|Marco's Wish Might Come True! Lord Romney may select Bush family protege for VP role! Marco Rubio of Florida is also known as the "Little Brown Bush" because he is entirely the political creation of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush. Marco Rubio for Vice President is the same as putting another Bush on the Presidential ticket and that delights the New World Order crowd of filthy rich billionaires who never tire of getting exactly what they want. Like Pinocchio, Marco Rubio is one small wood-colored boy who wished to his lucky stars for his dream to become a real Bush family member and those wishes may yet come true. May 31, 2012. Make-A-Wish Monthly|
|Mitt Romney Has A Birther Defect! Lord Romney afraid to go under the knife and remove cancerous talking tumor! Lord Mitt Romney is paralyzed with fear at the thought of offending or angering his lecherous alter ego and malignant billionaire sidekick and fundraiser. Trump continues to rant about Obama's birth certificate despite sounding ridiculous. Trump also said Anne Romney has a nice butt and a great pair of legs while looking down her blouse and pressing his face against her blonde hair. May 29, 2012. CONS.com|
|Remember This On Memorial Day! Mitt Romney was a draft dodging coward! Romney evaded the draft by spending 30 months during the middle of the Vietnam war bicycling around France enjoying croissants and sleeping in a palatial Mormon-owned mansion in Paris with stained glass windows, chandeliers, an extensive art collection, a chef and a personal servant. It is unknown how many Mormons Mitt made but Mitt can now order fine food in perfect French while professing his great patriotism and love of the same American military he fled to France from in order to avoid military service. A blatant coward and extreme hypocrite, Mitt Romney did not return from France until it was certain he would not be drafted into military service. May 28, 2012. Le French Gourmet Gazetteer|
|FOX News Names Lord Romney American Idol! Official GOP propaganda and utter bullshit network embraces Rupert Murdoch's new bitch. Lord Romney can't sing but he can tell bald faced lies as fast and as frequently as any FOX news personality and that pleases billionaires who maintain their power by keeping voters ignorant, making them red hot angry and then misdirecting their rage for the benefit and amusement of those same billionaires. Rupert Murdoch can't stop laughing about how goddam stupid television viewers are and he never tires of manipulating their little tiny brains in accordance with any whim that crosses his sick mind. All FOX news personalities and contributors owe their careers and paychecks to their ability to tell endless lies that boost ratings and amuse Rupert Murdoch. Lord Mitt Romney cannot get elected without the massive help of FOX news which further delights Murdoch to no end. May 26, 2012. Fox Fabulous Fables|
|Romney Trained Other Dogs! Dog groomer claims Romney is serial bad habit dog trainer. Romney has said all along that dogs seem to enjoy riding on the roofs of moving vehicles. Now with these new revelations that there were several more dogs nobody is certain how many of Mitt Romney's dogs have gone airborne on the Interstate. A confidential unsigned affidavit from an anonymous dog groomer says she's never seen a family go through so many dogs. May 21, 2012. Daily Dog Groomer|
|Romney "Can't Recall" Leading Gay Bashing Assault! Five witnesses verified that 18 year-old Romney was a homophobic bully who led a group of prep school thugs in forcibly holding down one student with dyed blond hair and hacking his hair off with scissors. The student was suspected of being gay. The incident would be prosecuted as a felony assault and battery if it occurred today but Lord Mitt Romney now laughs about it saying the he "can't recall" that assault and besides he was young and so he "apologized" if while 18 year-old men his age were fighting and dying in Vietnam he was a spoiled filthy rich bully boy involved in a few "stupid pranks" that are now considered felonies. May 20, 2012. read more|
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|Rove Tries To Buy Black Vote! Karl Rove needs a popular black celebrity. Cee-Lo says no. Republicans do not have a single black pop culture celebrity on their team so after Rove saw an episode of "The Voice" he made contact with Cee-Lo Green who is the show's black celebrity singing contest judge. Rove lavished a foot-long sandwich and boat ride on Cee-Lo in the seemingly futile attempt to buy a celebrity black vote and score a propaganda coup. President Obama is still favored among blacks by more than a 10 to 1 margin.
May 19, 2012. Creative Fundraiser Daily
|GOP SuperPAC Ads Pure Bull Crap! Karl Rove lies like a stinking pile of pure propaganda. The architect behind the George W. Bush campaign and Bush's dismal failed Presidency is already hugely responsible for the extreme negative tone of politics in America. But Rove feels he hasn't finished his mission to completely drag the country into cowshit. Patriots should pray to God for the sake of America that this destructive wicked anti-American mercenary politico is sent out to permenant pasture soon.
May 18, 2012. Creative Fundraiser Daily
| "Born In The USA" Wows AGT Judges! "America's Got Talent" inspired by Springsteen classic rock anthem. President Obama has been secretly practicing his guitar licks for months ever since seeing Bruce Springsteen in concert. The AGT judges had been expecting a soulful Al Green tune but were immediately delighted when the President came out rocking with "Born in the USA" and totally blown away when Obama pulled off a tasty Hawaiian steel guitar riff in the middle of a smoking hot rock guitar solo. Vice President Joe Biden, who was present in the studio audience, said "Wow. This guy is amazing!"
May 15, 2012. TV Talent Daily
| Romney In Marriage Of Convenience On Wedge Issue! Panders to right wingers by opposing gay rights. Lord Mitt Romney routinely takes positions on both sides of every issue. But Republican conservatives aren't excited about Mitt so Mitt went begging for their approval and opposed gay rights harshly. Lord Romney appeared in a royal robe at Jerry Falwell's former tax dodge university to announce God is on Romney's side no matter what Romney has said before or what Romney will say tomorrow.
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|Obama Announces Support Of Same Sex Marriage! President says even young Republican college students agree. Obama's announcement gives hope to all gays and lesbians as well as a generation of young Republicans disgusted by the statements of belligerent homophobic older Republicans. The political gain for the President is arguably good in some states but no help at all in many others. May 9, 2012 Bi Party Sun News|
|GOP Offers Something For Almost Everyone! Republicans appeal to base (instincts). Republicans are going all out with new ads meant to counter the clear facts proving the GOP is anti-women, anti-minority, anti-student, anti-gay and anti-labor by appealing to voters lowest common denominators and establishing subliminal propaganda beacons aimed at self-destructive people who can be prodded and manipulated into voting against themselves in fits of madness and self-hatred come election day. For example, greedy people can easily relate to Mitt Romney, the face of greed. The Republican party has a virtual monopoly on poster boys for all seven of the deadly sins so common in humankind. But the GOP alone will turn those egregious sins and sinners into assets in their ongoing successful effort to brainwash and stupefy millions of undereducated Americans.
May 8, 2012. Deadly Sins Daily
|Lord Romney Ready For Battle! Romney and Republicans certain to start new war if elected. Lord Mitt Romney often takes a backward belligerent stance towards foreign nations because it makes him feel manly like an Old Spice sailor. A young Mitt Romney showed his cowardice by dodging the Vietnam War and fleeing to France on a mission to convert French girls into Mormons. He lived in luxury at a mansion in Paris and only returned to America when he was no longer in danger of being drafted. Like other draft dodgers turned warmongers a President Romney will be itching to prove himself a manly man's man by forcing a hostile showdown somewhere in the world and ordering his first kill.
May 7, 2012. Mitt Makeover Monthly
|This Time It's The Planet! President Obama is moving "Forward" to save mankind. The President's new campaign slogan for 2012 is "Forward" because America needs to face the future and be prepared for everything imaginable. Mitt Romney ridiculed the President's campaign slogan because it's been used before in many campaigns and also in many different languages. Lord Romney insists his campaign jingle and slogan of "I'm A Really Rich Guy" will appeal to greedy Republicans, Independents and Democrats who wish they were really rich too. "Reverse" is already the official slogan of Tea Party Republicans in the House of Representatives.
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|"Not Fit" In UK "Perfect Fit" At FOX
"Willful Blindness" replaces FOX NEWS "Fair and Balanced" motto.
Australian-born gossip publisher and NewsCorp media mogul Rupert Murdoch also owns the Wall Street Journal and employs Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin and Karl Rove in his endless efforts to bully, tear down and drag America into some nightmare version of an ultra conservative hell hole. "Not A Fit Person" Murdoch owns the GOP propaganda machine and insults the intelligence of all Americans while making ball-licking lap dogs of GOP politicians. May 3, 2012 read more
|Lord Mitt Romney says "Of Course" He'd Have Freed The Slaves!
"Even Jimmy Carter would have done that."
In a startling spasm of hubris Lord Mitt Romney continued his presumptuous delusional self-aggrandizement saying "Of Course" he'd have made the decision to go get Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan and added "Of Course" he'd have won World War I, ended the Great Depression and dropped the bomb to end World War II. And finally with his best Reaganesque head turn and smile, "Of Course" he'd have told those Russians to tear down that wall.
May 1, 2012 Mormon Gardens read more
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Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert. Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then... Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video.