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based on political events.
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 | THE KOCHROACHES The Koch brothers owned a Kansas City exterminator business for years but
after one bug filled day they decided to branch out into the murder for hire business. This dark comedy is possibly one step over the line of decency but these
happy hit men seem to have a hell of a good time exterminating cheating husbands, thieving business partners or back-stabbing politicians and with producers who
have all the money they'll ever need to buy funny scripts this comedy has legs. |
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| CHRIS CHRISTIE'S SPAGHETTI BUCKET CHALLENGE New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will be
running for President in the 2016 Presidential Derby and billionaires tell him he needs to pounce on anything that keeps his name in the news. So after flubbing
the ebola issue at first and coming off like a bully Christie gave it some thought and decided to get out in front of the story and mine it for publicity gold.
Christie's coming television special titled CHRIS CHRISTIE'S SPAGHETTI BUCKET CHALLENGE should do the trick. Jimmy Fallon and a nude Lady Gaga appear
and take huge buckets of spaghetti dumped on their heads along with many other popular celebrities. |
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| RANDOM CHAOS THEORY After a Republican takeover in Washington D.C. and a subsequent
government shut down Cal Tech is forced to account for every cent of a billion dollar contract. As government auditors threaten to shut down Sheldon's research
and laboratory he desperately turns to the black arts of academia also known as political science. Rand Paul plays a presumptuous political science professor who
professes to know the answer to every question despite never revealing that answer. |
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| HORNY BOO BOO'S HOME MOVIES Home movies are usually boring unless you're an oversexed
celebrity or Presidential candidate who secretly records everything. John McCain as Horny Boo Boo plays his home movies for a studio audience and you've got to
admit you're mighty curious to see firsthand the real reason McCain made one of the horniest boo boos in Presidential campaign history by selecting Sarah Palin
as his over her head running mate. Other Horny Boo Boo home movies include a completely inappropriate 8mm movie of McCain's topless daughter in a Las Vegas
swimming pool while Dad works the crap tables for 13 hours straight. |
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| ISLAMIC STATE RADIO - SPECIAL REPORT No one dominates Middle East drive time radio like
Axman "Al" Baghdadi and his Magic Amp (Fender Deluxe Jihad Amp special edition). His recordings are the only Caliphate authorized music in the region controlled
by Islamic State and ISR radio station deejays can only play his songs or they will be headed for their own stoning by a ruthless repetition of Axman "Al"
Baghdadi head exploding guitar solos which are touted to be exponentially more savage and heavier than any merely mind blowing solos from any prior terror bands
of this generation. This independent music industry news report video was produced by Billboard Turkey and was voted a People's Choice award winner by Mosul
fan mag readers. |
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| ANN AND MONICA FROM SANTA MONICA Ann Coulter and Monica Lewinsky team up in this hilarious
new gal pal comedy about two aging celebrity strippers from Santa Monica going on one last national farewell tour. They started out together as Valley girls of
Polish-American heritage hoping to get a break in showbiz but ended up spending 19 years working the poles in Gentlemen's Clubs. Not that they didn't make a good
living and bought a condo overlooking the ocean in Santa Monica but the younger girls started calling this pair of once gorgeous dolls Granny and Tranny so
they booked their farewell tour to cash in one last time. The stripper jokes never get old even if the ladies baggage has saggage. This show is a butt naked
comedy smash hit. |
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| TV DEBATE OF THE WEEK - THIS WEEK FLORIDA GOVERNOR DEBATE Charlie Crist Bob Barker versus
Rick Scott Gollum. Crist called Scott a liar. Scott said you can't trust Crist. 66% of the studio audience said the price was right for Crist and Scott missed the
golden ring. Read TV Guido for local listings and pasta recipes. |
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| JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE ELECTORATE This
new series by the highly successful producers of THE GREAT RACE will start the day after the November midterm elections as both Hillary Clinton and Rand Paul
aiming for 2016 will try to capture the allegiance of registered Independents who have become the largest bloc of registered voters in many states especially
in the West. Hillary will go into the first episode as a heavy favorite to win the race but Rand Paul has both the easiest and toughest task ahead. Easiest
because he can easily separate himself from the herd of right wing neo-con Republicans with crazy-brained unpopular policies but also hardest because he has to
somehow get those same folks to support him. The real dash for the center will begin after the parties officially decide their presidential nominee. |
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| LAURA INGRAHAM TOMB RAIDER - MY BUSH IS MISSING
Always his biggest and most loyal fan Laura Ingraham Tomb Raider suffered for six years right along with her hero George W. Bush as he was summarily exiled from
politics after a really rough two terms in office. And then she also felt his pain and humiliation as he came groveling out of the shadows paint brush in hand
like a rehabilitated mental patient. But he had his limits and begging forgiveness from his victims was a line he was not going to cross even on his bicycle. And
then suddenly he was gone like a puff of smoke. It seems not a single Republican wanted his help on the campaign trail and a heartbroken George apparently
wandered off into the sagebrush. Laura wears her "I Miss W" tee shirt and incredibly skin tight yoga pants in her search for W whom she affectionately calls "my
Bush" and now misses terribly. Unrated. |
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| EDWARD NORTON THE ANTIVIRUS The one thing
Norton knows is how to make the best antivirus drugs in the world but he's locked in a federal prison for criminal behavior. Now the government needs his help to
fight ebola but Norton demands a pardon in exchange for saving mankind. Dr. Ben Carson and Dr. Ron Paul do a fine job portraying doctors with the official
federal government emergency ebola patrol in this fast paced thriller. |
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| THE SHOESHINE BOYS In this follow up to Lee
Daniel's THE BUTLER Tracy Morgan takes a dramatic turn along with veteran actor Morgan Freeman as owners of the shoeshine stand that kept six President's shoes
shined. After Morgan's character is busted buying cocaine from a Republican Congressman former President George H.W. Bush pulls strings to get him a job
polishing shoes on the animatronic figures at his Presidential library at Texas A&M while his disappointed partner hangs up his shoe cloth. |
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| A PLACE FOR TURTLE The new MSDNC network shows
it's compassionate side with this heartwarming story about a subject that affects every family. After being forced into an unplanned retirement Turtle played
convincingly by Mitch McConnell struggles with depression when his former GOP best friends shun him like rotten hamburger and give him the Eric Cantor silent
treatment. When his Chinese cabbage patch dries up and he is told to move out his expensive digs none other than Alison Lundergan Grimes playing a kind
hearted woman who replaced Turtle at work takes it upon herself to find a lovely place for Turtle to retire. An inspiring friendship develops giving
hope to seniors who rated this movie overwhemingly positive. AARP recommended. |
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| GROUNDHOG DAY AGAIN In this new television
series John Boehner reprises his role as the official spokesman and designated super villain for the billionaire Koch Brothers and the right wing Republican
political establishment as they continue their quest for more and more power. Boehner's Washington D.C. conniving antihero character is no Kevin Spacey but his
improbable antics and drama are amusing enough despite the script and it's limitations repeating nearly unchanged every episode. |
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| THE TEXAS VIRUS Ripped from the headlines at
record speed this movie of the week on Texas BBS "We got the sauce" stations is a suspense packed drama. It starts at a private GOP fundraiser held at the
Alamo in San Antonio with some suspicious gulf shrimp dip. At first people felt euphoric and wrote checks for large donations but then when they started spitting
flames like butane lighters the Texas Haz-mat Volunteer All Stars were called. Within 5-7 days they responded but by then it was too late. |
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| THE FOX AND WOLF REPORT When framed
into an animal predator's point of view the news just makes more sense. It's a mammal's world out there and in that context all the world's violence, killing and
backbiting seem as normal as fleas on a ball-licking canine. From a four-legged critter's upskirt point of view what seems completely unnatural is bald bush
bimbos babbling about bombs, babies and breast implants. With a nosy reporter's nose nearer the ground the news has a more natural aroma. |
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| ISLAMIC STATE DANCE TROUPE Timed to coincide
with a PBS television special on American television the Islamic State Dance Troupe plans a 14 city tour of the United States in early 2015. However, if these
dancers seem a bit optimistic about their American welcome in recent widely circulated promotional videos the disconnect is exactly the cultural divide the
Islamic State dancers hope to bridge. Their mission as they see it is to help Americans avoid violent death by turning to the beliefs of the Islamic State. |
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| TEXAS HOMELAND Wendy Davis stars in this
exciting new action drama series from Texas BBS "We got the sauce!". Standing up against the Texas Taliban was thought to be nearly impossible but this is one
tough Texas lady. In the first episode alone she drop kicks more than a dozen old boy Texas bigots in the ball sacks leaving them bleating like beef calves in a
butcher's barn. Wendy Davis believes the Texan Taliban's womenfolk may have tired of second class citizenry and might burn their burkas if for no other reason
but to annoy their lazy sons a bitch husbands. Davis is fierce and charismatic and the Texas BBS network has scored again. |
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| BUBBLE TROUBLE In an all out panic fearing gay
marriage and ebola a Texas GOP Congressman played by Louie Gohmert apparently causes his own demise. After retreating to his specially designed radiation and
virus proof safety pod inside the Gohmertville water tower Louie stays submerged too long and psychedelic hallucinations take over his thought process. Bob Dole
makes a surprise appearance as GOD and is not happy with Louie and some of his recent homophobic and racist comments. |
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| BLACK PANZERS This new weekly action series is
an inside look at the fictional inner workings of super villain Rupert Murdoch and his insidious plot to turn back time. The Black Panzers were created to put
two black faces and a sexy hot white female body on his personal racial and political beliefs. Using modern psychiatric and advertising techniques the Black
Panzers strike with military precision at any hint of resistance to the goal of minority voter suppression and the elimination of basic civil rights. Flashbacks
to when the boy Murdoch hunted aboriginal peoples for sport provide insight into the fascinating mind of an evil mad man. Check your local listings. |
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John Boehner
George W. Bush
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
FOX News
Newt Gingrich
Mike Huckabee
Darrell Issa
Bobby Jindal
Koch Brothers
Rush Limbaugh
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
National Rifle Association
President Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
Mitt Romney
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
Uncle Sam
U.S. Supreme Court
Allen West
Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
