JOE
BIDEN
20-1 |
JEB
BUSH
10-1 |
TED
CRUZ
30-1 |
HILLARY
CLINTON
2-1 |
CHRIS
CHRISTIE
20-1 |
LINDSEY
GRAHAM
50-1 |
MIKE
HUCKABEE
40-1 |
BOBBY
JINDAL
50-1 |
JOHN
KASICH
20-1 |
RAND
PAUL
15-1 |
MIKE
PENCE
40-1 |
RICK
PERRY
40-1 |
MITT
ROMNEY
15-1 |
MARCO
RUBIO
30-1 |
PAUL
RYAN
30-1 |
BERNIE
SANDERS
50-1 |
RICK
SANTORUM
30-1 |
SCOTT
WALKER
30-1 |
ELIZABETH
WARREN
30-1 |
JIM
WEBB
40-1 |
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illustrated special reports on 2016 U.S. Presidential Derby contenders and new ideas for television series and movies based on current political events. |
| DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL
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 | PITBUSH & PRIEBU$ - I'M SELLING TIMBER More new music from Florida rap superstar PITBUSH.
This time he's joined by GOP Records recording artist PRIEBU$ in a funky latin-rap musical discussion of PITBUSH resigning from the board of a timber company and
selling his shares. As PITBUSH seeks to further his U.S. Presidential ambitions his financial optics adviser Ray O'Nier suggested he stop holding onto timber
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| STAND BY YOUR KLAN Washington D.C. is home to both declarations of loyalty and backstabbing
treachery. In this new political crime drama Speaker Boehner ala Vito Don Corleone swears his loyalty to troubled Republicans moments before
their careers end suddenly and forever. With a perpetual stream of new public relations embarrassments from Republican House members Speaker Boehner develops a
wicked sense of humor and compares using his power to a comic delivering punchlines. |
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| VETOPOWER - THE FOURTH QUARTER This movie looks back on the future from further into the
future all of which will one day be the past. In the final two years of his historic Presidency the President faces stiff opposition from certain members of
Congress until they see the size of his heavy duty veto pen made by U.S. Defense Dept. contractors and guaranteed to write underwater, upside down, in freezing
cold or in outer space. The fear of such a hi-tech weapon effectively deters GOP obstinacy and a surprising degree of compromise by the 114th Congress
pleasantly shocks the nation. |
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| MURDOCH, SHE WROTE This new FOX WHITE CHANNEL series is a fascinating trip back into
1950's Australia and centers on a certain wildish Aussie woman from Wagga Wagga New South Wales who moves to the Melbourne Gold Coast and writes
serialized mystery novels for the newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch's father. Young Rupert's obsessive and masturbation and voyeurism becomes the result of the
peculiar habit the prolific author Auntie Jessica Murdoch had of lounging about seductively in lingerie whenever she needed a story published. |
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| GRIMM After Republican Congressman and shape shifter Micheal Grimm is convicted of felony
tax evasion his shape shifting secret is in serious danger of being exposed when he reports to federal prison to serve his prison sentence. The GOP goes into
damage control and calls upon all shapeshifter donors to contribute to the Grimm defense fund to prevent their existence from being discovered. Grimm knows first
hand the danger of revealing his true self as only a handful of supporters knew his dark secret but one was so horrified she turned him in to federal authorities
which led to an investigation and indictment and ultimately his criminal conviction. |
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| WHO IS MORE CUBAN THAN MARK CUBAN? As soon as the President shocked the world by
announcing a change in relations with Cuba the battle was on at FOX NEWS for who would criticize Obama about Cuba on air twice every day with righteous
sanctimony because having any fraction of Cuban blood entitles one to read a FOX written GOP talking point with absolute authority. Mark Cuban of SHARK TANK was
ready to tank this low rated basic cable show but now it's ratings have zoomed with all the talk about Cuba and who is more Cuban than Mark Cuban who may or may
not be Cuban. |
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| PITBUSH - WE ARE ONE - GIVE ME EVERYTHING New dance music from the former Florida Governor
Jeb Bush has been released in a surprise move by the war criminal's brother to help launch his own run for the White House. By emphasizing his connection with
Latina women and his own brown children Jeb hopes to convince other possible candidates that he's the only Republican with a catchy Latin beat and that means he
might have the best shot at winning a national contest. |
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| FACE OFF CHANGE UP This movie imagines the classic identity/body switch plot Hollywood has
used many times before but this is the first time the subjects have been a President and a Pope. The story begins just as the new Pope is gaining worldwide
support with his passion and empathy for people a weary American President is losing his previous magic glow and facing many obstacles to implementing
many of the good works he sincerely intended to do. In a face to face meeting at the Vatican the Pope senses an opportunity from God to save the world and mind
melds with the President where they agree to a temporary body switch. The President with a brand new attitude then starts knocking off bucket list items he'd
promised to do at a speed that is historic. |
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| KARL ROVE - THE DARK HISTORY OF COMMUNISM As soon as Karl Rove saw Hal Holbrook perform a
one man show as Mark Twain he knew what he wanted to do. The result is an entertaining one man revue as Karl dances sings and emotes his way through a thorough
indoctrination into the evils of communism. Rove portrays Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, Mikhail Gorbachev and Kim Jung-un with gusto as he weaves a thread connecting
them all in a fast paced show but in the end the show ends in a confusing mishmash of mixed messages as somehow socialist philosophy seems more appealing after
all the singing and dancing. |
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| JUST DESSERTS Talk about blockbuster political suspense and drama this new theater release
feature film has it all. After Eric Holder submits his resignation as United States Attorney General Republican Senators block the nomination of his successor so
Holder stays on and heeds intense worldwide pressure to prosecute those responsible for the illegal use of torture after 9/11. Believing the punishment should
fit the crime an outraged federal judge and former prisoner of war played by an aging Robert Duvall sentences war criminal Dick Cheney to undergo 180 rectal
feedings of ice cold spumoni. A pro-torture patriot group sympathizes with Cheney and organizes a rectal dessert party in his support at a Washington D.C.
Italian restaurant but the group runs for the parking lot after hearing Cheney shriek like a high school cheerleader. |
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| DAYCRAWLER Scott Brown's real talent has always been looking good on camera and this new
movie proves it. In an odd twist this fictitious movie about a real life fiction is as dead on as real life. Former Senator Scott Brown plays an all consumed
celebrity gossip reporter who takes to his work with glee since he reports exclusively about celebrities who also experienced spectacular falls from their
high and mighty pinnacles of power. With each story Brown imagines going a step further and actually engineering the ruination of certain people at the network
that he simply cannot stand. |
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| HANDS UP In this first installment of a three part paid television special entitled
"Hands Up - Rick Perry Goes To Washington" While still Governor Rick Perry is in Washington D.C. on official Texas business when he notices a large gathering of
mostly black men. Suspecting suspicious activity Rick pulls out his pistol and moves in shouting "Hands Up" to the mystified gathering of Congressional staffers.
The incident was recorded and went viral and from then on crowds pro and con greet Perry at every stop by raising their hands. Later that same day Perry shoots a
Chinese tourist for littering and wins support from anti-Asian Republicans. The 58 year-old woman apologizes and says she wants to go home dramatically
concluding part one on a freeze frame of a stern looking Rick Perry at the Washington Monument. |
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| THE HOWDY GOWDY SHOW This is Trey "Howdy" Gowdy's first go round on the big town D.C.
roundup and hoedown showdown but ranch boss Buffalo Bob Boehner has given Howdy Gowdy his own show with the Benghazi Bluegrass Band. Howdy Gowdy sings to a
knee-slapping toe-tappin cornucopia of accompaniment from these premiere pack of pickers picking their way through the big Benghazi Bluegrass Band catalog of
greatest guitar sitar bongo and banjo bestsellers. This is the 15th time the same show has aired with different hosts but Howdy Gowdy brings a certain snappy
South Carolina sizzle to the stage folks seem to enjoy. The show airs on CSPAN Music. |
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| THE GAMBLER This timely TV movie is a tense political drama dealing with the problem of a
racist saturated wing of the Republican party that makes winning the Presidency an increasingly difficult task for any Republican. As an outlier in his own party
Rand Paul decides to go all out and aggressively pursue minority votes with almost any idea suggested including when a crafty intern played by Jonah Hill comes up
with the idea of "Magic Bags". Staffers wear paper bags with the face of Magic Johnson pasted on so the candidate can practice a speech to be delivered at an
African-American church. Rand has a rousing rehearsal sounding soulful and smooth. |
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| SHARK JUMP Join host Ted Cruz in this brand new TV show from the producers of SHARK TANK
where each week Ted Cruz sets out to prove flagrant zombie lies and crackpot theories. In this reverse negative spin of MYTHBUSTERS the wealthy sociopaths also
seen on SHARK TANK appear each week to shoot down the host's crazy ideas as he persists in using Princeton debate team tactics in pushing nonsense
considered insane by experts such as shutting down the government, defaulting on the national debt and allowing the Canadian born son of an illegal alien from
Cuba to run for U.S. President. Fridays at 8:00 on the FOX White Channel. |
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| DUMBER AND DUMBER In yet another movie sequel to the original Mitch McConnell and John
Boehner are back with a new plan to kill the Affordable Care Act a.k.a Obamacare. This time they hope to do it through the Supreme Court and embark on a journey
to persuade each of the nine Supreme Court Justices one at a time. Hilarity ensues as this pair of knuckleheads seek the cancellation of their own
healthcare coverage with absolutely no plan to replace it with anything at all. |
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| MOTHERHUCK Some folks say Mike Huckabee is the spitting image of his mother who did have a
nasty spitting habit. However she had a heart of gold and is the reason for the many soft spots in the personae of present day Mike Huckabee. He isn't known
to be nearly as cruel or mean spirited as many tend to be on his side of the political spectrum. This bio-documentary reveals much about the man and his
upbringing and why he isn't afraid to display a compassionate nature in measured doses but also hints that the once humble boy from a little Arkansas trailer park
may not have the stones for the bare knuckle free-for-all brawl he must survive to get the Republican nomination. |
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| MASQUERADE This is the fourth time John Boehner has hosted the annual GOP Masquerade.
Every New Year's Eve the Republicans get together in costume to celebrate another year of pretending to care about anything other than partisan politics and
anti-Obama rhetoric but at least when Boehner is hosting there are no fewer than six open bars which definitely fuels the fun. This is must see TV if you have
nothing else to do but watch TV on New year's Eve. |
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John Boehner
George W. Bush
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
FOX News
Newt Gingrich
Mike Huckabee
Darrell Issa
Bobby Jindal
Koch Brothers
Rush Limbaugh
Mitch McConnell
Rupert Murdoch
National Rifle Association
President Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Harry Reid
Mitt Romney
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
Uncle Sam
U.S. Supreme Court
Allen West
Obama led wire to wire and was still moving like a winner down the stretch! November 6, 2012
