JOE
BIDEN
25-1 |
JEB
BUSH
15-1 |
BEN
CARSON
70-1 |
TED
CRUZ
35-1 |
HILLARY
CLINTON
4-5 |
CHRIS
CHRISTIE
35-1 |
LINDSEY
GRAHAM
35-1 |
MIKE
HUCKABEE
35-1 |
BOBBY
JINDAL
70-1 |
JOHN
KASICH
35-1 |
MARTIN
O'MALLEY
70-1 |
GEORGE
PATAKI
70-1 |
RAND
PAUL
20-1 |
MIKE
PENCE
70-1 |
RICK
PERRY
40-1 |
MARCO
RUBIO
20-1 |
PAUL
RYAN
40-1 |
BERNIE
SANDERS
70-1 |
RICK
SANTORUM
35-1 |
SCOTT
WALKER
20-1 |
JIM
WEBB
40-1 |
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illustrated special reports on 2016 U.S. Presidential Derby contenders and new ideas for television series and movies based on current political events. |
| DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL
EDITION - SPRING previews of new movies and new TV or online series, special programs and movies! |
 | HOW TO PLAY TOGETHER AND ALL THAT JAZZ After several months of amateur hour fumbles fits
and starts it became obvious to all that Republicans could no more govern America than they could turn back time. The GOP somehow became an out of tune garage
band with an endless parade of whiny voice wannabe lead singers and no musicians who can play together without fighting. Democrats are a smooth jazz combo and
nearly a symphony orchestra by comparison when it comes to a cooperative spirit and harmony. Republicans are so far out of sync with each other and so constantly
angry that even they start to realize the noise they make is anything but music to the ears of Americans. How long will Americans listen to the gawdawful noise
coming from Republicans? You'll have to watch the movie to find out but spoiler alert... by 2016 they throw the goddam radio off off the porch. |
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| THE POLITICAL APPRENTICE This year's CPAC has either gone full quackers or total duck outta
luck for brains as they honor Duck Dynasty star and frequent hatemonger Phil Robertson as their man of the year. Donald "The Duck" Trump gets in the spirit when
he dons a Phil Robertson style beard and starts blowing his Duck Dynasty duck call that all the attendees receive. TV Guido says it's a stupid show but they have
great fun acting like little kids throwing mud at each other in a mud hole oblivious to just how bad a duck pond smells. |
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| CSI UNITED STATES CONGRESS TV's favorite familiar crime drama franchise expands to
Washington D.C. and specifically to the halls of the United States Congress which many consider the home of many of the biggest crimes in American history. After
gaining power over both the House and Senate many Republicans thought they might be able to implement the GOP billionaire sponsored agenda but petty infighting
and squabbling within the GOP immediately escalates like a power struggle in a third world drug cartel and brings all governance to a standstill. When the
Department of Homeland Security is shut down as a result of stubborn Tea Party types refusal to compromise law enforcement warns Congress they are endangering
the lives of Americans but nothing is done and when the deadly and inevitable result occurs Congressional leaders are left sobbing and crying like impotent
incompetent jackasses. Rated R for violence bad language and patriotic revulsion. |
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| BIG HERO ZERO Bill O'Reilly is back onscreen in this dramatic story of Bill's personal
heroism during the Falklands War between Argentina and the UK. The action starts right away when Bill deftly saves a gorgeous Miss Argentina played by Sofia
Vergara from spilling wine on her Miss Argentina sash and ends up riding her bareback gaucho style on his polyfoam Pampas grass mattress in his penthouse suite.
After a lot of lovemaking things turn ugly as Bill is forced to bravely dodge every object she can hurl when Miss Argentina goes loco crazy and turns his luxury
hotel suite into a war zone after Bill tells her to get the hell out so he can put on his television makeup. |
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| WOMEN OF THE GOP This normally popular annual swimsuit edition video normally airs on the
FOX WHITE CHANNEL but with Michele Bachmann retired and Sarah Palin gone rogue with no contract this year's edition has gone straight to DVD frankly because of
a lack of talent that would be glaringly obvious save for the innovative X-ray photo technique employed this year. Producers tried soft lighting, animated
back-lighting, multicolored filters and countless other gimmicks but some of these gals just take unattractive photos no two butts about it. With the healthcare
issue in mind producers decided to highlight by X-ray exactly how these Republican women are remarkably free of tumors without any help from Obamacare. |
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| POTATOE OR THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE Judging from the title you'd think this is
just another edgy comedy lambasting Scott Walker for dropping out of college and never obtaining any college degree and thus being the least educated candidate
currently running for President in 2016. But No! And despite episodes when a befuddled Walker punts on evolution, climate change, women's rights, vaccinations,
gravity, physics and mathematics or when Walker says he doesn't know if President Obama loves America or is a Christian... still no! Despite all of that
slapstick TV Guido says that the Disney-built animatronic Dan Quayle used by the secret service when Poppy George H.W. Bush was President has been
retrofitted with updated Google/Oracle/SpaceX software and now operates with a charisma and sparkle the real Dan Quayle never possessed. The technical wizardry
and lifelike appearance of this robot is an achievement that must be seen to be believed and the sinister plot implications of convincing robot doubles with
built-in advanced artificial intelligence completely replacing less intelligent human politicians has made this show the most anticipated new drama of
the year. In episode one Walker unknowingly delivers funds from his billionaire backers for construction to begin on his own double. |
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| THE GIULIANIS In the tradition of Archie Bunker these two brothers are grumpy and racist
but lovable if you love grumpy racist bigots who hate anybody who isn't forking over cash or check. After being forced to retire and struggling in a tough
economy these two brothers and their wives decide to share a bungalow in Queens and the comedy centers around their constant bickering over who is more American
or who loves America more or what politician is a Communist or Muslim. Rudy Giuliani draws on his personal experiences and plays four different characters but
surprisingly pulls it off because realistically the bar isn't very high when your in your seventies and no longer relevant to much of anything or anybody. TV
Guido says this mildly enjoyable sitcom should appeal to some seniors and their caretakers. |
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| FIFTY GRADES OF KUSH In a sequel to THE PAINTER the image of Jeb Bush's disgraced brother
and former failed President George continues with the softening glow of an airbrush. This time a puppy dog face George is disheartened when Laura tells him his
paintings look like a third grader's and he should give up painting and do something useful. On the advice of his painting instructor a desperate George takes
Laura to the big city on Valentine's Day and has his Secret Service agent score some marijuana. After Laura gets stoned George blindfolds her with a blue silk
tie and disappears into the bedroom. Laura slips out of her dress and sighs deep in anticipation of a passionate surprise. George brings several of his newest
paintings out of the bedroom suite and tells Laura she can take off the blindfold now. After George asks Laura's opinion of his new paintings Laura asks for a
divorce and more weed. |
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| THE PAINTER This new GOP Films/FoxWhite movie is actually a by-the-numbers political
multi-tasker presented as family viewing. In the run up to Jeb's 2016 Presidential campaign his political advisers have told him they must soften the image of
his brother George, the disgraced President and alleged war criminal who drove the U.S. economy into a ditch during his nightmare two-term presidency. They
decided the warm and fuzzy image of a slightly detached but lovable old painter was the best propaganda vehicle available to do the job and this movie was
conceived and written for that express purpose. Surprisingly this little film fills the bill and provides a pleasant if somewhat saccharine diversion. |
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| EVERYBODY LOVES RAYBOB Former prime-time TV star Ray Romano has found a way back on
television. Joined by Bobby Jindal they play Indian-born conjoined twins who perform comedy as RayBob and have immigrated to America to pursue a joint career in
comedy and the movies. RayBob immediately falls heads over heels in love with smart and funny Patti "Funbags" Funicello, a 36 year-old Italian-American actress
with a speaking part in an upcoming second remake of the movie "Earthquake". RayBob offers her several points on a pending comedy project if she'll collaborate
on the script and share a house with RayBob in the San Fernando Valley. |
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| FIFTY SHADES OF JINDAL Bobby Jindal played by Bobby Jindal had always thought of himself as
white and identified with being white. His favorite color was white and his favorite game show celebrity was Vanna White. So when a controversy arises about his
official Louisiana state portrait being too white it infuriates Jindal. He has fifty different portraits duplicated each featuring a different skin tone. Calling
the whole thing stupid he puts all fifty portraits on display in an exhibit so people can vote for their favorite portrait. Paula Deen is impressed and
empathetic so she offers up an invitation to cook dinner for the Governor where magic happens and the dinner lasts for days. |
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| DAWN OF THE PUNTER FOX WHITE RELIGION CHANNEL is set to air this interesting infotainment
documentary discussion of the evolution of politifaith. Politifaith is a newly coined term to describe how candidates must pretend to believe multiple
religious dogmas depending on who they're speaking to. Keeping it all organized has evolved into the practiced skill of saying practically nothing despite using
hundreds of words that make listeners believe the speaker thinks just like you do. In a compelling scene Scott Walker demonstrates the art form by pandering to
an anti-science crowd of right wing religious zealots by punting proven science into the Mississippi River. Charles Darwin once said the survivors are not the
strongest or the smartest but those who best adapt to change. |
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| THE BAGGAGE HANDLER This new Lifeline/FoxWhite family movie deals with the problems of
having an older or mentally challenged relative who either needs special handling or has an embarrassing past that could possibly ruin one's own personal
ambitions. Jeb Bush struggles to deal with the baggage of his brother's past as he sets out on an incredible journey to reach his ultimate career goal but Jeb's
journey is certain to be filled with disappointments and immensely difficult if not impossible to achieve. |
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| THE BIBI AND BOBO SHOW Plot details have not been released and with no advance screenings
top TV critic TV Guido said he has no idea what the hell is going on with this made-for-TV movie other than two clowns go to absurd lengths to either intimidate
or embarrass the President of the United States for their own personal political purposes. It sounds like a cheap unfunny horror story and that can't be good for
either clowns or viewers. |
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| WALKER - WISCONSIN WONDERKIND Scott Walker has exploded onto the celebrity scene and is
currently riding a new wave of popularity amongst the all-important Iowan TV viewers. Quick to capitalize GOP-TV is set to launch this new TV mini-series
starring Scott Walker conquering a brand new challenge each week in a classic Walter Mitty-like series of adventures. From lawman to chiropractor to
Jedi knight Walker time travels and more in this potential crossover hit according to TV Guido. |
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| ON THE WINGS OF A PRAYER This original made-for-TV movie is coming to PRAY-TV where
devoted viewers can watch this heartburning tale of a candidate who rejected money from the devil and ran up a $2 millon campaign debt. In a moment of despair
Rick Santorum playing himself kneels to pray intensely and then looks skyward to experience a vision some would call hallucinatory that uplifts his spirit and
fills him with hope for his future. From the producers of "19 Homeschool Kids And Bankrupt". |
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| SPRINGTIME FOR HILLARY Being the most admired woman in the world means almost anything she
does will likely be turned into a movie of the week on some network or streaming video channel. In this case a simple walk in the park turned into the perfect
metaphor for the contrast between political parties. A very awkward couple played by Chris Christie and Ben Carson symbolize a Republican party that still
struggles internally over issues of gay marriage and persistent racism while doting grandparents Bill and Hillary Clinton make an oath to do everything possible
for their first grandchild and all the future generations of America's children. |
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| ROMNEYHAIR Real life is sometimes stranger than the movies but this bio-pic is a fitting
tribute to a two-time Presidential loser who set the gold standard for his famously perfect hair. Brushing off his last crushing defeat career politician Mitt
Romney quits the politics business and combs through his opportunities until he establishes RomneyHair Inc. Within six months Mitt sells 414 franchises at over
$1 million apiece and RomneyHair Inc. becomes America's busiest hair salon. All of the remaining Republican presidential candidates quickly switch to the
RomneyHair Inc. patented "Presidential Cut" to dramatically improve their looks. |
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President Barack Obama
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Rick Perry
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U.S. Supreme Court
Allen West
Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
