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| McWar Not Love Angry Senator John McDeath needs soldiers for endless war... McCain urged all impoverished young Americans to join the military as way to avoid a gang related death or a long prison sentence for drug crimes. At least that way, McCain reasons, their inevitable deaths will be labeled honorable and possibly prove useful to American corporations.. March 24, 2008. McCain Mountain News Bunker B |
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| McCain All McThumbs Embraces Bush legacy of incompetence, dishonesty, failure... John McCain didn't go to Yale like George Bush and apparently isn't intelligent enough to realize the extent of the damage done by his good friend, the worst President in the history of the United States. Can America survive a President with an IQ 30 points below George Bush? March 22, 2008. Washington D.C. Dumbfest and OTB |
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| Senator McWrong In Iraq McCain goes all the way to Iraq to make stupid gaffes... In an Iraq news conference, McCain said over and over that Iran was arming Al Qaeda. Oops! He was 100% wrong. Lieberman finally wiped the shock off his face and whispered in McCain's ear. "Al Qaeda is armed by Sunnis not Shiites". McCain apologized for the gaffes but looked dumb as mud doing so. March 21, 2008. Green Zone News Bunker Iraq |
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| Oops! They Did It Again Incompetent Florida politicians screw up another election... Satellite imagery displays for the world the gross incompetence of Florida politicians from Florida state legislators to Florida state beach recreation leaders. March 20, 2008. Google satellite photo Dumas State Beach FL. |
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| One Nation Under God Sunday sermons plead "Can't we all just get along?"... Probably not when five hundred times as many people will watch "American Idol" than hear any plea for brotherhood and unity. March 19, 2008. Pennsylvania Utopian Church of Blissful Unity |
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| Old Dog Learns New Trick Bush reverses course, advises "Don't do anything foolish"... After seven years of squandered opportunities, boneheaded mismanagement, countless utter failures and disastorous results, George W. Bush attempted to recast himself today as wise elder statesman. Bush has apparently convinced himself he is now a pinnacle of wisdom. March 18, 2008. White House Sanitation and Waste Distribution HQ |
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| Mitt McRomney Vies for VP "I'd be honored to serve McCain's second term as President"... Mitt McRomney mentioned that there would still be labor unions to bust and corporate tax breaks to invent after the inevitable accelerated aging cycle and possible Alzheimer's affects President McCain. March 17, 2008. Pennsylvania Accuary Records Room |
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| Hannity Advises Spitzer MILF Hunter Hannity says "Have I Got A Whore For You!"... Hannity tells disgraced Spitzer if he loves whores like Hannity does he should join FOX news where there is no shame. Later today in Hannity's exclusive interview with John McCain, Hannity talks about himself and his whores. March 15, 2008. Hannity & Who FOX Studios |
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| Easy Romp In The Swamp Mississippi black folks cotton to Senator Barack Obama... Blacks made up 70% of Mississsippi Democratic voters and 90% of black voters voted for Obama. Obama Shop March 14, 2008. Mississippi Derby Winners Circle |
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| 3 A.M. Obama Is Ready Senator enjoys hot coffee and donuts but phone doesn't ring... Barack Obama says he's ready to be Commander in Chief and has the ability to adjust his sleeping schedule in order to be ready for important 3 A.M. telephone calls. March 13, 2008. Pittsburgh Holiday Inn and OTB |
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| Hillary Stays On Message Senator says bread and butter issues build strong muscles... Hillary is reaching out to hardworking Pennsylvanians who dislike weakness, especially in the economy. March 12, 2008. Pittsburgh Power Gym and OTB |
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| Bush Starts Singing Career CD release timed with surprise D.C. singing appearance... Inspired by his favorite television show, American Idol, "W" warbles his way through an impressive collection of #1 Billboard chart toppers. The Bush legacy may well be that of the best selling singing President of all time. March 11, 2008. Washington D.C. Journalists Night Out Party |
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| Preparation H Intervention Preparation H Raymond outs latest Limbaugh addiction... Preparation H Raymond burst into a live taping of the Rush Limbaugh show shouting that he felt hurt and used and will no longer supply Rush Limbaugh with cases and cases of Preparation H for free. March 10, 2008. Limbaugh Studio L |
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| Hannity: No Black Whores Sean Hannity repetitiously attacks Obama's spouse on air... It's no coincidence the black whores at the Bunny Ranch whorehouse were not included in Sean's authorized photo shoot. One anonymous whore named BamBam volunteered that Sean "don't like the black whores much". March 8, 2008. Bunny Ranch FOX News Employees Night |
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| Hillary Empowers Women Clinton agenda asks women to help make America stronger... Cowboy diplomacy and that annoying cocksure swagger are failures. Hillary says America will come back after Bush finally goes back to the ranch for good. March 7, 2008. Pennsylvania Bodybuilders for Rebuilding America (PBRA) |
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| New Ad Is Mac Attack Mac puckers up despite 7 years of backstabbing and bullying... Senator John McCain is considered tough by many but his seventy year old knees still get wobbly in eager anticipation of dutifully and patriotically serving this President of the United States. March 6, 2008. White House Semi-Annual President's Ass Kissing Contest |
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| Bush Likes Mac Sandwich Senator resists urge to cold cock Bush during endorsement... With both fists clenched and jaw locked John McCain accepted the official "Kiss of Death" endorsement. Political analysts say better now than later. March 5, 2008. White House BBQ Pit and Horseshoe Court |
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| Baby's Come Back Hillary rides thrilling victories in Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas... Senator Clinton has won brand new life and this Democratic horserace is far from over. March 4, 2008. Ohio Derby Grandstand |
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| Obama Cookie Crumbles Senator loses momentum with lone victory in Vermont ... Senator Obama is going to have to learn how to deliver a knockout punch or he will most certainly be a punching bag for Republicans if he hangs on to win. He's let Hillary back into the race and now she's the one all fired up. March 4, 2008. Pennsylvania HQ and OTB |
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| All Hell Breaks Loose Texas Democrats torn apart over Obama or Clinton decision... Barack Obama has caught and past Hillary Clinton in the latest polls going into Tuesday's primary and caucus. March 1, 2008. Texas Political BBQ HQ and OTB |
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| Bush Wants More Power Needs more power to stop investigations of abuses of power... As President and Commander in Chief Bush has a lot of power but after seven years Bush has decided for the good of the American people that he needs more power. February 29, 2008. Power Grid Command and Control Throne Room |
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| Obama Rides Past Myths False email rumors and middle name calling aren't working... Much of America seems to love Barack Obama and a constant barrage of false and disparaging emails and middle name calling by right wing radio buffoons hasn't slowed his momentum. February 27, 2008. Texas Natural History Museum and OTB |
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| Straight-Arm Express Spry septuagenarian Senator surges as Democrats squabble... While Obama and Hillary do battle in the middle of the field McCain is making a big run straight past them and rising in national poll numbers. February 27, 2008. Ohio State Fantasy Football Workouts |
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| Excuse Me, I'm Not Dead Huckabee throws down challenge to McCain to debate... Right Knight Huckabee says Republicans are being shortchanged and the party will suffer by the lack of debates at the same time the Democrat debates get endless exposure. February 26, 2008. Ohio Downs Challenge Derby |
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| No More Mrs. Niceguy Hillary apologizes for being too nice and promises to battle... After 10 consecutive primary defeats Senator Clinton realizes that she has to get tough and go after the frontrunner Obama or her odds are long. February 24, 2008. Ohio Downs Morning Workouts |
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| Badge Of Honor New York Times says attacks by Rush better than Pulitzer... The New York Times published a story that alleged John McCain had an improper and possibly romantic relationship with a young blonde lobbyist who bears a striking resemblance to his wife. Limbaugh suddenly stopped his attacks on McCain to attack the New York Times. February 22, 2008. New York Underground Parking Level 9 Studio Limbaugh |
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| Jesus Doll Gives Nod Bobblehead's approving gesture encourages Huckabee... Former Arkansas Governor and Baptist preacher Mike Huckabee announced he will not bow out of the race before the Texas primary. February 21, 2008. Lone Star Bowling 88 Lanes Gift Shop and OTB |
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| Hillary Takes It To Texas Senator must win or go home on the horse she rode in on... New York Senator Hillary Clinton has a well organized campaign and many of her most loyal voter groups but the exploding Obama bandwagon may be impossible for her to stop. February 20, 2008. El Paso Equestrian Arena and OTB |
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| Obama Wave Now Tsunami Senator Obama has momentum and millions of supporters... Barack Obama has received more votes this primary season than the two remaining Republicans combined. Obama Shop February 19, 2008. Wisconsin Obama HQ and OTB |
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| Obama Wins Wisconsin Senator Obama has momentum and grassroots supporters... Barack Obama has won his ninth consecutive primary and Hillary Clinton was foiled in her bid for the upset victory. February 19, 2008. Wisconsin Obama Farms and OTB |
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| Mitt And Mac Make Up Latest Romney flip flop has him playing McCain's Valentine... Just days ago they were hurling insults at each other. Today they were more like Valentine's Day sweethearts. February 14, 2008. Republican Valentine's Day Dance and Buffet |
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| McCain Wins In Virginia Senator McCain outruns late charge by Huckabee for victory... McCain also won in Maryland and has a huge lead in convention delegates. February 12, 2008. Virginia Downs Raceway |
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| Obama Maine's Man Senator Obama breezes to easy victory in Maine caucuses... Barack Obama's campaign continues to gain wins in state races and make net gains in convention delegates. Obama Shop February 11, 2008. Bangor Obama HQ and OTB |
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| McCain Warns Terrorists I'm comin' ta getcha boooooooooooooooooooooooo... Imagine a man surviving five brutal years of beatings as a POW and then giving that same man total control of all the might and power of the United States Armed Forces. February 10, 2008. McCain Mountain Nuclear Bunker B |
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| Ron Paul Goes Home Winless campaign wants to avoid embarrassing defeat... "If I were to lose the primary for my congressional seat, all our opponents would react with glee, and pretend it was a rejection of our ideas. I cannot and will not let that happen". Feb 9, 2008. Texas Downs Advance Bet Window |  |
| Obama Wins 3 More Races Obama victorious in Kansas, Louisiana and Washington State... Barack Obama's campaign continues to gain momentum and now has a small lead in convention delegates. Obama Shop February 9, 2008. Louisiana Derby Winners Circle |
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| Huckabee Wins In Kansas Huckabee humiliates McCain by huge margin of victory... Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is the shocking upset winner of today's Kansas Republican primary by a huge 40% margin. Second place finisher John McCain had the endorsements of both U.S. Senators from Kansas. February 9, 2008. Kansas Downs Super Saturday Winners Circle |
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| Focus On The Huckabee Dobson endorses Huckabee as Evangelical's favorite son... In order to not jeopardize his multimillion dollar tax free ministry Dobson emphasized it is just his personal opinion that he'll be moving hell and high water to communicate. February 8, 2008. Focus On The Family Tommorrow Night Huckabee Rally |
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| Huckabee Sees Opening Bible Belt winner asks Romney's delegates for their support... Since Romney only suspended his campaign, Mitt's delegates are technically still his and not free to switch to Huckabee. Huckabee is left in a Moses like dilemma. "Let my people go." February 8, 2008. Georgia Victory Prayer Breakfast |
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| Obama Harvests Cash Crop Campaign raises $7.2 million in 36 hours since election... Illinois Senator Barack is the runaway leader in raising new money from seed and established contributors as well. His fundraising operation is a trailblazer for high tech political donor farming. February 7, 2008. Obama Farms Greenhouse of Hope |
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| Mitt Quit! Romney shocks backers by giving up his run in midstretch... Despite his fans still cheering him on Mitt just decided he didn't want to run anymore and jumped ingloriously onto the racetrack surface. Mitt later said he quit because he hates to lose. February 7, 2008. New England Losers Lounge OTB |
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| McCain Claims Victory Senator returns from battle without opponents heads... Former Governors Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee escaped the battlefields with their lives and both vowed to continue the fight but John McCain now has a commanding lead in delegates. February 6, 2008. McCain Mountain AZ |
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| Hillary Delegates Victory New York and California wins give Hillary the most delegates... New York Senator Hillary Clinton picked up enough convention delegates in yesterday's Super Duper 22 race card to be the overall leader. However, Obama won 13 of the 22 state races on the day. February 6, 2008. New York Aqueduct Raceway |
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| Huck Wins 1st of 22 Races West Virginia Republican Derby won by Mike Huckabee... Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee picked up 18 delegates in the first race on today's Super Duper 22 race card. Huckabee has a good chance in several Southern races today. February 5, 2008. West Virginia Raceway Super Tuesday |
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| Felt Like An Endorsement McCain and Bob Dole swap 157 years worth of memories... Bob Dole wrote a letter to Rush Limbaugh defending John McCain who is under a non-stop verbal assault by right wing radio talk show hosts who don't think McCain is conservative enough. February 4, 2008. Institute of Erectile Dysfunction |
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| Obama Makes Big Gains Super Bowl ads for Super Tuesday help Obama's game... The Obama campaign ponied up big bucks and bought ads for this year's Super Bowl in Super Tuesday states. Obama Shop February 3, 2008. Glendale AZ Super Bowl XLII |
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| Obama: Daddy's On A Roll Obama campaign fundraisers collect $32 million in 30 days... The Obama campaign noted that over 170,000 individuals contributed to their campaign which is more individual contributors than any other campaign. February 2, 2008. Atlantic City High Rollers Club and OTB |
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| Mitt Takes $18 Million Loan Romney's campaign can't wait until Monday morning... Mitt Romney and John McCain are locked in a brutal deathmatch multimedia ad war in 22 Super Tuesday states. February 1, 2008. Passaic NJ Fast Money Payday Advance Store and OTB |
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| Enemy Combatants McCain and Romney joust fiercely at Reagan Library debate... Republicans McCain and Romney just don't like each other and the mudslinging launched McCain into his firebreathing warrior mode. These two are in a deathmatch. January 31, 2008. Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and OTB |
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| Arnold Goes To The Hole Arnold most like Reagan at Reagan Library debate... Republicans McCain and Romney were angry and petty, Huckabee did okay, Paul was there. Schwartzenneggar came off most Reaganesque without saying a word. January 31, 2008. Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and OTB |
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| Big Heart Not Enough John Edwards announces he's quit the horserace... After another weak 3rd place finish, this time in Florida, former North Carolina Senator John Edwards is going to end his run for the 2008 Presidential Derby. January 30, 2008. Gulfstream Park Backside Paddock Area |
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| Florida Retires Edwards Edwards will probably be unable to recover from Florida spill... Former North Carolina Senator John Edwards suffered a bruising defeat in the Florida Democratic Derby and is pondering his future in the recovery room of a local chiropractic hospital. January 30, 2008. Florida Coast Chiropractic Hospital |
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| Florida Retires Giuliani Rudy's bonehead campaign strategy was a $48 million loser... After his humiliating defeat in Florida a relieved Rudy Giuliani immediately endorsed the frontrunner John McCain. January 29, 2008. Miami Leisure World Penthouse Ward B |
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| Unfinished Bushness President pledges to fuck up anything not already fucked up... In his final State of The Union speech President George Bush discovered a whole list of problems that haven't been ignored or mismanaged to Katrina proportions yet. January 28, 2008. State of the Union OTB Washington D.C. |
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| Kennedy Has Obama Fever Senator Kennedy says Caroline and Patrick have caught it too... Senator Barack Obama has picked up the prized endorsement of another Massachusetts Senator. Just three days ago Senator John Kerry also endorsed Obama. January 28, 2008. American University and OTB Washington D.C. |
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| Mmmm Fightin Fer Florida Sailor McCain packin a punch, works for Florida knockout... John McCain isn't taking any time off to applaud any George Bush speech in Washington D.C. and will be in Florida working like a sailor on shore leave until Tuesday. January 27, 2008. USS Miami Vice Attack and Sink'em Starboard Bow |
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| Obama Cruises To Victory Obama wins South Carolina primary, Hillary finishes second... Barack Obama was favored and won handily with a landslide 55% to Hillary's 27% and Edwards 18%. 80% of African Americans voters voted for Obama according to exit polls. January 26, 2008. South Carolina Derby Winners Circle |
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| Paul 72 Year Old Maiden Ron Paul has not won a race anywhere but has plenty of cash... Texas Congressman Ron Paul credits his barn for raising the money to keep him on the track despite no first or second place finishes. "Just feeding the horse has to be expensive". January 26, 2008. Ron Paul Paddock Area CSI Miami Downs |
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| Rambo Works For McCain Says Walker Texas Ranger can run but he can't hide... Senator John McCain wasn't about to be intimidated by the reputation of Walker Texas Ranger, who supports Huckabee. Not when John Rambo is one of his most fervant supporters. January 26, 2008. Swanee River Thai Restaurant and OTB |
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| Obama Gets Defender Former Clinton Labor Secretary Reich attacks Hillary's facts... Barack Obama has been under attack from the tag team Clinton campaign. Robert Reich offered his assistance after Jesse Jackson suggested Obama employ his own surrogates. January 25, 2008. Dancing With The Pols C-SPAN Special |
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| Rudy's Wild West Woes Giuliani poll numbers dropping faster than road apples... California polls now have Rudy, the former poll leader, no better than fourth place. His campaign has stalled and Rudy's frantic calls to OnStar haven't helped to get his horse moving again. January 24, 2008. Mojave Desert Testing Range OTB |
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| Mitt Strikes Gipper Pose Reagan Library photo hole is popular exhibit with visitors... Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney draws inspiration from one of his personal heroes, former California Governor and United States President Ronald Reagan. January 24, 2008. Remember Reagan Dollar Off Days at WalMart OTB |
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| Hillary Focused On Victory Senator Clinton always first on track for morning workouts... Hillary's Hall of Fame trainer and former President, Bill Clinton, knows these final days before the Super Duper Derby on February 5th are crucial and says all eyes are on the prize and they're ready to run. January 23, 2008. America Downs Morning Workouts |
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| Obama Faces False Email Senator forcefully throws Muslim issue down on prayer rug... Senator Barack Obama wants everyone to know that he is a "Committed Christian" and has never been a Muslim. A malicious email attack has been ongoing against Obama for months. January 23, 2008. Mountaintop Sanctuary and Satellite OTB |
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| Huckabee, Hunter and Hu One endorsement is nice but better are two... Mike Huckabee has welcomed former candidate Duncan Hunter into his swimming pool. Horton Hu was working at the swimming pool show and decided to join the fun. January 24, 2008. Florida Endorsement Derby and Swimming Pool Show |
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| Celeb Lookalikes Cash In Jim "Huckabee" Nabors and Pappy "Chuck" Norris perform... An amusing political song and dance revue is featured twice nightly with fried chicken dinner shows at the Branson Missouri Grand Slam Theatre. January 22, 2008. Ozark Mountains Satellite Network |
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| Thompson Quits Horserace Hollywood says Fred Thompson's acting fee has tripled... Fred Thompson has realized his dream to not be the real President of the United States but is looking forward to portraying a President in upcoming Hollywood acting assignments. January 22, 2008. Myrtle Beach Actors Workshop and OTB |
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| Hunter's Season Is Over Republican Duncan Hunter fails to bag a single delegate... South Carolina proved to be a poor hunting ground for Duncan Hunter as he ended up with nothing to show for a campaign season that was many months long. January 21, 2008. Myrtle Beach Republican Refugee Camp OTB |
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| McCain Wins Bush Country South Carolina victory is personal redemption for McCain... South Carolina has been the sight of many of Senator John McCain's most embarrassing moments so his hard fought Republican primary victory felt especially heartwarming. January 20, 2008. Bush Country Museum and OTB Myrtle Beach SC |
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| Hillary Wins Nevada Game Clinton and Obama split all delegates, Edwards shut out... Hillary managed to lower expexctations again making the victory seem surprising and giving the impression that she's really got momentum for the coming high stakes games. January 19, 2008. Las Vegas Billion Dollar Poker Causcus |
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| Bill's Riding Shotgun "Hillary Clinton is more important than Sarah Connor, baby"... The Vice Presidential candidate is traditionally assigned the attack dog role. However, Bill has taken up the job for now and has repeatedly flashed anger in defense of Hillary. January 18, 2008. Las Vegas Convention Center Lethal Weaponry Show |
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| SC Flagpole Up Ass Joke Mike Huckabee gets big laughs with anal penetration humor... A smug Mike Huckabee spoke fondly of the Confederate flag saying that if outsiders tell us what to do with the flag we'll tell 'em what they can do with the flagpole. January 18, 2008. Columbia SC College Of Godliness OTB |
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| Marraige Amendment Need Huckabee against marraige between centaur and pigwoman... Mike Huckabee was a hit at the Columbia College of Godliness when he equated bestiality and same sex marraige. Half human marraige should be unconstitutional according to Huckabee. January 17, 2008. Columbia SC College Of Godliness OTB |
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| What In The World? None of the candidates please a flabbergasted Lou Dobbs... Goodness gracious! Heard Enough? What were they thinking? Poppycock! Can you believe that? Of all the unmitigated balderdash! Isn't anybody in charge?. January 16, 2008. Opinionated Research Corporation Booth NYC Book Fair |
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| Mitt Takes Michigan Derby Romney rides to Republican primary victory in Michigan... Reaching the winners circle for the first time felt good for the son of a former Michigan Governor. Mitt thanked all the little people who hope Mitt can throw Michigan some business and jobs. January 15, 2008. Michigan Derby Winners Circle |
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| Rangel Joins Wrangle Obama comment about Hillary comment "absolutely stupid"... In a blatant black on black blabber attack, Congressman Rangel rang a few bells in the belfry. January 14, 2008. Washington DC OTB and Stir Fry Restaurant |
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| Obama Offers Peace Plan Senator takes high road, wants feuding with Clinton to stop... The Obama campaign is high on their chances in South Carolina but tensions have also been high since the contest is still a highly fluid and wide open horserace. January 13, 2008. Mountain Meadows Peaks Center OTB SC |
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| Huckabee Gallops For God Asks South Carolina evangelicals to place their bets on the Huckabeast... Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has galloped from church to church across beautiful South Carolina in his presidential crusade. January 12, 2008. Heavenly Downs Raceway Columbia SC |
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| Edwards To Stay In Race Not discouraged by 3rd place finish in New Hampshire... Despite being the only candidate riding a mule due to limitataions of the federal matching funds, Edwards vows to stay in the race and compete in all 50 states. January 11, 2008. Heavenly Downs Raceway Columbia SC |
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| Richardson: No Mas! Accepts deportation back to New Mexico after 4th place finish... Richardson already has a good job with benefits as New Mexico's Governor so he'll be back to work Monday morning. His final words to supporters translated to "Adios amigos y gracias!". January 10, 2008. Manchester Telemundo Studio Uno |
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| Hillary Played Kitty Card Hillary's softer side won women voters in New Hampshire... When Senator Clinton teared up answering a question hearts were fluttering all over New Hampshire. As many as 10,000 votes may have swung to Hillary in the final two days of her victorious New Hampshire campaign. January 9, 2008. National Kitty Photo Day |
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| Hillary Wins Photo Finish Obama eases up at wire and Hillary scoots by on the rail... Everybody thought that Barack Obama had won New Hampshire but Hillary staged an emotional last second comeback victory that shocked just about everybody. January 8, 2008. Manchester Downs Derby Day Press Box |
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| Moving Like A Winner Obama favored to beat Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire... Senator Barack Obama is riding the wave of change and has exploded down the home stretch to take the lead going into tomorrow's New Hampshire primary.Obama Shop January 7, 2008. Manchester Downs Derby Day Press Box |
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| FOX Muzzles Hunter Congressmen barred from debate by "FOX knuckleheads"... The New Hampshire Republican Debate went on without Representatives Duncan Hunter R-CA and Ron Paul R-TX. January 7, 2008. Manchester Zoo Mammal Exhibit |
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| Hillary Takes Down Obama Debate in New Hampshire features takedowns on flipflops... Senator Clinton was on the offensive to prove she deserves a victory in what has become a smackdown cage match with Senator Obama. January 6, 2008. New Hampshire Debate Derby Paddock Area |
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| McCain Passes Romney Senator waging furious rally less than 2 furlongs from wire... Senator John McCain was so far back he was in another zip code before launching his Silky Sullivan rally. He's made up more than 25 lengths to catch and pass a the rubber legged frontrunner, Mitt Romney... January 6, 2008. Manchester Downs Raceway Infield Snackbar |
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| O'Reilly Starts Brawl Shoves Obama aide then says Romney throws like a girl... Bill O'Reilly factored himself into the campaign until armed Secret Service had him step back. Bill went on with a tirade about nobody but nobody messes with his camera shot. January 5, 2008. Granite State Parking Lot B Bedford Airport |
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| Bye Bye Biden Senator Biden plays farewell concert for Iowa supporters... Senator Biden has ended his presidential campaign after a disappointing fifth place finish. He has plenty of work to do heading the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in Washington D.C. January 5, 2008. Des Moines Fair Grounds Theatre |
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| Mitt Devastated By Loss Found wandering in a daze on the streets of Bedford Falls... Former Governor Romney was reportedly doing a Jimmy Stewart impersonation and shouting out that it used to be "a wonderful life". January 4, 2008. Nick's Bar Bedford Falls IA |
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| Obama's Black Enough 98% white Iowa says so with Democratic caucus victory...Senator Barack Obama rode the wave of change and a record breaking turnout to victory in the Iowa Democratic caucuses.Obama Shop January 4, 2008. Iowa Obama Headquarters |
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| My Caucus Is Cold Today may actually be the proverbial cold day in hell when... The Iowa results may produce many firsts in presidential politics including first woman, first black or first Mormon. January 3, 2008. Storm Lake Iowa Caucus Room and OTB |
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| Mike Huckiss Is Hot Huckabee performs in Hollywood on eve of Iowa caucuses... The Tonight Show with Jay Leno was back on the air despite the writer's guild strike not being settled. Huckabee had to cross a union picket line to appear but the chance to gig was too tempting. January 2, 2008. NBC Studios Burbank CA |
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| Runners Tightly Bunched And down the strech they come. Just 2 furlongs to go in Iowa... Deep into the home stretch Clinton, Obama and Edwards are running tightly bunched at full speed while Huckabee and Romney are battling it out neck and neck. January 2, 2008. Des Moines Downs Club House |
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| Kucinich Gives Blessing "If I'm not viable you can go caucus with Obama's caucus"... Since Clinton, Obama and Edwards are statistically tied, second choice votes from non-viable candidates like Kucinich have become more important than ever before. January 1, 2008. Des Moines Ski Lodge OTB |
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