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 | TRUMP MED Donald Trump plays a billionaire tycoon who establishes his own medical center for
the purpose of collecting his and only his sperm and establishing a high-end resale market for it. After an IPO investors and speculators quickly buy up the Trump
sperm which is then stored in the world's finest state-of-the-art cold storage.
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| DIE COUCH DEATHMATCH Due to a quirk in the time machine technology time travel reverses the
aging cycle and all time travel combatants arrive as babies. And for decades many babies have tried but all have failed in the effort to dethrone Baby
Hitler from his championship title of all-time world's most notorious fascist baby.
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| TRUMPO An Emmy winning reality TV star gets blue balled by his first two wives who dislike
his liberal political beliefs. After the second divorce Trumpo turns conservative and for his next bride buys an enslaved Eastern European girl for $18 million
establishing a new sale price record at a secret private human trafficking auction in Paris.
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| THE KILLING FIELD The long awaited sequel to the 1989 hit movie FIELD OF DREAMS has finally
arrived but there is no Kevin Costner or James Earl Jones and the story suffers from their absence. What was a heartfelt baseball story has turned into a brutal
slasher/snuff film. Basically they walk into the cornfield and die. Rated R
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| ICIS After a kill count nearing 100 the NCIS Los Angeles team is finished for the season so
the crew temporarily moves to Iowa for a non-lethal assignment doing political opposition research. Only 9 episodes will be filmed highlighting the
dirty laundry investigations of the major Republican and Democratic Presidential candidates.
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| WAR FOR ELEPHANTS A despondent veterinary student from Wharton joins a circus and helps
raise a rare albino meat-eating elephant for a cruel circus master with a German accent. After killing the circus master and having sex with his wife the student
leads the albino and all the other circus elephants in a violent war-like rampage.
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| BARKLASH A cocaine addicted restaurant owner facing bankruptcy erroneously blames his
financial woes on Muslim refugees who recently moved into his lower Michigan neighborhood. He hires an unemployed alcoholic black man who lives in the alley by the
diner's dumpster to intimidate harass and yell racist insults at Muslim customers.
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| CRUZLANDER After finishing the prison sentences they received at the end of their first film
these preening clueless male models set their sights and selfies on a much larger catwalk to pose from. The duo hilariously spend days discussing wardrobe and
rehearsing Presidential poses for photos to be taken in the White House once elected.
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| CARSON'S LITTLE PILLS Billed as an "Inspiring Story of Christ and Capitalism" TV Guido says
even Jesus would pass on this stinker. A Bible-thumping capitalist politician has a vision and uses PAC millions to buy an established laxative brand. By raising
the price per pill he funds a Bible-themed luxury yacht and Miami estate. |
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| SYRIANS IN SYRACUSE A flamboyant local luxury car dealer played well by Donald Trump and his
general sales manager played by Chris Christie go berserk as part of an ill-conceived Republican political strategy after two Syrian refugee orphans arrive. "What
the hell do we need them here for? They won't buy cars. They're worthless". |
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| FOREIGN POLICY TELEVISION After 45 years of foreign policy advice to
the elite and government the original editorial board is now only two men and they're both over 85 years old. In a candid series of interviews they admit they're
afraid to die because they've seen no sign of intelligence from any GOP foreign policymaker this century. |
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| LOVE BOAT TO FANTASY CUBA In what sounds like a pleasure cruise on the Love Boat quickly
deteriorates into a low budget gripe session of supposed 80 year old Cuban born Americans complaining about something from 60 years ago interspersed with nostril
hair close-ups and concerned reaction shots by Cruz, Carson and Rubio. |
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| ABC ALL BEN CARSON WEEK Suddenly Ben Carson is popping up everywhere and seems to be cast
in every new film and TV show coming out. It's like Shark Week only it's All Ben Carson week. He's making hay while the sun shines and just landed the
another plum role opposite Nefertiti in NEFERTITI HIP HOP QUEEN OF THE NILE. |
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| BAR RESCUE DIRECTOR'S CUT You won't see any of the unedited scenes from BAR RESCUE DIRECTOR'S
CUT on regular TV because it's way too raunchy for broadcast even on basic cable. Tons of shitfaced drunk and horny women and the director's favorite a drunken
politician trying to pick a fight with the show's host and star. |
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| DEPORTATION FORCE In what analysts expect to be the runaway box office champion for the
entire year Donald Trump's magnum opus DEPORTATION FORCE has drawn huge interest and future ticket sales are setting records. Also stars Geraldo Rivera, Salma Hayek
and 7'9" Chinese athlete Sun Ming Ming as fugitive illegal aliens. |
| DEPORTATION FORCE Within months after his rise to power Darth Trump assembles a 66,000 man
deportation force including the entire ROTC class from Phoenix University. The force's first targets are celebrities and they quickly descend upon television
and motion picture studios to maximize publicity and instill terror in the fugitives. |
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| MINORITY REPORT 2 Tensions rise at CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia when
a majority of career officers see only an eight year old movie poster with Jet Li and Jackie Chan but identical twin PreCogs from the newly established Pre-Terror
division, played well in a dual role by Ben Carson, see something far more ominous. |
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| UN MARCO DE MADERA (a wooden frame) An underemployed theater arts graduate get his medical
marijuana card and starts to visit the county art museum in costume when things turn hallucinatory. Drawn deep into 1800's oil paintings Marco decides to enter
politics after lively conversations with important historical figures from the era. |
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| GOP SURVIVOR ISLAND 2016 Survivor Island for 2016 Republican candidates is the luxurious
Lighthouse Bay Resort where "survival" conditions normally go for $2400 per night. Still after several days on the island paradise all the men begin to bond while
Carly Fiorina somehow becomes less appealing with every bitter diatribe she spews. |
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| KILLING BILL Bill O'Reilly concludes his best-selling 33 book "Killing" series by scripting
his own demise including an unexpectedly dramatic surprise ending where Bill and Ted Williams emerge resuscitated from cryogenics preservation as team owner and
star player to lead the Boston Red Sox to a World Series victory and championship. |
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| HAMMER TIME Ben Carson plays Hammer, a poor Detroit kid who develops a pathological aversion
which makes him prone to violence including stabbing his friend and attacking his mother with a claw hammer. After an epiphany Hammer turns to music and dancing and
scores a Billboard number one hit with "U Can't Touch This". |
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| YOU HAVE A GRAIN Ben Carson displays all the skills of a master manipulator as he leads his
flock to a new precipice and leap into the white light of blind faith. The followers of Wonderben believe the unbelievable as a testament of their devotion to the
only proselytizer who softly leads them to both a stirring climax and a deep sleep. |
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| THE WORLD OF FINE SWINE After victories in the Grade One Oscar Mayer Turf Mile and the Farmer
John Breeders Cup Classic the bidding at a closed sale went through the roof as Porkstar was purchased for a high six-figures by the Donald Trump barn.
Porkstar with Trump riding will likely be the favorite for the 2016 Iowa Derby . |
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| DREAMS FROM MY FATHER Exhausted from being unable to sleep Benghur dozes off on duty just as
the black pharaoh Piye passes his guard post. As punishment Benghur is banished to the stone quarries where he chisels a series of best-selling
stone tablets and establishes a thriving skull drilling and mummification business. |
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| STAR DRECK The confident new commander of his own starship, the Trump Enterprise, must deal
with the rubbish of the galaxy and negotiate demands from an all too powerful and disingenuous Klingon warlord of a populous galaxy in the Fox constellation.
Features a scene-stealing performance by Shrek as the ship's chief engineer. |
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| PIZZA RAT Riding the updraft spiral of viral notoriety Pizza Rat lands his own major motion
picture deal after heeding the savvy advice of his Brooklyn flat roommate played by Donald Trump. Their adventures are a voyeurs delight as Pizza Rat
goes wherever New Yorkers eat pizza including the women's dormitory at Brooklyn College. |
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| Marijuana Users Win Elections!
Oregon, Alaska and Washington D.C. join
the states of Washington and Colorado. The big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where
voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana. The states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon
adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. Similar to Colorado new revenue raised from
sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be many millions of dollars per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will
be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants.
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| Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video. |
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