edwards
McCain confided he was also once an adulterous scumbag...
McCain was 42 when he dumped his wife and kids for a 24 year old Miss Buffalo Chip. August 9. Adulterers Anonymous
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Shipped To Belgium
McCain approves sale of Cindy to foreign-owned corporation...
Cindy's personal shoppers and their staff will all lose their jobs. August 9. DHL Bon Voyage Party Central OH
Daily Racing Rag Romney Too Ready
Mitt more than eager to dig into Vice Presidential duties...
President McCain looks like he has both feet in the grave next to vibrant Vice President Romney. August 6. McCain White House 2011
Daily Racing Rag Born To Be Wild And Funny
Miss Buffalo Chip keeps comedian McCain's motor running...
McCain defended entering Cindy in the Sturgis Miss Buffalo Chip contest and added "Va va va Voom!"
August 6. Sturgis Wild Hair Salon
Daily Racing Rag McCains Wow Biker Gang
Comedian McCain enters Cindy in bawdy beauty contest...
Dozens of Sturgis bound bikers revved their Harley-Davidsons in a roar of approval. August 5. Harley Horse Camp SD
Daily Racing Rag McCain New Comedy King
Comedian claims victories in both French Fry revolutions...
McCain says he's "the One" who knows how to win wars. August 4. McCain Mountain Food Court Throne Room.
Daily Racing Rag Biggest Joke In The World?
McCain says his Obama attack ad is a hilarious sidesplitter...
McCain added it would a be kneeslapper but after years of dealing with the Bush administration he doesn't bend over anymore. August 2. McCain Improv Comedy Club
Daily Racing Rag Weird Ad Mystery Solved
Who's the biggest celebrity in the world of slime politics?...
Bizarre new RoveWorld ads are calculated to help McCain somehow. August 1. RoveWorld Media Bldg.
Daily Racing Rag Cantor Ready To Serve
Virginia Congressman can help teach McCain how to email...
Unknown public servant has temperment to be compatible with McCain. August 2. McCain VP HQ.
Daily Racing Rag McCain Whacks A Mole
McCain was upset that his mole upstaged his oil well skit...
McCain stood in the hot sun to say that skin cancer patients should stay out of the hot sun. July 29. McChevron Oilfield #6.
Daily Racing Rag Mac Attacks Obama Trip
McCain thinks successful Obama trip was pretentious...
McCain was just in Canada, Columbia and Mexico but no one seemed to notice. July 27. McCain/Blackbird Security Inc.
Daily Racing Rag Portman Ready To Serve
Ohioan has temperment to be compatible with McCain...
McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 25. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee
Daily Racing Rag Pawlenty Ready To Serve
Minnesotan has temperment to be compatible with McCain...
McCain received advice from the Burger King on VP selection. July 24. McCain Mountain VP Selection Commitee
Daily Racing Rag McCain Declares Victory
Bush awards McCain Silver Star for incongruous victory spin...
McCain's battle was waged against the Bush administration, who for years resisted a 10% increase in troop numbers in Iraq. McCain urged all Americans to celebrate McCain's victory. July 23. War College Class Reunion Photo Booth
Daily Racing Rag Banned in Baghdad
Iraqi leader Maliki no fan of surf music, likes Obama diddy...
McCain's diplomatic efforts will require a new theme song. July 24. KRAQ Radio Baghdad Bottom 100 Countdown.
Daily Racing Rag McCain Visits King
King offers McCain part-time job in case of November defeat...
McCain's ambidexterous ability to flip burgers pleases the King greatly. July 22. Manchester Burger King Castle.
Daily Racing Rag Rudy Manboobs Enormous
Giuliani packs on pounds since humiliating primary defeat...
McCain was shocked by the sight of his former once thin rival. July 19. Yankee Stadium All Star Contest.
Daily Racing Rag McCain Flip About Flops
Senator McCain on both sides of flip-flop issue...
McCain is simultaneously on offense and defense in a seesaw battle. July 19. McCain Mountain Press Box OTB
Daily Racing Rag Ready On Day One 1919
McCain can't navigate the internet or send an email...
McCain often uses homing pigeons and employs a full time pigeon keeper. July 16. McCain Senate Office Bldg. Roof
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Loves Speed & Bud
First Lady McCain will promote Budweiser and auto racing...
As owner/operator of the #3 beer distributor in America, Cindy aims to be number #1. July 12. McCain Mountain Raceway
Daily Racing Rag Doctors Okay Dream Ticket
McCain strategy depends on Wyoming and warmonger vote...
Cheney was said to be pleased to be alive but could not be located for comment. July 12. McCain Mountain VIP Lounge
Daily Racing Rag Whine Whine Whine
McCain's top economic advisor spits up on American whines...
Former Texas Senator Phil Gramm insulted America as a "nation of whiners" having a "mental recession".
July 10. McCain Mountain Wine Cellar
Daily Racing Rag Airstream One Grounded
McCain's demoted campaign chief blames aging trailer fleet...
Despite tires only eight years old the McCain campaign is moving unusually slow. July 9. McCain Mountain AZ
Daily Racing Rag Live From Afghanistan!
McCain to address Rebublican convention by satellite phone...
McCain hopes to be standing over the corpse of Osama Bin Laden while giving his speech. July 6. Kabul Cave TV
Daily Racing Rag Allen Endorses McCain
Former Virginia Senator surprised by McCain visit...
George Allen was relaxing at his vacation villa on the Caribbean island. July 5. McCaCaw Islands Airport
Daily Racing Rag Senor McCain Flies South
McCain visits Halls Of Montezuma in Latin American tour...
Senator says his next trip is to the shores of Tripoli. July 2. McCainista Miltary Airport
Daily Racing Rag McCain RIP Platform DOA
McCain has at some point been on all sides of every issue...
McCain sees nuclear power, offshore oil drilling and disco dancing in the future. June 29. McCain Mountain Mausoleum OTB
Daily Racing Rag Macs Choice For 69 years
McCain's yellow stained teeth match his favorite condiment...
History minded mathematicians have been working to determine how many mustard dogs McCain has eaten.
June 25. McCain Mountain Food Court and OTB
Daily Racing Rag White House Beer Garden
Cindy intends to run her beer company from the White House...
Cindy makes a $300,000 salary running the 3rd largest beer distributorship in America. June 23. White House Beer Garden
Daily Racing Rag First Lady Of Soap Opera
Cindy McCain favored for important People's Choice award...
Meanwhile Michele Obama has been portrayed as the villian and booed by right wing FOX television critics.
June 18. Lifetime Family Circle MSNBC Theatre OTB
Daily Racing Rag Outsource Offshore Billing
McCain plan outsources billing for increased offshore drilling...
By eliminating the jobs of all U.S. clerical workers McCain reasons the cost of gas might decrease fifteen cents.
June 17. McChevron Oil Floating Offshore Bookeeping Depot
Daily Racing Rag McCain Differs With Bush
McCain's global warming policy will outlaw excessive heat...
Senator says he's acclimated to Arizona heat but it's getting too hot lately. June 16. McCain Mountain Thermometer OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Giant Pander Bear
McCain panders to disappointed white Clinton supporters...
Not being in agreement with Clinton on a single important issue was not mentioned. June 13. McCain Mountain Zoo
Daily Racing Rag Cindy Proud Of America
Millionaire beer heiress also proud to sell America's #1 beer...
Cindy McCain can't understand how anyone could ever criticize America. June 12. McCain Mountain Flag Room
Daily Racing RagObama Scores On Economy
McCain has no defense for Republican era economic failures...
Both downtown and in the paint everything Obama threw up was dropping. June 8. Game One Best of 39 Series
Daily Racing Rag Springtime for Submarines
The Producers plan $20 billion anti-terror nuclear submarines...
General Electric Corp. produces nuclear attack submarines in Connecticut. Both men agree on the need to produce a collossal production to exploit a U.S. military budget bigger than all the other countries in the world combined.
June 6. Lieberman/Connecticut Submarine Works Subsea Smelter and Eel Farm
"Satan's favorite delicacy!"
Daily Racing Rag McCain Calls Obama Naive
Bush campaigns for McCain cash and unimpeached legacy...
Bush has been collecting McCain campaign contributions from his own mega donors. May 31. Rio Grande Caverns TX
Daily Racing Rag Get Fit! Retirement Over
McCain plan solves Social Security deficit problem overnight...
Under the McCain plan anyone younger than Senator McCain has to go back to work. May 30. McCain Mountain Auditorium
Daily Racing Rag Satan Okays 4 More Years
Pledges $666 million to Republican nominee after Bush plea...
President Bush was hailed as an outstanding contributor to the cause of world confligration. May 29. Hell Awards Roast
Daily Racing Rag McCain Meets Bush Donor
Bush helps McCain raise millions at secretive fundraiser...
McCain has suffered from poor fundraising up until tonight's closed to press and cameras event. May 28. El Paso Texas
Daily Racing Rag The Queen Of Beers
Cindy McCain is 3rd largest Budweiser distributor in America...
Tax returns show Cindy as owner still draws a salary of $296,000 per year. As First Lady Cindy could help over six million beer drinkers jailed while enjoying her products. May 24. McCain Mountain Beverage Center
Daily Racing Rag Original $6 Million Man
Likes to vaporize mosquitos with enhanced laser vision...
The Senator received a clean bill of health today. Doctors said his body had accepted hundreds of advanced nanomachine and cryptochip implants. May 24. Pentagon Top Secret Medical Clinic and Day Spa
Daily Racing Rag Old Man O' War Returns
McCain rides 2004 winner and oldest horse in political history...
George Bush the self-titled "War President" rode the same old political warhorse to victory last in 2004. The old gray horse is slow but always finishes well in fear mongering times. May 20. McCain Armory Barn
Daily Racing Rag McCain Mulls VP Choice
71 year old McCain wants a VP with comparable experience...
Vice Presidential candidates have been arriving daily at McCain headquarters to be interviewed for the job.
May 19. McCain Campaign National Headquarters Sun City AZ
Daily Racing Rag McCain's American Vision
Worth over $50 million Cindy's economy is peachy right now...
As First Lady, Cindy McCain wants to make things even peachier by the year 2013. May 17. McCain Future Kitchen Exhibit
Daily Racing Rag McCain Goes Green
Calls for immediate deployment of eco-friendly death ray...
As President, McCain would use ecologically friendly weaponry when possible in future U.S. military invasions.
May 16. Yellowstone Missile and Death Ray Test Range
Daily Racing Rag Not White Enough To Win
Experts say mustard mouth is problem in image obsessed era...
In the age of "American Idol" and dental implants undecided voters may not respond to a mustard colored smile.
May 10. Thomasson Oak Furniture Dental Division
Daily Racing Rag Republican Rat Pack
Republicans unite to raise money for Republican candidates...
President Bush brought down the house recalling his favorite Dick Cheney anecdote. May 9. GOP Hotel Washington D.C.
Daily Racing Rag McCain Orders Air Strike
McCain fires missiles in response to bad temper question...
Senator McCain has become increasingly annoyed at constant questions about his notoriously bad temper.
May 8. Michigan GMC Weapons Division Air Show
Daily Racing Rag Senator A Channel Surfer
McCain says he's learned how to operate tv remote control...
Senator McCain was explaining how he handles bad news from Iraq and criticism of himself by television pundits.
May 5. Cinco De Mayo Tequila Festival AZ
Daily Racing Rag McCain Memories Fuzzy
Almost 40 years after captivity McCain story questioned...
A Texas group going by the name Banana Boat Veterans for Truth has questioned McCain's POW recollections.
May 4. Universal Movie City Apedome
Daily Racing Rag McCain's SOL Health Plan
Senator McCain says your bad health is your own damn fault...
John McCain spoke of personal responsibility to a roomful of permanently disabled smokers in wheelchairs.
April 29. Rockville Indiana Health Clinic and Veterinary Services
Daily Racing Rag McCain Raises Few Fronds
McCain's tour of forgotten places forgettable for fundraising...
John McCain spoke of old time values to a crowd estimated at half a dozen. April 28. Fernville/Ponduck County Seat
John McCain seemed annoyed when interrupted while training camels. April 23. Baghdad Camel Club Training Track
Daily Racing Rag Camel Jock Backs McCain
Grateful Iraqi camel jockey finds riches in pickup camel races...
Since the U.S. occupation began the Iraqi countryside has been awash in CIA funded one hundred dollar bills and camel racing now brings big money to even small racing events. One camel jockey said he'll soon have enough U.S. currency to retire in Dubai with six or seven teenage wives... April 19. Baghdad Camel Club Raceway
Daily Racing Rag McCain Foreclosure Plan
McCain may offer used FEMA trailers to foreclosed families...
McCain mathematics wizards say the 11,000 leftover FEMA trailers from Katrina would go a long way towards helping the estimated two million families losing their homes this year... April 1. McCain AFB MS
Daily Racing Rag McClueless On Economy
McCain non-plan means struggling homeowners SOL...
McCain has no plan for the economy and absolutely no plan for the mortgage meltdown. Since McCain is a war hero and was a prisoner of war 40 years ago he reasons that losing your family home is just a minor inconvenience for your family by comparison. McCain says stop whining... March 26. McCain Mountain Nuclear Resistant News Bunker
Daily Racing Rag It's The Economy McStupid
Young Americans want jobs and futures not honorable death...
Impoverished young Americans don't like McCain's message to join the military as way to avoid a gang related death or a long prison sentence for drug crimes. Typical young man on the street reactions were "No thanks Senator, I'd rather dumpster dive than be bomb bait up Shiite creek."... March 25. McCain Mountain News Bunker A
Daily Racing Rag McWar Not Love
Angry Senator John McDeath needs soldiers for endless war...
McCain urged all impoverished young Americans to join the military as way to avoid a gang related death or a long prison sentence for drug crimes. At least that way, McCain reasons, their inevitable deaths will be labeled honorable and possibly prove useful to American corporations.. March 24. McCain Mountain News Bunker B
Daily Racing Rag McCain All McThumbs
Embraces Bush legacy of incompetence, dishonesty, failure...
John McCain didn't go to Yale like George Bush and apparently isn't intelligent enough to realize the extent of the damage done by his good friend, the worst President in the history of the United States. Can America survive a President with an IQ 30 points below George Bush? March 22. Washington D.C. Dumbfest and OTB
Daily Racing Rag Senator McWrong In Iraq
McCain goes all the way to Iraq to make stupid gaffes...
In an Iraq news conference, McCain said over and over that Iran was arming Al Qaeda. Oops! He was 100% wrong. Lieberman finally wiped the shock off his face and whispered in McCain's ear. "Al Qaeda is armed by Sunnis not Shiites". McCain apologized for the gaffes but looked dumb as mud doing so. March 21. Green Zone News Bunker Iraq
Daily Racing Rag One Nation Under God
Sunday sermons plead "Can't we all just get along?"...
Probably not when five hundred times as many people will watch "American Idol" than hear any plea for brotherhood and unity. March 19. Pennsylvania Utopian Church of Blissful Unity
Daily Racing Rag Mitt McRomney Vies for VP
"I'd be honored to serve McCain's second term as President"...
Mitt McRomney mentioned that there would still be labor unions to bust and corporate tax breaks to invent after the inevitable accelerated aging cycle and possible Alzheimer's affects President McCain.
March 17. Pennsylvania Accuary Records Room
Daily Racing Rag New Ad Is Mac Attack
Mac puckers up despite 7 years of backstabbing and bullying...
Senator John McCain is considered tough by many but his seventy year old knees still get wobbly in eager anticipation of dutifully and patriotically serving this President of the United States. March 6. White House Semi-Annual Presidential Ass Kissing Contest
Daily Racing Rag Bush Likes Mac Sandwich
Senator resists urge to cold cock Bush during endorsement...
With both fists clenched and jaw locked John McCain accepted the official "Kiss of Death" endorsement. Political analysts say better now than later. March 5. White House BBQ Pit and Horseshoe Court
Daily Racing Rag Straight-Arm Express
Spry septuagenarian Senator surges as Democrats squabble...
While Obama and Hillary do battle in the middle of the field McCain is making a big run straight past them and rising in national poll numbers. February 27. Ohio State Fantasy Football Workouts
Daily Racing Rag Mitt And Mac Make Up
Latest Romney flip flop has him playing McCain's Valentine...
Just days ago they were hurling insults at each other. Today they were more like Valentine's Day sweethearts. February 14. Republican Valentine's Day Dance and Buffet
Daily Racing Rag McCain Wins In Virginia
Senator McCain outruns late charge by Huckabee for victory...
McCain also won in Maryland and has a huge lead in convention delegates. February 12. Virginia Downs Raceway
Daily Racing Rag McCain Warns Terrorists
I'm comin' ta getcha boooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Imagine a man surviving five brutal years of beatings as a POW and then giving that same man total control of all the might and power of the United States Armed Forces. February 10. McCain Mountain Nuclear Bunker B
Daily Racing Rag McCain Claims Victory
Senator returns from battle without opponents heads...
Former Governors Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee escaped the battlefields with their lives and both vowed to continue the fight but John McCain now has a commanding lead in delegates. February 6. McCain Mountain AZ
Daily Racing Rag Felt Like An Endorsement
McCain and Bob Dole swap 157 years worth of memories...
Bob Dole wrote a letter to Rush Limbaugh defending John McCain who is under a non-stop verbal assault by right wing radio talk show hosts who don't think McCain is conservative enough... February 4. Institute of Erectile Dysfunction
Daily Racing Rag Enemy Combatants
McCain and Romney joust fiercely at Reagan Library debate...
Republicans McCain and Romney just don't like each other and the mudslinging launched McCain into his firebreathing warrior mode. These two are in a deathmatch... January 31. Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and OTB
Daily Racing Rag Mmmm Fightin Fer Florida
Sailor McCain packin a punch, works for Florida knockout...
John McCain isn't taking any time off to applaud any George Bush speech in Washington D.C. and will be in Florida working like a sailor on shore leave until Tuesday... January 27. USS Miami Vice Attack and Sink'em Starboard Bow
Daily Racing Rag Rambo Works For McCain
Says Walker Texas Ranger can run but he can't hide...
Senator John McCain wasn't about to be intimidated by the reputation of Walker Texas Ranger, who supports Huckabee. Not when John Rambo is one of his most fervant supporters... January 26. Swanee River Thai Restaurant and OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain Wins Bush Country
South Carolina victory is personal redemption for McCain...
South Carolina has been the sight of many of Senator John McCain's most embarrassing moments so his hard fought Republican primary victory felt especially heartwarming... January 20. Bush Country Museum and OTB Myrtle Beach SC
Daily Racing Rag McCain Passes Romney
Senator waging furious rally less than 2 furlongs from wire...
Senator John McCain was so far back he was in another zip code before launching his Silky Sullivan rally. He's made up more than 25 lengths to catch and pass a the rubber legged frontrunner, Mitt Romney... January 6, 2008. Manchester Downs Raceway Infield Snackbar
Daily Racing Rag McCain Surging At 1/4 Pole
Sheer force of will powering gutwrenching comeback rally...
After a string of important newspaper endorsements Senator John McCain is staging a huge rally at the top of the strech and has made up as many as 15 lengths in New Hampshire on frontrunner Mitt Romney... December 24, 2007. Manchester Downs Raceway
Daily Racing Rag McCain: Grunts Not Ready
Claims these Gomer Pyles lack experience to lead military...
New Hampshire's biggest newspaper has endorsed Senator John McCain saying that no other Republican candidate is remotely as qualified as John McCain is to be Commander in Chief.. December 18. Fort Dukakis NH
Daily Racing Rag McCain Blasts Huckabee
Says Mike lacks military and foreign policy experience...
Senator John McCain says the middle of a war is not the right time for on the job training and especially when it comes to promoting a Pfc to Commander in Chief. December 14. Fort Dukakis Tank Testing Track
Daily Racing Rag McCain Hunting For Blimp
Senator McCain says Ron Paul advocates surrender in Iraq...
McCain, a former Navy pilot, also claims blimps are indefensible and totally useless in the current Iraq War. December 13. Aames Iowa Archery Range and OTB
Daily Racing Rag TV Debate May Be Torture
Senator McCain's Mom says YouTube TV debate was torture...
McCain's Mom says she doesn't want to waste electricity on the big screen TV that Johnny bought her just to watch little pictures in little square boxes the same size as her old 17" Zenith. November 29. McCain Mountain OTB
Daily Racing Rag McCain's Tobacco History
McCain is related to famous Native-American Mister Smokes...
The family resemblance is striking at this Tombstone, Arizona liquor store where Mister Smokes' statue stands watch in the cigar section. Mister Smokes was a POW at Ft. Apache in the 1860's. November 3. Mister Smokes Liquor Store
Daily Racing Rag GOP Race A Classic Tale
Aesop may have written the familiar story of 2008 race...
The hare was out in front after 10,000 television commercials but the tortoise was determined and would not quit. October 20. Merrimack River Trail in New Hampshire
Daily Racing Rag Senator Sings New Song
McCain claims to be a bridge over troubled waters of war...
Arizona Senator John McCain said his own military service gives him the experience to successfully lead the country in the current and coming wars. October 2. Concord City Center Park
Daily Racing Rag McCain's Private Militia
McCain contracts Blackwater for house to house campaign...
A campaign insider explained that some New Hampshire neighborhoods might be dangerous to canvass due to heated anti-war sentiment in the local population. September 26. Manchester City Park and Parade Grounds
Daily Racing Rag McCain Finds His Religion
Senator McCain meets with Mother Teresa to dispel doubts...
After the meeting McCain said he accepted Mother Teresa's recommedations adding it's human to have doubts at times but what's important is that John's Baptiscopalian faith is still strong. September 18. Myrtle Beach Raceway Garden Area
Daily Racing Rag McCain In Baghdad Derby
Other candidates not ready to commit to horseracing in Iraq...
John McCain has entered Baghdad's first Grade I stakes horserace, the twice postponed $2 Million Baghdad Derby. Iraqi oddsmakers say the current line is 1 to 9 against McCain finishing the race with or without other entries. September 13,2007. Baghdad Downs Raceway Bunker #8
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