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 | BOEHNER'S BEACH This new Lifeline movie starts
with John Boehner telling two Latino's lobbyists to piss off by saying "su problema es no mi problema". A spiteful Boehner then leaves Washington D.C on a five
week vacation without implementing action on the border crisis or immigration reform and heads for a private casino resort in the Caribbean to get drunk on rum,
gamble and carouse with gorgeous Hispanic party girls. After being a complete dick for days the soothing tropical ocean breezes start to mellow Boehner and he
becomes fond of one of the female staff despite her constant begging for immigration assistance for her niece who is a refugee being held in Texas. Incredible
sex has a soul-searching Boehner feeling like a new man but he wonders how he can continue his current despicable and dishonest role in American politics. |
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| ADVENTURES OF TURBO CRUZ is a new show
to debut on the new FOX BROWN CHANNEL for Latinos. Rupert Murdoch knows Latinos are more interested in chihuahua dog stories than anything on earth and that
Latinos also think Cuban-Canadian-American Ted Cruz is the most important Latino in America. Bingo! It didn't take long for the new FOX BROWN executives in their
first decision to order up a season full of episodes filmed in Mexico and dubbed in English with a Spanglish accent. Taco Cartel immediately signed on as a
signature sponsor and their ads will appear in all promotions and product placements will become one of the running gags on this muy loco and muy funny
new comedy show that features a spunky talking two-legged chihuahua who gets around with toy wheels from a Fisher-Price helicopter. |
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| COUGAR DELTA FORCE is a new show
that begins with tension heightened by extreme music and deliberate drama as if life and death were at stake but the action is closer to Storage
Wars as Sarah Palin has apparently spent hundreds of thousands of dollars buying and assembling an arsenal of obsolete weapons of war including missiles and a
Korean War era missile launcher at a secret location the show does not reveal. The good part of the show is when Sarah takes a nap after a rigorous
workout and then in a weekly fantasy dream sequence Super Sarah, leader of the awesome Cougar Delta Force, takes on and obliterates the world's most evil
villains. |
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| REPUBLICAN ROCKSTAR This new show
involves nationally well known Republicans competing for the title of Republican Rockstar and a two million dollar campaign slush fund disguised as a tax
exempt charitable non profit. The question the show asks is America knows they can talk but can they rock? Sadly after watching previews the answer may be
hell no and a better question is what the hell were the producers thinking? So we asked and the producers explained that singing contests and
talent shows have become a dime a dozen and nobody wants to see another nobody suck and fail miserably. What people want to see are rich and famous people with
gigantic egos suck and fail miserably. That sounds like a terrific idea on paper but it hurts the ears to listen to and we hate to be a buzz kill of our own idea
but this show is going nowhere. |
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| SUSANA MARTINEZ - RECORD RACK As Koch
Industries highest paid employee in New Mexico Susana Martinez still finds time to be New Mexico's Republican Governor. At the direction of the billionaire
Koch Brothers she's made great progress in her mission to destroy labor unions, weaken worker safety rules, gut environmental regulations, stifle investigations
into police department murder squads and stand by while wildfires burned one eighth of the state after cutbacks to fire departments. She is widely despised in New
Mexico but the Kochs love her dearly and therefore the entire national Republican party loves her. Her new Latino music DJ show aims to capitalize on that
obligatory popularity outside of New Mexico and who knows she may have a chance as a potential GOP Vice Presidential optic in the 2016 Sarah Palin
slot. This week DJ Susana spins the calypso party music of El Rey Cruz de Canuba and the emotional and moody ballads of Marco lil' Tito de Rubio. |
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| FOXHOLES - DEFENDING THE BORDER Outgoing
Governor and 2016 Presidential hopeful Rick Perry and Sean Hannity team up to solve the child refugee crisis at the Texas border in what they call the Walker
Texas Ranger Style of immediately booting the refugees all the way back to where they come from. Walker who once had a court order to stay away from his
grandchildren says a big boot in the ass the only thing they understand since they don't speak English. In the premiere episode the duo destroy a church school
bus in a covert ops action after they learn of a plot to move a group of refugee children away from the border. |
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| THE BILLIONAIRE BACHELOR Rupert Murdoch is the
most eligible bachelor in the world and in this new reality TV show his female employee contestants fuss all over him like he's the world's most lovable Teddy
Bear. That's the last thing he is but everybody who works for Murdoch is intentionally overpaid to the point that they will do absolutely anything to keep their
job. Rupert wants all his employees to know for certain that they are overpaid whores and they damn well better do exactly what he says when he says it and that
includes acting like Murdoch is the love of their life and they damn well better gush like Bellagio fountains when the camera is on. Anyway these ladies have $100
billion additional reasons to turn on the charms as that is a conservative estimate of the billionaire's current net worth and that provides all the motivation
these actress/newsladies need to attempt to turn a sour 84 year old impotent curmudgeon into a purring tom kitty smitten with his new kitten bride. |
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| MILF TEACHER 2 Miss Halsey is back but this
time she teaches political science at a small liberal arts college in Colorado. It's standing room only in her popular class which this semester is focusing on
the zombie lies of politics that keep being repeated no matter how many times the lies have been debunked. It becomes personal when zombie lies and rumors about
her sexual escapades at her previous teaching job start circulating. Her problem is that those lies can't be debunked because they are all true and now it seems
like half the student body and faculty both male and female are trying to get her in the sack at the same time she's dating professional athletes from the
Denver Nuggets, Denver Broncos and Colorado Rockies. |
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| TALES OF THE RIO GRANDE Another timely movie on
Texas BBS "We Got The Sauce! coming this summer. After much crazy talk including insults and nutty conspiracy theories by Texas Governor Rick Perry played
by a bulked up Rick Perry the President finally comes to Texas where death threats from Republicans are routine. Despite expectations Rick Perry would at least
pistol whip the President on the airport tarmac the two got along terrific and had a long conversation on a helicopter ride to the meeting they were attending
together. After discovering they agreed on 98% of everything to do about the refugee immigrant children streaming into Texas from Central America the President
put the burden squarely on Perry to persuade the Texas Congressional delegation to support passage of a supplemental bill to provide the money. |
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| LOSING CHENEY is a new Lifeline Channel
original movie that deals with a family problem becoming more and more frequent today. Dealing with demented and senile old family members is a challenge under
any circumstances but when dealing with someone who once had immense power of life and death over millions and who unknowingly carries the weight of thousands of
souls of those who died for no reason other than the manipulations of the living person they stalk. The Ikrit follows just outside the operating room just
behind the passenger seat and just above it's bounty waiting to take Cheney's cold evil soul on the black hole express to the deepest pits of the hottest reaches
of the fiercest regions of hell. Meanwhile the former Vice President makes demands on all around him to abet his ever evolving evil experiences as if a
bucket list of all evil were his goal and obsession before escalating dementia consumes him. During a recent interview he inexplicably yelled "I'll never sell
the Clippers!". |
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| WHITE CHICKEN LITTLE
Sarah Palin lends her voice-over talents to this new adult political cartoon series. Sarah plays White Chicken Little who after twice winning ribbons for best
breasts at the County Fair has become disillusioned with the farm's owner. She'd thought Farmer Obama had an unimpeachable character until she accidentally
learns he's been eating her eggs for breakfast since her disappointing finish in this year's fair. She became hysterical and started running around like a
chicken with it's head cut off yelling for an all out farm rebellion. The other hens voiced by Sophia Vergara and Christina Hendricks are too busy clucking on
about the latest farm gossip too even notice White Chicken Little's ongoing anxiety attack. |
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| FACE CREATION WITH BOB SCHIEFFER
This is an exciting new discussion and game show in which contestants dressed as Jesus expound on their own personal Christian denomination's version of
Christianity and other topics you would expect to hear from folks dressed as Jesus. With 18,000 Christian denominations in existence the show expects no shortage
of either contestants or unique interpretations of the Bible. Celebrity judges will rate each Jesus for persuasiveness and creativity and combined with a
vote from the studio audience a new winner is determined at the end of each show. Three consecutive wins automatically qualifies a Christian denomination for
the semi-finals competition. After the Supreme Court ruled that sincere belief of some Christian dogma supersedes federal law there is huge public interest in
finding out exactly which sincere beliefs trump federal law. Other religions have filed lawsuits to discover which of their sincere beliefs might also trump
federal law if the five male Republican Catholic justices allow that beliefs not found in their Bible can be considered sincere enough to trump federal law
also. |
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| SHARIA LAW & ORDER - EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS UNIT
The Law and Order TV crime drama franchise will premiere this timely new show in late summer. After a Supreme Court decision rang the bell of corporate
religious liberty by declaring that sincere religious beliefs trump federal law it shocked the nation to learn that hundreds of companies were either owned
outright or the majority shareholders in the corporation were three practicing Muslim billionaires Bader Nasser Al Kharafi, Mohammed Al Shaya and Lubna Olayan.
They were given every legal right to do so and began a purge of non-Muslim infidels from their payrolls for haram or sins against Islam. Firing
offenses included adultery, premarital sex, sex during pregnancy, homosexuality, blasphemy, apostasy, use of alcohol, tobacco or drugs, eating pork, nutmeg,
vanilla extract or gelatin, wearing gold jewelry, hairpieces, silk shirts or ties on men, wearing wigs, see through clothing or showing skin or hair on women and
anyone having tattoos. Hundreds of thousands of workers from Office Depot, KFC, Met Life, Starbucks, Pizza Hut, Cadbury's and Krispy Kreme were affected. These
are their stories.sound effect |
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| THE SUPREMES- BABY I NEED YOUR LOVIN' After a
a stunning Supreme Court decision limiting access to female contraceptive devices but not penis pumps, Viagra and Cialis the old Ivy League frat pack was
feeling back in the game saying it's the time of life to take action so they decided to get the old band back together and take a restored muscle car on the road
and charm the skirts right off the ladies just like in the old days. Sure the story sounds as familiar as an old beach blanket but those golden oldie songs are
terrific and this is one Broadway show you can just sit back spread your legs and enjoy without thinking.song |
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| WELCOME TO CANUBA After a Supreme Court
decision Ted Cruz learns he is ineligible to run for President of the United States. In a violent scene of disgust and anger he renounces his U.S. citizenship and
buys an entire island and carnauba palm plantation southwest of the Bahamas and declares it a sovereign nation called Canuba. Cruz leaves America forever and
renames himself Generalissimo El Rey Canuba. After building a row of luxury condominiums Canuba deceives dozens of Canadian and Cuban beauty pageant contestants
to come to the island. Using his charismatic personality he soon has a devoted cult of followers who stay with Canuba year round. As time passes his Epiphany
embrace of Brazilian wax turns into a ritual his most intimate followers all participate in eagerly. This movie's natural and female scenery is so luxurious and
sensuous in every shot that even with the delusional Canuba's demented discourse he is delightful as a man who has found his own paradise on earth. |
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John Boehner
George W. Bush
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
FOX News
Newt Gingrich
Mike Huckabee
Darrell Issa
Bobby Jindal
Koch Brothers
Rush Limbaugh
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
National Rifle Association
President Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
Mitt Romney
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
U.S. Supreme Court
Uncle Sam
Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
