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 | TRUMPOLOGY Developed by Donald J. Trump, Trumpology is a religion that offers
a complete and certain understanding of the your victim's true gullible nature and their relationship to selfishness, dysfunctional family,
hatefulness and all low life forms thus entitling you to both winning all the time and virtually being your own Supreme Being. |
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| INDECENT PROPOSAL Katrina Hurricane plays a bright and attractive young
political science graduate who is hired to work for a Presidential candidate but soon becomes his mistress and cunningly a close confidant of his
spouse. When a mysterious billionaire threatens to expose their affair Katrina offers discreet sex to keep him quiet. |
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| THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS This new eagerly anticipated production set off a
bidding war as reviews have been mostly raves especially for newcomer actress Katrina Hurricane. Her role as the sexy seductress double agent who
bends the highest and mightiest of the political universe to her ever changing whims and desires is irresistible. |
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| THE FORGER A talented politician and secret art forger played by Ted Cruz
makes enough illicit money from forgeries of nude masterpieces that he hires five nude models on a permanent basis and they all become his lovers.
When a difficult political situation arises he is forced to deny sleeping with the five women in order to save his career. |
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| WIFE WARS The original concept was for a game show where candidates would
participate in penis measuring contests as well as MAN SHOW style hi-jinks but as public taste changes rapidly formerly taboo concepts are now
acceptable. With the wives involved a whole new category of sexist wife vs. wife comparisons can be expected. |
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| EGGS IN A CASKET They don't really like him but he is rich so he must be
smart they figure. He says he is smart. He has a trophy wife. Still he says a lot of things they aren't so sure of but nobody would tell that many
lies, would they? Then he said he didn't want their money but no one was surprised when he gladly took it anyway. |
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| THE GRADUATES Based on a true story. It is the summer of 2008 when three
friends get pink slips and join the ranks of the unemployed. But they have a plan so they scrape together every last dollar and enroll
at Trump University. Gradually their investment becomes a complete loss save for pity donations they earn as panhandlers. |
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| OBSESSION DEEP DESIRES A psychologically penetrating series of candid
celebrity interviews. One of the best has Donald Trump revealing his romance secrets. Trust me. I cherish women. But when you meet a boner maker with
a terrific rack and rear you have to treat her like a dog. Believe me. Like a dog. That I can say. Absolutely. |
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| THE TRUMP RIOTS Netflix has another blockbuster in this seven part
mini-series starring Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Gary Busey, Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Scott Baio. Tensions build for months and record-setting
summer heat pushes people to the breaking point as violence erupts before the GOP convention doors are even opened. |
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| TALKING TATS In yet another spin-off E Network reality series noted
politically conservative celebrity commentator Caitlyn Jenner invites other upper income conservatives and tattoo aficionados to her luxury estate for
intimate poolside discussions about where to get the latest Donald Trump tattoo permanently inked onto your body for life. |
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| MAKE AMERICA 8 AGAIN His cousin was lucky. I saw the whole thing. Believe me
I'm not gonna mess with that kid. Believe me. I put him in charge of the fourth grade. Okay? I put him in charge of the fourth grade. By the way I've
received great credit for that. Just in case you missed it. Which is likely. I'm just saying. Hey. I'm just saying. |
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| MAKE AMERICA EAT AGAIN Donald Trump resumes his award winning role as Top
Bun. Without even waiting for an election Top Bun announces he has been elected Commander In Chef and orders his U.S. Secretary of Meats Chris
Christie to take aggressive actions aimed at countering a decline in sales of Trump Premium Steaks. |
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| SNOW JOB This new millennial pandering film features Donald Snow played by
Donald Trump as a fast-talking con man who is to talking snow jobs what Snoop Dog was to Hip Hop. Nothing melts Donald Snow's cold cold heart and any
questions to his many cons quickly gets the questioner shoved right off the Donald Snow snowmobile. |
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| DRUMPF HUNDE DES HASSES - TRUMP HOUNDS OF HATE A popular German TV show about
animals focuses on the Drumpf Hund (Trump hound). This extremely vicious breed was first documented in Bavaria in the late 1600's and bred almost
exclusively for the purpose of use in often lethal battles with enemies of their owners. |
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| THE SCHLONGING A group of 16 Republican politicians are traveling together
when a sudden blizzard forces them to wait out the storm in the same roadside motel. Without his usual luxury accommodations one candidate named
Donald Trump gets cabin fever and butchers all but one surviving and terrified politician named Ted Cruz. |
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| CURB YOUR LACK OF ENTHUSIASM New drama based on a true story. With brutal
honesty the Elizabeth Warren branch of the left wing of the Democratic party tells the Bernie Sanders branch of the left wing crowd it was foolish
and a guaranteed loser to self-identify as a pariah radical socialist instead of a FDR New Deal Democrat. |
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| SUPER SLEEPER AGENTS Recognizing the intentional dumbing down of the American
population visionary evildoer lil' putin sent super sexy super sleeper agents to marry pop culture giants like Kanye West, Donald Trump and other
celebrities knowing one of those icons was certain to become the American President someday. |
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| LUCIFER For centuries Lucifer had ruled Hell with the appropriate amount of
evil until one day he got bored and decided to take a vacation in New York City. With new found enthusiasm and energy Lucifer decides to run for
President to increase his market share of departing souls and keep his minions fully occupied with evil and torture. |
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| THE DEAD POOL Just a few months ago the Florida sunshine seemed to
have his name on it because his prospects were so bright but as the disappointments came one after another so did the crocodiles. Daily they seemed
to gather in increasing numbers as if they could smell blood in the water weeks before his day of reckoning arrived. |
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| CARTOON BUFFOON PLATOON Cartoon Channel launches a timely new series
about what else but a cartoon Donald Trump based on his appearance as seen on THE SIMPSON'S TV show. Cartoon Trump makes a huge and comical effort to
enlist as many as 200 different cartoon characters from the past 100 years of animated cartoons. |
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| BERNIE SANDERS FAREWELL CONCERT on PBS This concert was not something Bernie
or his supporters ever wanted to see but at least the all-star line up of world class fat lady singers really are something special. These ladies
through the human magic of their incredible voices emote inspiration and passion even in crushing defeat. |
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| TRUMP PUMP from the producers of JOY Within days of withdrawing from a brutal
political contest a billionaire entrepreneur and reality television star is back on TV selling multiple new products including the red tinted Trump
Pump. Trump appears as himself and reveals a mother lode of secret fun facts about the sex life of a billionaire. |
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| MASTADON Years after the collapse and destruction of a civilized America a
murderous and racist mad man played perfectly by Donald Trump still bullies the populace he hasn't murdered into total mindless submission by using
any and all evil tactics as necessary. In a truly dreary and horrific vision of the future there is no hope for humanity. |
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| IT TAKES A THIEF In the 1980's he lived large and was content stealing the
finest jewels and having them remade into new pieces which he then insured and had stolen yet again to collect the insurance money but with age came
wisdom and the knowledge he could make an easy $10 million by selling fake diplomas to a fake university. |
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| VEGAS JACKASS JACKPOT From the producers of WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT. When
reporters go undercover in blue collar downtown Las Vegas to find out what is so appealing about a certain billionaire demagogue they find slot
machines that award endless jackpots of Keystone Light 30 packs for lining up three Donald kissy faces. |
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| CSI - ELECTION CAMPAIGN FRAUD SQUAD In a sequel to ANCHOR BABY the
action picks up with now grown baby Marco serving the whims of the wealthiest citizens of Florida and then he goes to Washington D.C. where
to the perverse delight of his benefactors he champions the cause of denying citizenship to future anchor babies. |
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