DailyRacingRag.com - September 2013

Television has been flooded by countless promo spots of John Boehner's encore presentation of HOSTAGES. Tea Party extortionists have the dirt to destroy Boehner's Speaker position and his career. Treasonous House GOP Tea Party terrorists have demanded Boehner adopt their wish list on both the CR and raising the debt ceiling or they will destroy him personally and sabotage the U.S. economy. In the premiere episode of HOSTAGES! The Tea Party is holding Boehner's family hostage and if he doesn't find a way to kill Obamacare his family may be harmed.

TED CRUZ has made quite a mess in Washington D.C with his debut season of THE WRECKING BALL. The FOX WHITE CHANNEL mini-series highlights the destruction Cruz has done with his heavy metal onslaught. Tea Party types have been screaming for Cruz to shut the government down but the least popular Senator in the Capitol has decided to go one step farther and demolish the historic buildings as well.

LIVE FREE OR HIDE - THE LIBERTARIAN WORLD VIEW debuts on LPTV with host Rand Paul. Paul will cover all the bases in discussing how America is too weak to confront evil around the world and how America is too broke to feed starving people or fight disease anywhere in the world and how America is too busy to worry about collecting taxes or stopping crime or educating children or climate change at home. Guns gays and drugs are cool though.

The SAFARI CHANNEL debuts a new movie of the week HAS ANYBODY SEEN ME HUNT? Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin team up for a slaughterhouse bloodbath in which Sarah Palin frequently displays her naked aggression and moons too liberal conservatives with her bare ass Twitter tirades just before she plants two social media shotgun shells through their RINO butts. Cruz happily hooks carcasses while Palin shoots as Grizzly Mama promised Cruz Mizzle a warm nuclear silo after the day's cannibal elephant hunt.

CRUZ MIZZLE and THE DEFUNDERS debut their new hip hop album THE FILIBUZZTER on the FOX WHITE MUSIC CHANNEL this week. Cruz lays down some impressive funky white face palm style hip hop on the smash hit and number one smashnado hate radio single "Baby Gonna Repeal Obamacare All Night Long".

THE SOUNDS OF ANARCHY is a brutal motorcycle musical breakdown of the Ted Cruz's personal political anarchy minded gang of Defunder Demons. Armed with a throbbing pulsating mind numbing tidal wave of gasoline powered noise Cruz assaults all senses with a bone chilling recitation of seditious and anarchist tirades proselytizing a combination of vigilantism and a defiance of authority bordering on outright treason. Weeknights at 9:00 only on the FOX WHITE CHANNEL.

THE DEFUNDERS - MY WAY OR THE DRY WAY debuts this fall on the FOX WHITE CHANNEL. Ted Cruz, Mike Lee and Mario Rubio have drained the pool of reasonable negotiations with an attempt to defund Obamacare and assume Presidential veto powers never before given House Representatives and clearly unconstitutional. It's been called a suicide mission and could potentially create such negative backlash with the American public that the Republicans could actually lose a gerrymandered House in a non-presidential election. Senators Cruz, Rubio and Lee have determined they personally have nothing to lose and can only gain name recognition as they aren't up for re-election next year if the American economy suffers badly from their anti-American sedition and belligerence.

SOUR NIXON - THE TED CRUZ STORY debuts this fall. Ted Cruz was crushed when he received just one vote in his first attempt for student government office in college. He began emulating his idol Richard Nixon and compiling an enemies list and insisted his revenge would be to win public office one day. Today his enemies list is computerized with daily ranking updates based on current conservative political trends.

JEDI JIHAD is a film presentation of state owned Syria Gas and is showing on state owned SANA-TV but that doesn't limit the drama and suspense. Putin's character is quickly established as a clinical sociopath and al-Assad's character is obviously a clinical psychopath so the need for lengthy character development is limited and the plot unfolds rapidly. Putin's Jedi lawyer connives a Jihad of a public relations campaign to defend his belligerent client but the dark shadow of serious payback looms for the mass murdering al-Assad. The surprise ending can best be described as an intergalactic shocker.

HELLBOUND SYRIANA - OPERATION PINPRICK. It was a suicide mission for sure but if anybody could pull it off it was Ben Affleck who just last year rescued hostages in Iran in another risky plan. Playing a greedy Swiss doctor Affleck is called in to treat Assad's new baby and along with his needle happy assistant Selena Gomez they turn a holistic acupressure treatment into an unholy explosion of needle induced madness.

REDDICK - THE RAND IDENTITY is currently airing in Russia on RPT-TV and is an unusally timely TV movie based on a true story. "Masterful acting, charisma and presence" writes Petyr Blononov, Moscow film critic who insists there has never been a gay actor in Russian musical theatre and there's nothing remotely gay about having a little pointy American man between Putin's legs.

THE LOOK OF LOVE is the last Syrian TV movie of the summer and appears to be a rushed production of a palpably improbable romance without anything to emulate in Syrian movie history. The special effects are frighteningly realistic but cannot atone for the unconvincing dialog of newcomer Paula Rand Paul.

Syrian TV hasn't been the same since their dispute with Time-Warner Cable but poison gas mass murderer Bashar al-Assad owns the lead role in an exciting real-life drama for viewers in Syria. The high power suspense comes from the real chance that Syrian television viewers and their television sets may be obliterated by artillery shells or poison gassed before the highly anticipated series season finale. Dedicated Syrian viewers are hoping the United States intervenes with missiles to knock out Assad's poison gas missile launchers. HELL BABY! A CHANCE OF RAIN is currently airing on the Syrian Arab Film Channel.

Romney Popularity Plummets Out Of Orbit! Exiled landslide loser may join asteroid belt. Mitt Romney's popularity numbers have continued to fall like lead bricks since his humiliating defeat on election day. November 28, 2012. Astral Ejection News

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Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video.