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 | PAT McCRORY starring in REPUBLICAN BATHROOM COP 59 year-old NC Governor Pat
McCrory lands his first big screen role playing twin brothers. Pat is a Charlotte bathroom cop and Patty is a transgender receptionist at a tobacco
distribution company. Pat simplifies his duties to asking for proof of penis until Patty confronts him. |
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| BERNIE SANDERS, SUSAN SARANDON and BEYONCE starring in WALK THIS WAY Just as
the High Sparrow played by Bernie Sanders is about order Beyonce as the Queen Bee to begin her walk of atonement he reconsiders and announces they
will instead produce an eleven part television mini-series about the Faith Militant. |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in TAX CHEETO Donald Trump plays a television reality
star of a hit show titled "The Cheetos" about a family of very orange people when he figures out he can pocket a lot of extra money by falsifying the
multitude of cheese purchase orders and funneling phony invoices through a fake offshore cheese company. |
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| BERNIE SANDERS and RALPH NADER starring in LEMONADE The film is divided into
eleven segments: Intuition, Denial, Anger, Apathy, Emptiness, Accountability, Reformation, Forgiveness, Resurrection, Hope and Redemption as two
75 year-old white guys experience an encyclopedia of emotions discussing their past decisions. |
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| DONALD TRUMP and SHELDON ADELSON starring in GOP HANGOVER
A billionaire wakes up with no memory after a huge Las Vegas birthday bash only to discover he pledged $100 million on a dare to finance the
Republican political candidacy of a talking chicken just to prove how easily many Republican voters can be manipulated. |
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| BERNIE SANDERS and SUSAN SARANDON starring in THE BERNIE HORROR PICTURE SHOW
An elderly couple is stranded after their Volkswagen bus breaks down in an isolated area and they must pay a call to the bizarre residence of
a prominent deposed socialist dictator where they decide to form a progressive rock band. |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in JOHN MILLER Transported to the planet Barsoom a
entrepreneur and real estate investor discovers a barren planet inhabited by 5-foot tall Republicans. Finding himself a mind master of these
creatures he acquires a knack for impersonating John Carter a political candidate in desperate need of a publicist. |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in PIMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE President Trump draws
both criticism and praise when names his son as Secretary Of State who then fires the entire diplomatic corps and replaces them with high-end
prostitutes who have sparkling personalities. I know what world leaders want. Believe me. That I can say. |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in SECRETS Trump reprises his role from the 2004 movie
with even more chilling revelations. "I have eight lifetime achievement awards. The original owners are dead." "I use shark meat for tuna fish." "I
once gave a dime to a homeless woman. She died before she could spend it." "Stephen King is afraid of me". |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in SINALOA TACO SALAD A practical joke turns into
serious drama when a billionaire's personal Mexican chef makes a pointed joke with a Sinaloa Taco Salad created for Cinco de Mayo. Not amused the
billionaire played well by Donald Trump fires the chef and has his wife and 21 of their cousins deported. |
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| STALLONE and TRUMP starring in GREED Stallone takes a break from living large
in his Italian villa when his old pal offers him five million bucks to train him for a boxing match. When told he looks like an old woman in the
boxing ring a smug Trump replies he gets to fight in the billionaire division. Mostly a bunch of really old guys believe me. |
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| BERNIE SANDERS starring as INDIANA SANDERS Bernie gets all excited when after
a lifetime of often fruitless efforts he suddenly finds himself just inches from procuring the golden idol he has searched for so passionately for
so long. He hesitates realizing an unseen security apparatus has guarded the treasure for many decades. |
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| TED CRUZ starring in RESURRECTED The day of wakening finally arrives and
Rafael Snow can hear the resurrection of his brother Jon occurring in the next room. Rafael briefly comes back to life but his resurrection goes
unnoticed and he suddenly dies forever when the Red Woman tumbles off the balcony outside his door. |
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| DONALD TRUMP starring in ARMY OF THE BRAIN DEAD When it's this cold nobody
does a lot of thinking. Believe me. So now we're gonna lead this terrific army of the dead a really terrific army and take back Westeros. We're gonna
win like you have never seen and we're gonna make Westeros great and totally dead again. That I can say. |
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John McCain
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Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
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Marco Rubio
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