DailyRacingRag.com - November 2013

MY TWO GODS starring SARAH PALIN could simply be called a melodramatic sitcom or the first soap with a Pope. But a deeper message is here someplace. As the action starts Sarah has blurted out insulting tweets about how she was all taken aback by the new Pope sounding pretty damn liberal. When she gets some backlash she goes all public lovey dovey and exclaims her blessedness that her God allows her the FOX news platform to spread her message that she spreads. But then Byaaaang! the Pope fires off a Magna Carta size blast against evil global capitalism and evil international billionaires like her billionaire benefactor and a meltdown drama unfolds as an utterly rebuked Sarah searches desperately for something her fans might love to see her tweet.

DALLAS PAINTERS CLUB is a new feelgood historical rewrite movie that is as cozy and warm as a Prozac high with a Valium kicker. George Watercolor Bush after a stint in a Dallas hospital psychiatric ward discovers a hidden passion for painting. At first his paintings are primitive primal screams like Osama Bin Laden with a clown face but as his passion grows George starts painting his favorite dogs and people. George tells counselors painting has changed his life and especially his love life as painting Laura Bush in the nude has triggered erections like nothing seen since his college cheerleading days.

CHEERS 2 - CHEERING FOR OBAMACARE TO FAIL is a new drama series set to air on the FOX WHITE CHANNEL. After multiple crushing life events Ted played by Ted Cruz gets the old high school pep squad back together and creates some new cheers rooting for the collapse of America's healthcare system and for the painful death of everyone who ever wronged him in his unhappy life. Ruthie has also become similarly bitter and vindictive and after a third divorce bankrolls the project and buys snappy new uniforms and pom poms for the squad all with the intention of enlisting Ted for a secret and even more sinister plan.

WASHINGTON D.C. AFTER DARK with TREY RADEL is a hip new GOP Tea Party outreach program that's gone viral. You've never seen a D.C. show like this before as Hip Hop Host TREY RADEL is the man about town who knows how to party down. He can rap like Jay-Z on a Kool and the Gang remix while swigging Grey Goose in a wigged tricorn hat full of white wig powder. Radel has put the party back into Tea Party.

First run episodes of CHENEY FAMILY FEUD are only available by subscription on satellite dish but reruns are certain to go into syndication and rival the Kardashians especially in the next election cycle as Liz Cheney is trying to unseat an established conservative Republican by going total 90 degree right wing including bashing her lesbian sister Mary's lesbian marriage to score points with evangelicals.

Scandal Channel airs a new episode of their 50 WORST series franchise. This time the 50 list is made up of the 50 ALL TIME WORST POLITICAL ATTACK ADS including a bizarre attack ad aired against Rand Paul during Paul's Kentucky Senate campaign in 2010. The ad made mention of Paul's college years when he enjoyed booze, pretend kidnapping, kinky bondage and group sex all while smoking big bowls of Kentucky marijuana in a huge Aqua Buddha bong. Largely because the charges were true the ad campaign backfired and Rand Paul was elected to the United States Senate.

KRAUTHAMMER - SOUR ON EVERYTHING is a brand new cooking show from Charles Krauthammer to air twice weekly on the FAST FOOD CHANNEL. The premiere episode is dedicated to Krauthammer's signature Krauthammer Super Sour Sauerkraut Dog. Krauthammer is a certified sommelier of sour and claims to have not eaten anything sweet this century.

BREITBARTER CONSPIRACY THEORY MARKET will possibly debut on AFNC Apocalypse Financial News Channel from a clandestine online streaming location. Sources report you'll be able to stay up to the minute misinformed and make a handsome profit in the conspiracy theory futures market all under a clever tax-free avatar and cloaked account interface invisible to government surveillance.

BREITBARTER CONSPIRACY THEORY MARKET to debut on Apocalypse Financial News Channel

... OBAMA BORN IN KENYA 81.58 ... BIN LADEN ALIVE IN BENGHAZI 22.18 ... CHEMTRAILS ARE CAUCASIAN BIRTH CONTROL 31.75 ... FEMA CONTROLLED BY U.N. TROOPS 13.66 ... PUERTO RICO UNDER SHARIA LAW 8.89 ... SECRET FBI CONCENTRATION CAMP IN MONTANA 16.92 ... IOWA NATIONAL GUARD TO CONFISCATE FARM GUNS 38.88 ... 9/11 ILLUMINATI PLOT BY NEW WORLD ORDER 41.45 ... GOVERNMENT MIND CONTROL IN PSA ADS 58.57 ... FEDERAL RESERVE ATLANTIC CITY SHELL GAME 29.37 ... LIBERAL POPE DNC BODY DOUBLE 61.66 ... BREITBARTER IS YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY MARKETPLACE ...

MONKEYANGELO - THE CREATION OF GEORGE is the latest animated television cartoon from the Messianic Monkey Bible Institute (MMJBI), a curious jungle based sect of monks who believe monkeys were created by God before man. They believe their sacred Messianic Monkey Bible was stolen and destroyed to prevent the second coming of Monkeyangelo before the Rapture. Only on FOX RELIGION CHANNEL.

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TEXAS is a special TV series about the wonders of Texas and is set to debut on Texas BBS public television stations "We Got The Sauce" before Christmas or the Rapture whichever comes first. Texas has become the epicenter of Apocalyptic phenomena and the bizarre wonders of nature gone wild are found nearly everywhere in Texas. A heckuva lot of half-men and half-animal critters thrive in the many hot and hazardous hell hole sections of the state. Episode One finds an older and wiser Long Horn Perry annoyed to discover renegade Prairie Dog Cruz digging holes everywhere he likes to graze.

POLITICAL ANIMALS - FARM CHANNEL FUTURES REPORT latest edition says hog futures skyrocketed on the news that an adorable New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had been re-elected. Analysts are aware that Independents and Democrats love bacon because bacon makes everything more delicious or at the least more palatable. Conservative pork producers were not all happy however because the feral Chris Christie forages free range and outside the perimeter of the conservative hog farm cartel which is controlled by the powerful right wing tea party farm lobby.

LIZ AN DICK is a new unscripted reality series on Yangtime Television (check your local listings). Conservatives have found great success on the small screen with Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty and Lady Hoggers so it comes as no surprise that the Cheney's of Wyoming have finally landed a lucrative reality series of their own. With breathtaking mountain views in nearly every episode this series is sure to be a bust out hit.

POWER GIRL 2016 is from DNC Comics who jumped in and produced a new computer animated movie to fill a major void after several news networks backed out of producing competing mini-series biographies of Hillary Clinton fearing they would seem biased. The action calls for Hillary as the senior and beloved leader of the Power Girls to not only be elected as America's first female President but her crushing landslide victory also sweeps dozens of old boy legislators out of office to be replaced by Power Girls affiliated women.

The DAILY BAWLER just signed a development deal with the Koch brothers for a Saturday morning television program in a conservative tea party outreach effort aimed at pre-educating toddlers on issues of importance to a new generation of programmable conservative consumers. Sponsors include Koch owned manufacturers of ANGEL SOFT TOILET PAPER, QUILTED NORTHERN TOILET PAPER and SOFT 'N GENTLE TOILET PAPER.

Romney Popularity Plummets Out Of Orbit! Exiled landslide loser may join asteroid belt. Mitt Romney's popularity numbers have continued to fall like lead bricks since his humiliating defeat on election day. November 28, 2012. Astral Ejection News

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Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video.