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 | TOP BUN A hired assassin known only as Top Bun picks up a lucrative contract to eliminate
rebellious leaders of the $25 per hour minimum wage movement sweeping through Gotham City. While the Batman is vacationing in Hawaii with the President Top Bun
strikes with lethal force and zero empathy for his many innocent victims.
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| TRAINING TODAY Tired of being laughed at and rejected by his former nude model and porn
star wife who is 35 years younger The Donald hires a personal trainer with a confidentiality clause that was crafted by an elite group of litigation
attorneys virtually assuring that The Donald will attain a new sculpted physique within months or else.
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| COUTH Donald a retired real estate developer vacations at a Swiss spa with some
other really old guys and maps out his strategy for possibly his final Presidential campaign after an unprecedented three prior efforts in three different political
parties. Sadly his limp dick and pouty-face performance in this film lacks energy and falls flat.
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| CHANEL NO.5,000,000 A clever new series of advertisements promoting Melania's new fragrance
Chanel No. 5,000,000 playfully teases a blue-balled billionaire who can't seem to please his sexy young third wife who is 35 years younger than he is. Mr. Trump
himself called the new ad campaign clever elegant and (air quotes) marvelous fun.
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| TRUMPET OF THE DOOM Everybody just assumed the a popular Las Vegas Lounge act named ISIS and
The Jihad Hip Hop Jazz Band were just milking the name of their sultry black female singer Isis Holmes-Tyson. But suspicions mount when a convention of Rabbis
protest the group's too smooth song selection and late night starting time.
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| PARANOID HUMANOIDS ON STEROIDS FROM THE DEEP An oceanography experiment goes horribly wrong
when a class of Santa Barbara college students abandon their sinking floating classroom only to be sucked into a water vortex and pulled deeper below into
what appears to be a fish feeding tank aboard an alien submarine.
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| BRONANZA In his first moral dilemma of the new season Ben must negotiate a huge contract for
Russian-made casino chips with a relative of his first wife who was crushed to death in a cattle stampede Ben still feels partly responsible for. The two reminisce
and man-bond in a shirtless horse ride around the beautiful Ponderosa.
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| BRONANZA In the best news this season a reincarnation of the classic series
BRONANZA is in production. Ben Cartwright is played by 69 year-old Donald Trump as he manages the Ponderosa terrifically for which he gets lots of credit in
the financial press as well as raising his three grown sons from three different women (all deceased).
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| EMPIRE STROKES BACK After the wheels fell of his Presidential campaign and his books
stopped selling a distraught Ben Carson turns to his best white friend Rupert Murdoch who rewards the man he calls a "real black" with a starring role in one
of the many television shows Murdoch owns and airs on his many television stations.
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| THE HATEFUL EIGHT This is groundbreaking cinema as this re-imagined Republican Presidential
debate has been re-staged as a Quinton Tarentino-style violent and vulgar laugher with the oddest soundtrack ever recorded. Needless to say fewer candidates will
still be standing at the end of this craziness. Filmed in 70mm.
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| BLACK MESS While a wealthy and powerful politician is pursuing the Presidency his brother
from another mother becomes unhinged with jealousy and changes his doppelganger appearance. Convinced he is a warrior for the wood he starts bombing baby
furniture stores. Trump's performance in a dual role is breathtaking.
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| TANGLED Donald Trump plays Flynn Ryder in this new extended version of the Disney classic.
Picking up three years after the original Rapunzel dumps an aging and disillusioned Flynn who then desperately clings to her memory by wearing a wig with
extensions made from her hair despite the resulting inconvenience and entanglements.
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| KOJAK Ted Cruz plays a bitter prematurely bald man who was named after a former
television series detective. Now working for the Texas Department of Child Welfare he roams the Texas state fairgrounds confiscating terrified children from
intoxicated and well armed open-carrying parents who are not proper card-carrying NRA members.
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| BORN IN CANADA Capitalizing on the publicity of a Presidential election race
Rino Records has re-released this Canadian Billboard smash album classic by Ted Cruz. All of his charting Canadian themed hits are included. The
album had been briefly pulled from Canadian record stores when Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship last year.
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| DAS ARSCHLOCH Donald Trump ably portrays the heir to a German rat poison fortune who
establishes a worldwide legion of independent contractor sales associates and lobbyists in an effort to increase sales in all nations with a new and deadlier
formulation of the rat poison that made him a billionaire and reality television star.
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| THE MUSTACHIOS Wary of the label PC Police the independent incendiary language review
commission had kept a low profile despite a proliferation of offensive public rhetoric. But when the leading hate speech proponent sprouts a Hitler mustache to
match his fascist political tirades the commission uses their authority to make an arrest.
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| AMURICA RISING - A REVOLUTION DECAPITATES THE MYTH A schizophrenic television reality star
leads an out of control racist mob from a Florida tour bus into Times Square and storms the world-famous Wax Museum. After stealing Nazi uniforms the
mob leader emerges with the decapitated wax head of Abraham Lincoln.
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| AMURICA RISING Terrorist supporting business trained CEO's enter the United States to seek
out opportunities to cause massive damage. In short order one nearly destroys an information technology company costing 30,000 middle class
jobs while the other helps dismantle hundreds of local gun laws in order to enable future terrorists.
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| JIHADI BRIDE A Canadian born transgender conservative Muslim activist marries an unsuspecting
Minnesota Muslim thoroughbred farrier and pretends to be pregnant to gain entry to Planned Parenthood in order to offer for sale smuggled Canadian abortion inducing
drugs while secretly filming the price negotiations with a hidden camera.
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| ATTACK OF THE BEE TEAM At an Iowa politic event and pie eating contest
GOP candidates are lured to a beekeeping exhibit on the same fairgrounds. After Jeb! puts on a bee repellent suit a Bush-backing beekeeper order his bees to swarm
the unsuspecting sugar coated candidates who dare not move while Jeb! taunts them wickedly.
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| Marijuana Users Win Elections!
Oregon, Alaska and Washington D.C. join
the states of Washington and Colorado. The big winners are marijuana users in Oregon and Alaska where
voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana. The states of Washington and Colorado who legalized recreational marijuana in 2012. In Oregon
adults will now be able to legally possess up to 8 ounces of marijuana in their homes and up to one ounce in public. Similar to Colorado new revenue raised from
sales and marijuana taxes for the State of Oregon could be many millions of dollars per year in addition to reduced law enforcement costs. In Alaska adults will
be able possess up to one ounce of marijuana and grow three mature plants.
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| Al-Awlaki's Final Seconds On Tape!
Hellfire missile finds American-born terrorist in Yemen desert.
Anwar al-Awlaki was humming along in his just-washed 1988 Mercedes Benz on the main highway crossing the hot Yemeni desert in the Al Jawf region and talking jihad with Samir Kahn, his webmaster and only other known American-born al-Qaeda terrorist, and then...Byaaaaang! He's soot. President Obama announced the development adding we've run out of influential American-born radical al-Qaeda terrorists to vaporize.
October 6, 2011. Yemen Blockbuster Video. |
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