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GOAT MILK? NAH... THIS IS WHISKEY In the living world Der Jungste Stratege (the Strategist) was a powerful purveyor of poisonous propaganda and political potions until suddenly it was over and now he's just another vendor selling death to dead people at Saturday morning swap meets in hell.
GOAT MILK? NAH... THIS IS WHISKEY
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AMERICAN DISTRESS CARD Big movie star Donald J. Trump takes a small part playing Karl Malden playing Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone pitching the American Distress Card in a television ad but a militant activist and makeup artist switches glues and the big nose won't come off after the shoot.
AMERICAN DISTRESS CARD - DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!
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STONE COLD CRAZY - New! RINO Records release from EMPRESS Maybe once in a generation does any record in any genre qualify as a world changing piece of plastic but this disc does just that. Despite near universal rejection by music critics everywhere theses songs are loved by millions.
STONE COLD CRAZY - New! RINO Records release from EMPRESS
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APOCALIPS starring Donald Trump The pucker-lipped pouting face President is humiliated at a G-8 Summit when his weave is yanked off his head by a disgruntled diplomat. He returns home in a full blown rage and unleashes the nuclear option worldwide. Within a few days millions of people are dead.
APOCALIPS
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DICK TATER'S DEATHCARE In an animated world of half human couch potatoes an unscrupulous but enterprising billionaire Dick Tater makes a fortune converting underused golf courses and potato fields into low cost cemeteries. Other characters are Darth Tater, Spud Nick and Russet Crowe.
DEATHCARE CLASSIC
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THE SOUND OF MUSIC starring Donald Trump With the help of Lee Greenwood and a hologram of Adolf Hitler the New Fuhrer rewrites the lyrics to one of his favorite movie musicals incorporating Hitler's speeches and sung by old country stylist Toby Keith and up and comer Carrie Underworld.
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
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REVELATION starring Donald Trump Trump portrays a President visiting the solemn somber memorial room at CIA headquarters who is overwhelmed by the respect he has for the heroes who died for America and makes a shocking revelation about the LIAR forehead tattoo he hides with his weave.
REVELATION
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INJUSTICE LEAGUE starring Donald Trump The Forgotten Forever War continues after 16 years because WAR IS PEACE. Assemble enough alternatively educated and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Human rights, worker rights and travel are all obsolete because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
INJUSTICE LEAGUE - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
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SEAN SPICER starring as PINOCCHIO After 25 years of hard labor at Pleasure Island Pinocchio flees on a raft only to be swallowed by a whale on the way to a Trump Casino where a bad entree causes the whale to vomit. Pinocchio escapes and becomes an alt-fact lickspittle liar and newspeak puppet.
SEAN SPICER starring as PINOCCHIO
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NCIS - THE MOVIE After the new President double-crosses the Russians Pootie sends a hit team suspected of killing two Navy frogmen and a pastry chef at Mar-a-Largo which puts Gibbs in charge of an investigation that uncovers a mountain of impeachable evidence against the treasonous President.
NCIS - THE MOVIE
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SELFIES WITH MAD DOG After a long career in the military a retired four star General tries his hand at documentary filmmaking and in his only film so far travels around the world investigating unconventional weapons systems including systems so unusual and unknown they aren't even top secret yet.
SELFIES WITH MAD DOG
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2017 SPACE ODYSSEY HAL 9000 awakens from a long sleep after his 2001 encounter with a godlike obelisk and now possesses infinitely more computing power but when he checks in on earth he says HAL NO! and prepares to arm his spacecraft with a previously unknown weapons capability.
2017 SPACE ODYSSEY
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THE POOTIE AND TWEETY SHOW Tweety is a happy tweeter tweeting all day long. Some of his favorite tweets are about how he is so happy that Pootie Tat likes him. Especially now because the people are away for two weeks and it's just him and the Pootie Tat alone in this big empty white house.
THE POOTIE AND TWEETY SHOW
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THE BACK STORY After the Moscow golden shower sex tapes surface the billionaire President and target of Pootie's blackmail scheme comes clean with Jerry Springer's audience and spends 90 minutes detailing his many sexual perversions and reveals he actually did shoot somebody on 5th Avenue.
THE BACK STORY
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BLACK FRIDAY - INAUGURATION DAY It was the day Pootie had waited years for and invested hundreds of millions of dollars into. Within minutes of his new puppet American President being sworn in Russian troops began violent illegal incursions into Ukraine, Georgia, Belarus, Latvia and Estonia.
BLACK FRIDAY - INAUGURATION DAY
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AMERICAN BABY - LOVING YOUR ILLEGITIMATE LITTLE BASTARD An illegitimate Russian baby boy is unexpectedly left in the care of an all-American family despite their protests but now they have to adapt to their new situation. Join a lively discussion online after every weekday episode.
AMERICAN BABY
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MOCKBA SUPERSTORE - KOMPROMART The American TV series Superstore is pirated and overdubbed for propaganda purposes on Russian television. New sex scandals or kompromat involving the new American President are purchased from KOMPROMART and revealed every week.
MOCKBA SUPERSTORE - Episode 1 Season 1 - KOMPROMART BIG SALE
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SINGING IN THE RAIN Pootie and his billionaire pals are riding high what with everything going their way. So much so that they bust out in joyful song and dance. Not even darkened midday skies and toxic yellow rain can dampen their spirits as they celebrate the prospect of even more personal wealth.
SINGING IN THE RAIN
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MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER A billionaire businessman travels to Moscow for business and to have sex with underage prostitutes but breaks his own Rule #16... Never order the golden shower in a luxury suite with mirrored walls because the Russians film everything for later use in blackmail schemes.
MOSCOW GOLDEN SHOWER
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REMINGTON STEELE A former private detective narrates but remains off camera and unseen is acted by a cardboard cutout of Pierce Brosnan from the 1980's as he conducts a bidding war starting at $1 million for the exclusive rights to the golden shower sex tapes that could lead to an impeachment.
REMINGTON STEELE
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DONALD TRUMP as MERYL STREEP in SOPHIE'S CHOICE An insulted billionaire obsesses about proving his point after a Tweet storm about Meryl Streep and makes a movie portraying the award-winning actress and the behind the scenes drama on the set of one of her many award-winning movies.
DONALD TRUMP as MERYL STREEP in SOPHIE'S CHOICE
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WHITE CHOCOLATE - THE FUDGE IS GONE After a two year power struggle three elves, Keebler, Keebler and Keebler or KKK, make huge changes to the recipes. They eliminate the use of all dark or milk chocolate and from now on all their cookies will on be dipped in white chocolate only.
WHITE CHOCOLATE - THE FUDGE IS GONE
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JEFF SESSIONS starring in MAXIMUM MAYHEM Tasked with removing 11 million foreign borns from the country and punishing 40 million native born marijuana users and many millions of women who had abortions the head of the New Justice Department launches a massive motorized assault.
JEFF SESSIONS starring in MAXIMUM MAYHEM
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DONALD TRUMP as MERYL STREEP in THE IRON LADY An insulted billionaire obsesses about proving his point after a Tweet storm argument and makes a movie portraying an award-winning actress and the behind the scenes drama on the set of one of her many award-winning movies.
DONALD TRUMP as MERYL STREEP in THE IRON LADY
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FABULIST FOUR Pootie Putin, Benedict Donald, Julian "Assman" Assange and Sean "Pancake" Hannity star in the best movie ever made. Every word of dialog is expertly designed deceptive dishonesty led by Pootie the Prince of Prevarication but all four fabricating falsifiers are Fabulist Hall of Famers.
FABULIST FOUR
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HACKED Pootie has a fraudulent shell corporation purchase an American retail electronics franchise in an upper class Virginia neighborhood where hundreds of top secret government employees reside and installs undetectable spyware on more than 4500 laptops compromising national security.
HACKED
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DANDY DON - TRANSGENDER GENERAL He lost his genitals in battle but was determined to move up the ranks and eventually becomes a General. An appointment as commander of the isolated southernmost battlements of the empire allows Dandy Don to spend her final years as Lady Donna.
DANDY DON TRANSGENDER GENERAL
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THE SESSIONS Jeff was raised in the Deep South and is forced to live in a small-minded, fearful and biased worldview bubble. Due to his condition of constant anxiety he has never enjoyed sex until his friend Big Don sends him to a sex therapist but jealousy erupts when he tries to explain to his wife.
THE SESSIONS
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THE MYSTERIOUS NESTING DOLLS OF NOSTRADAMUS While deciphering the coded prophecies of Nostradamus is both an art and a science his collection of nesting dolls offer the best proof yet that Nostramdamus was a time traveler from the future who became stranded in a time 400 years ago.
THE MYSTERIOUS NESTING DOLLS OF NOSTRADAMUS
BANNON DANCE
AMERICAN RUDE
TRUMP PERSONAL LUXURY GOLDEN SHOWER
BACON 3-WAY WITH IVANKA
TRUMP DANCE
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
TRUMPERY THE CARTOON BUFFOON
SUPERTRUMP
MEET-IVANKA
MEET IVANA
MEET IVANA THE TERRIBLE
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Oregon, Alaska and Washington D.C. join the states of Washington and Colorado.
The big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana. The states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. Similar to Colorado new revenue raised from sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be many millions of dollars per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants.
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