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GOLDSCHMUCK President Goldschmuck ingests peyote during a visit from a Native American group and has a vivid dream of winning and winning with Ivanka gold trumpery so he installs no flush twitter toilets at the White House and on Capital Hill confident he can pull solid gold nuggets out his ass.

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HIDDEN FINGERS On his first trip overseas President Top Bun is frightened when his security detail suddenly disappears and Pootie with the Russian ambassador and some known Russian killers menacingly appear at his table to remind him of their secret agreement made before last year's election.

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WELL OILED FINE TUNED MACHINE The new President takes his well oiled fine tuned machine out for a spin but swerves to miss a dying alligator on the road and skids into an oil soaked ditch where regulation-freed polluters from Jiffy Lube are dumping used motor oil in a former wildlife preserve.

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GHOST IN THE HOUSE The ghost of Lincoln has spent the last 150 years roaming the halls of the White House and the new President has Honest Abe particularly annoyed about an apparent pathological dishonesty. Lincoln's ghost tries to terrify the new President into going away and never coming back.

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FULL BLOWN SHARK SWARM While visiting the Navy's weaponized shark center in Florida Top Bun notices a little scratch on the aquarium tank glass but when he puts his finger on the scratch it becomes a crack and then it becomes a hole so he puts his finger in the hole and the sharks start to swarm.

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'MURICA - LOVE IT OR LEASE IT In 2019 America has finally accepted having an authoritarian strongman in charge but President Trump makes the mistake of leasing the U.S. military to Pootie who quickly seizes the White House in a coup and murders Trump and all ranking administration members.

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JASON BOAR - RUN TO RUSSIA Mike Flynn stars as Jason Boar. Jason is caught red-handed stealing truffles from the Big Boar who must kill him or lose respect so Jason is left with only one dangerous option and that means running right through the war zone in Eastern Ukraine all the way to Russia.

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MOTHER TUCKER SOCK MONKEY Tucker was already Rupert's puppet suck monkey so when he was chosen to replace a departing news anchor no one was surprised but the back story of Mother Tucker and how Mother Tucker raised her son to become a famous sock monkey is a barrel of laughs.

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THE FAIL OF THE EMPIRE Donald Jr. and Eric face the biggest crisis in their lives as the dollar value of the Trump brand and family name plummets. Their lifelong dreams of becoming billionaires independent of their father go straight in the toilet when even K-mart dumps the Trump home products line.

GAME OF THREADS Tim Gunn as the High Sparrow of Fashion orders poor selling clothes and a fashion designer played by Ivanka Trump out of the store and into the mall parking lot where nuns from the Sisters of Fashion strip her naked and march her twice around the lot and into a waiting minivan.

CAUGHT ON CAMERA Former CIA man George Bush Sr. installed the over 150 hidden cameras in the White House for the Secret Service to monitor but no one dares tell the new President whose habit of wandering around without a bathrobe and his many disturbing perversions worries everybody.

THE UNAUTHORIZED ROSIE O'DONNELL STORY A rumor pops up that Rosie O'Donnell might play Steve Bannon on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE so Trump Media Network announces their own docudrama with Steve Bannon playing Rosie O'Donnell and Kellyanne Conway playing her wife Michelle.

HELL RIDE Pootie couldn't believe his luck. This was the easiest thing he ever did and Satan was certain to give him a big bonus for delivering the dim-witted douchebag sleazeball President running the former superpower United States whose electorate is now the laughingstock of the entire world.

A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL Shooting that guy on 5th avenue was bad enough but once the body count became so large he lost count he just kinda assumed there was a special place waiting for him in hell but now his only hope was that this is all a dream and he'll wake up with Ivanka by his side.

SENATALIA In the season debut Mitch and Lamar at the request of the White House must determine the penis sizes of all male Senators but instead decide to make up much larger sizes for every Senator to wickedly torment the unpopular new President and his multiple penis related neuroses.

SENATALIA - EPISODE 2 Chuck and Mitch and Lamar, all members of the Ball Face Liars Club, conspire to further torment the new President by mercilessly mocking him during the introduction of a proposal for a total and complete Persian Cat Ban that includes euthanizing the First Lady's pussy.

LIBERTY EXTERMINATORS Under the new regime the Statue of Liberty is to be moved to West Palm Beach, Florida and a nationwide pest control company wins a bid to privatize the immigration and naturalization service. Before Lady Liberty is shipped her torch is stolen by scrap metal thieves.

IMPEACH TREE In the world of fruit the Democratic Republic of Peaches is in crisis. Bad management caused the last harvest to rot so one by one the peaches vote to impeach their President for incompetence. The neighborhood herb garden joins the cause thus peaches and herb are reunited.

DR. STRANGELOVE In this updated Stanley Kubrick classic Mike Flynn stars as General Flynn Ryder who goes completely insane and launches a ballistic missile attack to destroy Iran because he is certain the Iranians are conspiring to pollute the precious bodily fluids of the American people.

WAR IS PEACE Mike Flynn stars as Flynn Ryder. After accidentally crashing yet another $86 million hovercraft Flynn puts his enemies on notice. He warns that now that his promotion came through no plan is off the table, no matter how inhumane, unconstitutional, illegal, dimwitted or cockamamie.

NOT MY CHEETO - PROTEST IN ORANGUTANGO The whole jungle is distraught about the growing war and many of the residents blame the local orangutans for the actions of one far away hairy orange politician. The local orangutans stage a loud demonstration to protest unfair accusations.

WHEN OTHERWISE TERRIFIC ANIMALS GO BADLY Human beings are not the only animals that otherwise are terrific animals that go badly and sometimes bigly. Even natural allies like Honey Badger and Pepe the Frog are broken due to the compulsive bad behavior typical of all God's creatures.

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