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 SENATALIA EXCLUSIVE! If everybody else had these stories they wouldn't be exclusive. |
 | SENATALIA An alien nano-virus infects the testosterone supplement supply of the United States Senate inhibiting certain Republican Senators ability to think clearly and causing curious looking growths to sprout from their abundant jowls which then ignites a firestorm of internet ridicule on social media. |
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| SENATALIA In the season debut Mitch and Lamar at the request of the White House must determine the penis sizes of all male Senators but instead decide to make up much larger sizes for every Senator to wickedly torment the unpopular new President and his multiple penis related neuroses. |
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| SENATALIA - EPISODE 2 Chuck and Mitch and Lamar, all members of the Ball Face Liars Club, conspire to further torment the new President by mercilessly mocking him during the introduction of a proposal for a total and complete Persian Cat Ban that includes euthanizing the First Lady's pussy. |
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