DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

THE GREAT WALL Correctly described as product placement in search of a movie the theatrical version bombed and went straight to DVD. There is a reason General George Patton famously said that permanent security fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. Starring Donald Trump.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

CINDERFELLA Top Bun is inspired by a visit with the Queen and decides to buy his own gilded carriage so that he may be driven around his mile long circular driveway dozens of times and delivered to his own fancy ball while dressed in his favorite fancy ball gown from his second marriage.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

REEFER MADNESS In this new crime drama series based in the 1980's Attorney General J. Beau Sessions organizes an elite unit of anti-marijuana crusaders to go after criminal pot-smoking filthy hippies that are known to congregate around Taco Bells and other Mexican fast food establishments.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

SLOGAN Top Bun wakes up in a remote outpost near the Mexican border where he was searching for a re-election slogan to replace Make America Great Again and decides to reveal to the world his dark secret that even though he has always been a mutant he doesn't really care for Patrick Stewart.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

FASHION NATION - SEASON 2 FASHION NATION is back for a second season featuring a galleria of Trumpery. Jared Kushner holds many jobs but as White House fashion advisor he wins the confidence of the entire Trump family and provides much needed fashion fun time for the neglected First Lady.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

SUPREME DANCING WITH THE STARS Republicans threw away Senate tradition for fave judge Neil Gorsuch and now his celebrity status has earned him a new spin-off dance show where the dance judges themselves will be judged by the viewing audience. Gorsuch doppelganger Tom Bergeron hosts.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

CRIME FIGHTERS Ever since the first time he rode his batmobile as a five year old Donny (Top Bun) knew he wanted to kill people in the name of justice. First in his neighborhood then in his city and country and finally as the best superhero ever Donny was going to be policeman for the world.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

LETHAL WEAPON In a wicked new version of the buddy cop classic two sociopath celebrities pretend they are actors playing cops in a TV crime drama to rationalize their real life sex crimes. Bill convinces Bill the two unconscious nude women on his bed are acting students in character for the scene.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A bright beautiful, independent young woman is taken prisoner by a beast and locked in the west wing of the beast's castle until she goes batshit crazy and starts singing with the silverware. The beast takes advantage and seduces her for use in his own personal fantasies.

DAILY RACING RAG BIG SPECIAL EDITION - SPRING previews of the new movies, television and online series American viewers are clamoring to see.

CHAFFIE Jason Chaffetz stars as a mechanized Republican robot politician who when faced with an out of control town hall confrontation in his district 3 acquires the ability to feel and think for himself. Puzzled by the new administration's actions he swears to go full Benghazi on the Russiagate scandal.

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