JOE
BIDEN
15-1 |
JEB
BUSH
15-1 |
BEN
CARSON
60-1 |
TED
CRUZ
30-1 |
HILLARY
CLINTON
2-1 |
CHRIS
CHRISTIE
25-1 |
LINDSEY
GRAHAM
60-1 |
MIKE
HUCKABEE
30-1 |
BOBBY
JINDAL
60-1 |
JOHN
KASICH
20-1 |
MARTIN
O'MALLEY
60-1 |
SARAH
PALIN
60-1 |
RAND
PAUL
15-1 |
MIKE
PENCE
40-1 |
RICK
PERRY
40-1 |
MARCO
RUBIO
25-1 |
PAUL
RYAN
40-1 |
BERNIE
SANDERS
60-1 |
RICK
SANTORUM
30-1 |
DONALD
TRUMP
60-1 |
SCOTT
WALKER
20-1 |
ELIZABETH
WARREN
30-1 |
JIM
WEBB
30-1 |
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 | THE ARISTOKOCHS The Koch brothers return to the big screen starring as THE ARISTOKOCHS -
Lords of the American Plutocracy and demonstrate their power over not only the 99% but 99.99% of the 1%. Minions who elsewhere think of themselves as pillars of
power are forced to bow to their Koch lords as a sign of devotion and respect. This movie is basically a day in their life and the action centers around
plans for a $110 million dollar birthday party featuring a ballet troupe and 80 champagne fountains. |
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| ALLEGIANCE This suspense-packed thriller may be the best spy story since
SKYFALL and will surely rank high on year-end movie lists next year. An ex-American running for office in a foreign country conspires with an eager traitor to
undermine the President of the United States. In exchange for a promise of an exclusive liquor franchise in future occupied territories John Boehner played
perfectly by John Boehner assists Bibi Netanyahu in manipulating his country's elections. More than that this is a classic bromance novel between and all-American
nut and yahoo and his kindred spirit an ex-American foreign politician and alleged war criminal named Netanyahu. |
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| MIKE HUCKABEE - GOD, GUNS, GRITS, GRAVY, GUMBO, ETC. Picking up where his best selling
paperback left off Mike Huckabee takes to the big screen after he becomes convinced the way to the Republican nomination for President is through GOP voter's
taste buds and sense of smell. Presented in patented IMAX SmellScreen this film is intoxicating and will make you hunger for something. Huckabee and his backers
hope viewers and GOP donors develop a hunger for a Huckabee Presidency. |
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| I'M YOUR DADDY, DUMMY This animated/live action movie really is politics for dummies under
a different name as Charles Koch played by himself is incredulous when John Boehner starts complaining that he can't be told what to do. Charles explains with a
pine log for brains Boehner is incapable of grasping too much at once but he better behave or he'll go face first into the wood chipper where Eric Cantor
disappeared. Boehner ultimately takes to his tasks with joy despite a lack of feeling in his wooden toes. |
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| BIRDMEN Two has-been middleweights both former politically-connected powerhouses take to
the stage in a bitter fight auditioning for a prized role very few people want to see either of them play. Tensions mount backstage as both had assumed the role
was theirs oblivious to the fact that the majority of their core audience would prefer anybody but these over-the-hill retirees in the leading man
category. This award-winning film brilliantly exposes the shallow emotional fantasy world of political perceptions to the fresh air of realism and sunlight. |
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| THE HUCKABEES With a catchphrase that says it all this new comedy makes light of
the hilarious truth about how butt-ugly and obese millions of Americans are. If you judged by most television shows America is a population of only beautiful
folks but nothing could be further from the truth and this new comedy doesn't have a pretty face or fitness buff body anywhere to be found.
Brainpower is also absent but this lovable family of obese buffoons has a great patter of food and fat jokes that will keep you laughing and munching Fritos
and bean dip to the end of every episode. |
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| TRAINING DAY It's spring training for the first GOP debate scheduled for this
coming August and this new Iowa-based reality show already has cameras in place shooting behind-the-scenes action at Pat Robertson's candidate campaign
camp. 85 year-old Robertson has reopened his training facility every four years since his losing run for the GOP nomination in 1988. His Iowa-sensitive
curriculum includes a class on correct corn dog consumption considered a core prerequisite of any serious Iowa campaign. |
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| BOEHNER'S BARTENDER Ripped from the headlines faster than LAW and ORDER in hyperdrive this
true crime drama takes literary license with the facts and situations but Boehner's bantering and belligerence drives one Cincinnati Hills Country Club bartender
berserk. The bartender plots to poison Boehner with some pills and then tie him up and take him to the Cincinnati Aquarium and dump him unconscious into the shark
tank to be eaten. A federal crime. The bartender listens as Boehner moans "Obama this Obama that" and when he finally can't take another goddam word he
implements his plan. Things turn violent when the club security guard played by Johnny Bench spots the bartender trying to drag a nearly passed out
Boehner into a stolen golf cart. Intense action and bad language. |
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| MY WOMAN IS A MAN When you've had it all and done it all new experiences are hard to come
by and yet they are what keeps life from being a mindless boring repetition on a circular treadmill for a hamster-like human being. Now imagine if you had
accumulated a $140 billion empire and owned a multitude of gilded palaces and exotic private islands. Imagine you had bedded, dated, married and divorced beauty
queens, movie stars and fabulously wealthy royalty from all around the globe in every ethnicity, body type, personality type and zodiac sign. This FOX WHITE
film is a penetrating look at the psyche of one such man and how he came to find a new experience and a deeper love that had somehow avoided him for 92 years. |
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| AMERICA'S GOT INSURANCE This TV game show got off to a rough start in 2013 but it's ratings
are now off the charts as the show is a blockbuster TV hit. Producers of the show have been vocal in claiming responsibility for a higher percentage
of Americans having health insurance than ever before. Viewership skyrocketed after co-hosts insurance spokeswoman Flo and former Congresswoman Michele got into
an on-air cat fight brawl and ripped each others white smocks off. They continued to thrash and scratch and roll around fighting for over 20 minutes in bras and
panties. Nobody ever thought a game show about health home and auto insurance could succeed but this show has changed television history. |
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| RECTIFY THE SITUATION Based on a true story this GOP-TV movie of the week goes behind the
scenes into the hidden hemisphere of political medicine and the techniques for damage control when evidence of the dreaded disease of plagiarism is found and a
diagnosis is made. Starring Dr. Ben Carson who writes a best selling book and is then diagnosed with the disease after evidence of plagiarism is discovered in
his book. Also starring Dr. Rand Paul as a leading plagiarism specialist and survivor of several bouts of plagiarism in his own speeches. He gallantly volunteers
to administer the rectification of the situation procedure on his colleague Dr. Carson. |
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| RED STATES REPORT Right wing news and weather in red leather. In the ratings race one can't
run in place. Megyn Kelly increases her cable news footprint with a weekly Saturday news special report focusing exclusively on Republican red states while
wearing form hugging red leather. |
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| HUCKABOOTY Show business was his passion but he felt politics was his duty. After taking
political cheap shots at Jay-Z accusing him of pimping out his wife Beyonce, the politically savvy Jay-Z arranges a completely private face-to-face meeting
between Huckabee and Beyonce alone in the hot tub of the penthouse Valentine suite of a seven star hotel in Miami. Three hours later a glowing Mike Huckabee
emerged from the suite with a brand new showbiz career as a backup dancer and bass player for Beyonce's 2015 Southern States Tour with the promise of the prized
recording contract the Huckster has wanted more than anything for his entire life. Huckabee immediately puts his presidential ambitions on hold and asks his wife
to lose some weight. Music and drama.
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| McMAJORITY McRULE This made for TV movie has more product placement than Costco. Literally
every scene features products available for purchase and then advertised again during endless commercial breaks. In fact many of the commercials are better than
this movie which is a silly fantasy romp through some make believe American utopia where everyone is deliriously happy buying breaking and replacing
gadgets with junk and junk with gadgets. In this corporate made ode to the corporate point of view consumer satisfaction is the be all end all
source of all joy and happiness. The "Happy" remix soundtrack is available for download everywhere.
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| PALIN FAMILY COOKOFF - PET RECIPE CHALLENGE The producers of CELEBRITY CHOPPED and THRILLA
IN WASILLA are ready to roll out a new series on multiple small cable networks starring the ever present Palin family. The whole family cooks up their favorite
100% meat recipes using only Alaska grown critter meat which includes a large variety of hunted wild game, domestic stock and roadkill. Roadkill is a popular
source of meat in Alaska because it stays fresh in the freezing temperatures until retrieved free by anyone for cooking or storage. A promo trailer shows a
scene where as the competition in the family kitchen gets busy and heats up Sarah forgets about the cameras and goes au natural to cook a native mule deer.
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| CHUCKIE IN THE HOUSE OF HORROR GOP Films has expanded into full feature horror films and
this is one horror of a film. This is gratuitous cutting and slashing at it's worst but GOP films is masterful at knowing exactly what they can sell to their low
information ticket buyers who appreciate this crap. Even TV Guido a professional TV and film critic who gets paid to watch movies walked out before the end of
this stinker.
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John Boehner
George W. Bush
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
FOX News
Newt Gingrich
Mike Huckabee
Darrell Issa
Bobby Jindal
Koch Brothers
Rush Limbaugh
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
National Rifle Association
President Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
Mitt Romney
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
Uncle Sam
U.S. Supreme Court
Allen West
Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
