DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

THE GRIM REAPER RETURNS The Grim Reaper as played by James Comey is a dark dark story because the reaper doesn't deliver flowers... just bad news. At six foot eight the imposing sight of death is enough to make one septuagenarian politician cry like a baby and send desperate needy Tweets.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

QUASI-NATIONAL EXPOSITOR - NOW ON TV EXPOSITOR debuts on TV with an in-depth expose of the romantic conquests of men using patented Swiss formula BALLBOOSTA. Beauty queens, fashion models, Russian prostitutes are all helpless to resist the omnipotent aura of masculine virility.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

THE AMERICANS KGB agents Kushnokov and Drumpf establish a back door channel of secure communication for the President to conspire secretly with the Russians but when Ivanka pulls clueless Top Bun aside to tell him he gets a four hour erection mistakenly thinking she wants to have anal sex.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

BEAT SEAN'S BULLSHIT In this new game show host Sean Hannity plays videos of himself reporting fake and false news stories. Contestants armed with buzzers score points by being the first to freeze the video tape every time Hannity makes another false statement or refers to any fake news story.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

BOW DOWN ASS CLOWN Top Bun makes billions of dollars in this episode but in his book the chapter on how to kneel was axed because it is his most top secret of secrets. Saudi TV mocks him claiming that when he was offered a billion dollar commission he knelt and went straight for the King's balls.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

THE CLOSER Every since the first time Daddy had sex with her he told her "If you want to be the richest woman in the world you can never give it away for free. Always get something in return." Now as an adult she's a real pro. Jared writes the deal. Ivanka closes the deal. Daddy takes the credit.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

DONALD J. TRUMP - TOP BUN America spread her legs wide not to merely be grabbed or groped but she longed for the manly thrusts of leadership he promised and with so much energy he seemed certain to be a helluva hayride. But then he whipped out a tiny little dick and took a piss on her pussy.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

THE WITCH HUNTER In the most anticipated new series of 2017 Robert Mueller stars as The Witch Hunter who comes out of retirement for his most difficult hunt yet as suspicions are high that an evil witch is occupying the White House backed by a horde of Russian demons and corrupted underlings.

DONNY JEAN - MAN OF MEATS This quirky short film from a Texas Aggie film student was inspired by a summer job at a Hormel meat packing plant. Veering from clay-mation stop action animation DONNY JEAN utilizes meat-mation technology to create a hilariously lethal bird attack on the 18th green.

THE BAD SEED This was Top Bun's first movie role and and this special 50th anniversary edition has been digitally enhanced for clarity. TV Guido says the most fascinating thing is that Top Bun has been playing basically the exact same character for 50 years and over 300 movie and television roles.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SUMMER previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

ABOVE THE LAW Top Bun gets drunk on power and starts auditioning sycophants seeking positions as federal judge appointees. After watching an episode of BULL on CBS he builds a mock courtroom and holds mock trials to determine if any of his potential appointees might ever rule against him.

PAYDAY Top Bun invites the Russians to bring their monthly payment by the oval office as he has some terrific inside information on a huge international corporate merger that could net Trump Enterprises nearly two billion dollars at a cost of 1000 dead American allied soldiers fighting in Syria and Iraq.

SUN UP with TRUMP TMN joins the crowded morning TV show market with a new show featuring Donald Trump eating breakfast in the White House and watching all of the other morning TV shows in real time. It's especially entertaining when Donnie inevitably throws his cereal bowl at the television.

DOLT 45 - BOOT LICKER Episode One finds Milwaukee's Sheriff Clarke high on Dolt 45 and scrambling frantically to lick every boot in the White House hoping for a long shot appointment to the position of FBI Director. As his hopes fade he fantasizes of leading a massive new federal deportation force.

WOMEN WHO WORK In exchange for several product placements in key scenes Ivanka Trump was able to finance, executive produce, direct and star in her first major film role without investing any Trump money. Based on her best-selling book she closes big money deals with a little blue helper.

2 RICH GIRLS Millions of Americans sacrificed their healthcare so these girls could go shopping but they find some terrific deals in this new comedy starring Caitlyn Jenner and Melania Trump. Episode One finds the girls shopping for spring and summer styles in a cash-fueled fashion fling in France.

PODCAST After retired Lt. Gen Mike Flynn is sentenced to federal prison for lying about his involvement with Russian intelligence agents he starts a new career and his own podcast talking about prison life and world affairs. Tensions mount when a few of his comments offend the other prisoners.

S P E C I A L R E P O R T S

Greg Abbott Michele Bachmann Steve Bannon Haley Barbour Joe Biden Marsha Blackburn John Boehner Mike Bloomberg John Bolton Scott Brown Cliven Ammon Ryan Bundy George W. Bush Jeb Bush Herman Cain Eric Cantor Ben Carson Lincoln Chafee Jason Chaffetz Liz & Dick Cheney Chris Christie James Comey John Cornyn Tom Cotton Ann Coulter Hillary Clinton Ted Cruz Mitch Daniels Wendy Davis Jim Demint Joni Ernst Carly Fiorina Mike Flynn FOX News Game Of Thrones Newt Gingrich Rudy Giuliani Louie Gohmert Trey Gowdy Lindsey Graham Michael Grimm Nikki Haley Dennis Hastert Mike Huckabee Jon Huntsman Illuminati Laura Ingraham Darrell Issa Bobby Jindal Gary Johnson John Kasich John Kerry Koch Brothers Charles Krauthammer Rush Limbaugh Susana Martinez John McCain Kevin McCarthy Mitch McConnell Pat McCrory Rupert Murdoch National Rifle Association Grover Norquist Barack Obama Matin O'Malley Bill O'Reilly Sarah Palin Tim Pawlenty Rand Paul Ron Paul Mike Pence Rick Perry Reince Priebus Vladimir Putin Harry Reid Condoleeza Rice Phil Robertson Mitt Romney Karl Rove Marco Rubio Paul Ryan Bernie Sanders Rick Santorum Steve Scalise Rick Scott Jeff Sessions Jill Stein John Thune Tea Party Donald Trump Uncle Sam U.S. Supreme Court Scott Walker Jim Webb Allen West Westworld

Daily Racing Rag 1279 Prior Posts!

April 2017 (10) March 2017 (19) February 2017 (25) January 2017 (29) December 2016 (26) November 2016 (17) October 2016 (22) September 2016 (18) August 2016 (24) July 2016 (13) June 2016 (12) May 2016 (14) April 2016 (13) March 2016 (26) February 2016 (20) January 2016 (33) December 2015 (20) November 2015 (28) October 2015 (22) September 2015 (13) August 2015 (17) July 2015 (18) June 2015 (29) May 2015 (13) April 2015 (14) March 2015 (20) February 2015 (18) January 2015 (17) December 2014 (19) November 2014 (14) October 2014 (19) September 2014 (13) August 2014 (16) July 2014 (15) June 2014 (17) May 2014 (15) April 2014 (17) March 2014 (10) February 2014 (2) January 2014 (4) December 2013(16) November 2013(14) October 2013(19) September 2013(13) August 2013(21) July 2013(18) June 2013 (8) May 2013(15) April 2013(17) March 2013 (9) February 2013 (3) January 2013 (6) December 2012(11) November 2012(17) October 2012(22) September 2012(23) August 2012(26) July 2012(20) June 2012(15) May 2012(16) April 2012(16) March 2012(16) February 2012(18) January 2012(22) December 2011(30) November 2011(13) October 2011(16) September 2011(30) August 2011(13) July 2011 (1) June 2011 (2) May 2011 (1) April 2011 (1) March 2011 (2) February 2011(11) January 2011 (4) December 2010(12) November 2010(25) October 2010(26)