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TYRANNODON After Russian scientist's at Novosbrisk Island bring a prehistoric woolly mammoth to life unlimited financial support from the oligarchs allows the gene splicers to go wild and create new species including TYRANNODON which weaponizes the personal mockery of an American leader.
TYRANNODON
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BENEDICT DONALD After the U.S. Senate strips him of his power in an impeachment trial an embittered President played by Donald Trump calls on his Russian allies and points the way while Cossack soldiers burn the White House and drain the reflecting pool at the base of the Washington Monument.
BENEDICT DONALD
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STAR WARS ROCKETTES After union reps step in only 8 of 36 Rockettes agree to perform for the Trump Inauguration and they wear helmets so no one will know which of the long legged dancers is apparently agreeable to a grope. Music-wise the Star Wars Death Star theme fits the bill perfectly.
STAR WARS ROCKETTES
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GOOD BEHAVIOR - CAUGHT ON CAMERA Top Bun sends his best diplomatic asset only to have the ploy backfire when Pootie secretly videotapes the negotiations with the nude photo model turned diplomat who has unknowingly given Pootie even more leverage and a rise in his personal poll.
GOOD BEHAVIOR - CAUGHT ON CAMERA
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OFFICE INAUGURATION PARTY The President-elect is desperate for A-list talent to perform or just appear at the upcoming inaugural balls so he and his daughter double team a legendary Hollywood insider not realizing his connections are so outdated as to be older than the A-list talent they want.
OFFICE INAUGURATION PARTY
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TRUMPY - THE DUMBASS SPY DOG Trumpy was last in his class at KGB Canine Academy and no one thought he could be useful to the Motherland but Commander Pootie, a real dog lover, was certain he had an assignment that required little intelligence and would produce valuable information.
TRUMPY - THE DUMBASS SPY DOG
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SWAMP SCUM SUCKERS Trump sets out to drain the swamp and refuses to hear the protests about how he is doing it saying he knows more than all the stupid plumbers in Washington and saying he is right up there with Roto-Rooter the owner of which he is a personal friend of mine believe me.
SWAMP SCUM SUCKERS
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THE FISH This is one big wisecracking pucker fish who is officially the biggest fish in the tank and he loves to tell every other fish that he's number one and he thinks that's just terrific until one day a new species arrives and his over-inflated ego is punctured and his confidence shaken and stirred.
THE FISH
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A BIG PUSSY FOR PUMPKIN She was born in the fall so Vladimir named her Pumpkin and she is his favorite daughter and he regrets killing her mother whenever he sees her smile. So when Pumpkin wants a big pussy for her birthday Pootie goes out and gets a terrific great really big pussy for Pumpkin.
A BIG PUSSY FOR PUMPKIN
POOTIE TANG Thanks to working together Pootie and Donnie become the two coolest cats in the cat box so when Pootie learns Donnie drinks Tang for breakfast he throws a party to celebrate renaming their partnership Pootie Tang and making a trilogy of Pootie Tang movies to distribute worldwide.
POOTIE TANG
GOP - GIRLFRIENDS OF PUTIN Pootie can't believe how easy it is to do espionage in America as Republicans are helping him more than his Russian agents who frequently joke over Trump vodka that Republicans are like ovulating female elephants in heat hoping to hop on Pootie's pachyderm penis.
GOP - GIRLFRIENDS OF PUTIN
INGLORIOUS RUSSIAN LOVING BASTARDS An international mogul and billionaire assembles a team of family members to commit acts of retribution against poor people and Democrats who opposed him. Then joining forces with Vladimir Putin they plot to bring the entire world under their control.
INGLORIOUS RUSSIAN LOVING BASTARDS
DEAD RINGER Identical twin brothers played by an acting newcomer Watts Hisname haven't spoken in nearly ten years ever since Dalton hoodwinked Dildon out of his meth money when that city slicker real estate seminar passed through town and turned everybody into greedy backstabbing pigs.
DEAD RINGER
SECRETARY OF FRIED CHICKEN Kanye West lands his first major motion picture starring role. Fresh from an extended psychiatric evaluation an inspired Kanye finds his way to New York City to apply for a job at Trump Tower where he receives a pleasant welcome and new official job title.
KANYE WEST- SECRETARY OF FRIED CHICKEN
WHITE RUSSIAN After an espionage campaign that crippled American democracy and eroded American influence around the world Colonel Trumpskov returns home to Moscow to receive a hero's welcome and exclusive rights to distribute Trump brand vodka which has become popular across Russia.
WHITE RUSSIAN
TWINS Winning every competition had always been the only rule these two moral midgets understood and while both had accumulated and stashed billions of dollars Vlady had a big lead in the human body count inspiring a jealous Donny to pledge to creating a record number of new bodies next year.
TWINS
THE PUPPET MASTER The most decorated operative of Russian intelligence services receives the nations highest award for his brilliant manipulation of the American election including facial surgery that allowed him to deceive everyone in Trump Tower and have sex with Melania to win a bet with Putin.
THE PUPPET MASTER
SPY VS SPY - THE NEXT GENERATION Surviving old school spies of the cold war era are in their nineties now so it falls upon their children and grandchildren to continue the family business but the new generation is not content just collecting information. What they really want is blood.
HATE VS HATE - SPY VS SPY - THE NEXT GENERATION
TOY SOLDIER STORY Ever since he skipped military service to go skiing one playroom toy soldier regretted missing his chance to experience the glory of battle so he buys a Bucket O' Soldiers and conquers an entire mall but learns that war isn't pleasant and now he just wants people to like him.
TOY SOLDIER STORY
WAR MOVIE THEATER 2017 War movies will be huge in 2017 with all new wars eagerly anticipated by a new President who wants to win wars because winners win wars and since mystery and science are now passe the MST3000 robots have seamlessly switched to wisecracking through old war movies.
WAR MOVIE THEATER 2017
WESTWORLD - SEASON 2 Dr. Robert Ford died at the end of Season One so his much shorter twin brother Edsel assumes control of the new American History Park and presents a narrative ending with the emotional seaside conclusion of an infamous world-changing 21st century love triangle.
WESTWORLD - SEASON 2
FLYNN RIDER Flynn Rider was a young man when last seen wooing Rapunzel in TANGLED but now he is being sought by the King as an accessory to a traitor for helping his son escape the kingdom after he illegally gained a security clearance and circulated dangerous rumors about the king's sanity.
FLYNN RIDER
WESTWORLD - SEASON 2 An influential billionaire buys into Devos Corp. and another narrative is created where his true love and first bride from forty years earlier remains a young and beautiful host and completely unaware of the horrible things he did to her and intends to do again with every new visit.
WESTWORLD - SEASON 2
FLIP and FLOP After finding success as politicians and then experiencing the drastic downside of an election defeat this team of former Republican Governors switched career gears and now buy distressed properties from people who are sick and forced to sell because of the repeal of Obamacare.
FLIP and FLOP with SARAH PALIN and PAT McCRORY
PROJECT RUNAWAY President Trump rips out the White House bowling alley and installs a fashion show runway with state of the art lighting and sound so he can have Ivanka parade back and forth in sexy sheer outfits while as Baby Donald he chases her playfully with a wooden clothes hanger.
FASHION NATION presents PROJECT RUNAWAY
NCIS - KIDS ONLY At 5'1" Special Agent Leroy Gibbs Gonzalez was too short for many assignments but excelled at cases involving children whom he discovered he had an affinity with. When he reached retirement age he started a special school to prepare youngsters for careers as Special Agents.
NCIS - KIDS ONLY - NATIONAL CHILDRENS INVESTIGATION SCHOOL PSA
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The big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana. The states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. Similar to Colorado new revenue raised from sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be many millions of dollars per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants.
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